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Astroia Merlen wrote:

How to overcome your Gal-Scout addition, the 12 step program.

1: Admit you have a problem, that you are weak and pathetic and have no friends or a life, and are a stain on society.
2: Trust in the Almighty. For only through the grace of God may you recover. Submit to us or forever be that pathetic self.
3: Devote yourself to our cult. Because only we are right. You are wrong and a bad person.
4: Look at you Assets tab. Go through each category and realize there are many modules, suits, and vehicles that you can use but don't because you have an addiction. And addictions make you weak and pathetic and are sad.
5: Admit to the Almighty, yourself, and the forums that you have a problem.
6: Open yourself up to allow us, the forums, and we the ~~cult~~ group to remove your weaknesses for you.
7: Humbly ask the Almighty to remove the weaknesses from your inventory for you.
8: Make a list of all the PRO users you have killed while in your Gal Scout and repay them the ISK they lost.
9: Feed the trolls, for it is the only way to make amends for being better than them and killing them in your Gallente Scout suit.
10: Comb through your inventory. Wear the suit you have a problem with and commit suicide in Gallente Faction Warfare to remove it from your inventory.
11: Pray and meditate on your wrongdoings, ~~for guilt is a powerful tool to control people~~ for it will lead you to the light.
12: You can now use a new suit. Go forth and spread the word and teachings so they too can overcome their Gallente Scout suit addition. For they all are weak, etc.

The Gal-Scout Addition Recovery Program is brought to you by Amarr Sentinel Foundation, Empress Jamyl, and viewers like you.

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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 2581	Posted - 2014.10.15 03:34:00 - [23581] - Quote actually NVM, I'm too lazy. "Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ Give the Minja active dampening!--By Bor
mollerz 5562	Posted - 2014.10.15 03:46:00 - [23582] - Quote Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Im going to make a satirical anti Magnus thread in F&D. Can you guys pretend to argue with me about it so that I can show Magnus how ridiculous his method of supporting his position is? Thats all I ask I will provide the comic humor, and/or trolliness. I'd hold off for just a bit... I'm seriously fukn serious
Jebus McKing lol Proto 782	Posted - 2014.10.15 15:14:00 - [23583] - Quote Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Im going to make a satirical anti Magnus thread in F&D. Can you guys pretend to argue with me about it so that I can show Magnus how ridiculous his method of supporting his position is? Thats all I ask I will provide the comic humor, and/or trolliness. It only took 17 pages but I think we are finally moving forward. Magnus Amadeuss wrote: But I do understand how the original is flawed now. lol Proto // @JebusMcKing
Legoose MARKII Nos Nothi 179	Posted - 2014.10.15 17:10:00 - [23584] - Quote Za'Ki is at it again.. https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=177660&find=unread Who is LeGoose anyway?
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 4810	Posted - 2014.10.15 19:23:00 - [23585] - Quote Jebus McKing wrote: Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Im going to make a satirical anti Magnus thread in F&D. Can you guys pretend to argue with me about it so that I can show Magnus how ridiculous his method of supporting his position is? Thats all I ask I will provide the comic humor, and/or trolliness. It only took 17 pages but I think we are finally moving forward. Magnus Amadeuss wrote: But I do understand how the original is flawed now. That is the densest merc I have ever seen. Denser than a fully tanked fatty. You can always tell a Millford Minja
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 4813	Posted - 2014.10.15 20:08:00 - [23586] - Quote Is the new Barbershop temporarily shut down for cleaning? You can always tell a Millford Minja
mollerz 5565	Posted - 2014.10.15 21:01:00 - [23587] - Quote One Eyed King wrote: Is the new Barbershop temporarily shut down for cleaning? It was. I plugged a few holes. I'm seriously fukn serious
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 4814	Posted - 2014.10.15 21:16:00 - [23588] - Quote mollerz wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Is the new Barbershop temporarily shut down for cleaning? It was. I plugged a few holes. I thought it looked like it was listing to one side, but I didn't want to say anything. You can always tell a Millford Minja
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 2594	Posted - 2014.10.16 02:21:00 - [23589] - Quote Can we make a circle jerk thread about buffing scouts instead of ones being made where every non-scout sucks each other off while they talk about stuff that they literally don't understand? That'd be nice. "Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ Give the Minja active dampening!--By Bor
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 2594	Posted - 2014.10.16 02:22:00 - [23590] - Quote Jebus McKing wrote: Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Im going to make a satirical anti Magnus thread in F&D. Can you guys pretend to argue with me about it so that I can show Magnus how ridiculous his method of supporting his position is? Thats all I ask I will provide the comic humor, and/or trolliness. It only took 17 pages but I think we are finally moving forward. Magnus Amadeuss wrote: But I do understand how the original is flawed now. LMAO Hes a special kind of special "Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ Give the Minja active dampening!--By Bor

mollerz 5575	Posted - 2014.10.16 04:29:00 - [23591] - Quote Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Can we make a circle jerk thread about buffing scouts instead of ones being made where every non-scout sucks each other off while they talk about stuff that they literally don't understand? That'd be nice. This good? I'm seriously fukn serious
LeGoose SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 589	Posted - 2014.10.16 04:29:00 - [23592] - Quote Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Can we make a circle jerk thread about buffing scouts instead of ones being made where every non-scout sucks each other off while they talk about stuff that they literally don't understand? That'd be nice. There's the old Gav. Back to being annoying with bad ideas. Now lets get you back to your new and improved self. You need to learn to stop feeding these idiot trolls as there is no point in arguing with them. You will never win. Click it! I dare you...
Bayeth Mal Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 1597	Posted - 2014.10.16 04:41:00 - [23593] - Quote Or just do what I do and don't acknowledge the rest of the forums exist. It's always been a **** hole. I found this place and have lived here ever since. CCP ignores the forums. The masturb.ation posts are easy to spot from the typos due to sticky keys. CCP will do what they want and if they want our thoughts they'll ask. When you go out and rant and rave all you do is get both them and yourselves pissed off and then come in here carrying their stink with you. My 2 isk. We'll bang, OK?
Appia Nappia 1359	Posted - 2014.10.16 04:42:00 - [23594] - Quote LeGoose wrote: Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Can we make a circle jerk thread about buffing scouts instead of ones being made where every non-scout sucks each other off while they talk about stuff that they literally don't understand? That'd be nice. There's the old Gav. Back to being annoying with bad ideas. Now lets get you back to your new and improved self. You need to learn to stop feeding these idiot trolls as there is no point in arguing with them. You will never win. What are you talking about, we just rehash Gav's old posts and pretend we actually agree with them. He was even the one to suggest it. I approve of this plan. Or I would have, but Cross and Rattati look in here. they would see our plan ahead of time. It lacks the humor if we can't troll them. -1 for posting this above ground. So very tired
Appia Nappia 1359	Posted - 2014.10.16 04:48:00 - [23595] - Quote Bayeth Mal wrote: The masturb.ation posts are easy to spot from the typos due to sticky keys. It's been a while since I laughed and dry heaved at the same time. Thanks So very tired
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Pure Evil. Capital Punishment. 2075	Posted - 2014.10.16 05:29:00 - [23596] - Quote I should really hang out here more. Im on mobile so i cant access new barbershop X(. And my laptop update to windows 8.1 thing and delete all my crapolo. fuuuuuuuuuuuu Anyway, ill admit im still not totally intuned to the role cause my understanding is... lax. But i dont why i feed the trolls. Someone help me. I might log on right now for some nova knife therapy. Also, HELP Ive been running gal scout for too long now im abandoning my min scout i do not feel worthy....... PSN Sil4ntChaozz Hi guys several charge swipes later bye guys Wannabe LeafinDaWind/Ghost
Appia Nappia 1360	Posted - 2014.10.16 06:52:00 - [23597] - Quote [Redacted.] So very tired
Astroia Merlen Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2014.10.16 07:01:00 - [23598] - Quote How to overcome your Gal-Scout addition, the 12 step program. 1: Admit you have a problem, that you are weak and pathetic and have no friends or a life, and are a stain on society. 2: Trust in the Almighty. For only through the grace of God may you recover. Submit to us or forever be that pathetic self. 3: Devote yourself to our cult. Because only we are right. You are wrong and a bad person. 4: Look at you Assets tab. Go through each category and realize there are many modules, suits, and vehicles that you can use but don't because you have an addiction. And addictions make you weak and pathetic and are sad. 5: Admit to the Almighty, yourself, and the forums that you have a problem. 6: Open yourself up to allow us, the forums, and we the ~~cult~~ group to remove your weaknesses for you. 7: Humbly ask the Almighty to remove the weaknesses from your inventory for you. 8: Make a list of all the PRO users you have killed while in your Gal Scout and repay them the ISK they lost. 9: Feed the trolls, for it is the only way to make amends for being better than them and killing them in your Gallente Scout suit. 10: Comb through your inventory. Wear the suit you have a problem with and commit suicide in Gallente Faction Warfare to remove it from your inventory. 11: Pray and meditate on your wrongdoings, ~~for guilt is a powerful tool to control people~~ for it will lead you to the light. 12: You can now use a new suit. Go forth and spread the word and teachings so they too can overcome their Gallente Scout suit addition. For they all are weak, etc. The Gal-Scout Addition Recovery Program is brought to you by Amarr Sentinel Foundation, Empress Jamyl, and viewers like you.
Pseudogenesis Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 798	Posted - 2014.10.16 07:21:00 - [23599] - Quote Astroia Merlen wrote: How to overcome your Gal-Scout addition, the 12 step program. 1: Admit you have a problem, that you are weak and pathetic and have no friends or a life, and are a stain on society. 2: Trust in the Almighty. For only through the grace of God may you recover. Submit to us or forever be that pathetic self. 3: Devote yourself to our cult. Because only we are right. You are wrong and a bad person. 4: Look at you Assets tab. Go through each category and realize there are many modules, suits, and vehicles that you can use but don't because you have an addiction. And addictions make you weak and pathetic and are sad. 5: Admit to the Almighty, yourself, and the forums that you have a problem. 6: Open yourself up to allow us, the forums, and we the ~~cult~~ group to remove your weaknesses for you. 7: Humbly ask the Almighty to remove the weaknesses from your inventory for you. 8: Make a list of all the PRO users you have killed while in your Gal Scout and repay them the ISK they lost. 9: Feed the trolls, for it is the only way to make amends for being better than them and killing them in your Gallente Scout suit. 10: Comb through your inventory. Wear the suit you have a problem with and commit suicide in Gallente Faction Warfare to remove it from your inventory. 11: Pray and meditate on your wrongdoings, ~~for guilt is a powerful tool to control people~~ for it will lead you to the light. 12: You can now use a new suit. Go forth and spread the word and teachings so they too can overcome their Gallente Scout suit addition. For they all are weak, etc. The Gal-Scout Addition Recovery Program is brought to you by Amarr Sentinel Foundation, Empress Jamyl, and viewers like you. Give yourself unto the holy Minmatar master race, and all shall become clear to you. Stabby-stabber extraordinaire I stabbed Rattati once, you know.
Astroia Merlen Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2014.10.16 07:28:00 - [23600] - Quote The Gal-Scout Addition Recovery Program fully supports the use of Minmatar Scout, having lower fitting resources, less HP, and the loss of an additional slot to overcome the Amarr Scout's shared-squad passive scans making it an excellent source of WPs for the Amarr Sentinel Society's main supporters.

Pseudogenesis Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 798	Posted - 2014.10.16 08:33:00 - [23601] - Quote Astroia Merlen wrote: The Gal-Scout Addition Recovery Program Oh, just the thing for me! I've been meaning to get rid of this pesky mathematics thing that's plagued me all my life. Stabby-stabber extraordinaire I stabbed Rattati once, you know.
Appia Vibbia 3807	Posted - 2014.10.16 08:55:00 - [23602] - Quote Pseudogenesis wrote: Astroia Merlen wrote: The Gal-Scout Addition Recovery Program Oh, just the thing for me! I've been meaning to get rid of this pesky mathematics thing that's plagued me all my life. It's a twelve step program. Like all twelve step programs it helps you reduce the logical/mathematical aspects and helps train you in mental gymnastics! That's a skill everyone needs... Personal Theme Song
Cross Atu OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 3268	Posted - 2014.10.16 10:22:00 - [23603] - Quote So, this happened. See a cool idea thread? Mail me the title and I'll take a look =)
Pseudogenesis Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 799	Posted - 2014.10.16 10:31:00 - [23604] - Quote Cross Atu wrote: So, this happened. We continue to uprise! Stabby-stabber extraordinaire I stabbed Rattati once, you know.
Llast 326 An Arkhos 4837	Posted - 2014.10.16 14:09:00 - [23605] - Quote Cross Atu wrote: So, this happened. Is it me or does that still come off as a half assed apology for FF, with a dash of "Holy ****, Rattati made this workGÇª good thing because Legion might not fly" just asking KRRROOOOOOM
TerranKnight87 Dead Man's Game RUST415 19	Posted - 2014.10.16 15:44:00 - [23606] - Quote What do you guys/gals/mutants think of the new delay and how that will affect pro Knifers?. This is TechMechMeds tanker.
Varoth Drac Vengeance Unbound Dark Taboo 288	Posted - 2014.10.16 15:59:00 - [23607] - Quote TerranKnight87 wrote: What do you guys/gals/mutants think of the new delay and how that will affect pro Knifers?. Not a pro-knifer, but my thoughts are: It's a nerf but probably not a drastic one. It's not like shotgunning where I would decloak-fire in one fluid motion. With knifing I decloak before reaching optimal strike position, switch weapon twice because I have to go past my combat rifle (I know some people go for 2 sidearms so they can switch straight from cloak to knives but not me), then I usually have to sprint again a bit if I am chasing someone or have to reposition based on last second changes in my target's movement. Finally I nearly always charge the knives ready to strike once in position/range. Obviously I try to make this all happen as quickly as possible as I am very vulnerable during this time. So the period of vulnerability will be longer, but the overall process won't be much different. People already know this is how knifing works, not trying to claim I'm an expert or anything. This is just how I see things playing out.
TerranKnight87 Dead Man's Game RUST415 20	Posted - 2014.10.16 16:09:00 - [23608] - Quote Varoth Drac wrote: TerranKnight87 wrote: What do you guys/gals/mutants think of the new delay and how that will affect pro Knifers?. Not a pro-knifer, but my thoughts are: It's a nerf but probably not a drastic one. It's not like shotgunning where I would decloak-fire in one fluid motion. With knifing I decloak before reaching optimal strike position, switch weapon twice because I have to go past my combat rifle (I know some people go for 2 sidearms so they can switch straight from cloak to knives but not me), then I usually have to sprint again a bit if I am chasing someone or have to reposition based on last second changes in my target's movement. Finally I nearly always charge the knives ready to strike once in position/range. Obviously I try to make this all happen as quickly as possible as I am very vulnerable during this time. So the period of vulnerability will be longer, but the overall process won't be much different. People already know this is how knifing works, not trying to claim I'm an expert or anything. This is just how I see things playing out. Does anyone know the delay?. And you don't have to be a pro to be able to observe and understand reality mate. You a brick layer?, if not then you know nothing of how house are made right?. This is TechMechMeds tanker.
voidfaction Nos Nothi 592	Posted - 2014.10.16 16:17:00 - [23609] - Quote 1.9 updates were all hinted during the CPM elections if you used the CPM tool to help decide who to vote for. Everything was there in question form. If one more update what would you want the CPM to push to be in update? The nice thing is it sounds like we are getting all the options they listed and more. The cloak to weapon delay was bound to be in that "one more update"
killdz 102 G.A.M.C. Mercenaries 15	Posted - 2014.10.16 16:25:00 - [23610] - Quote i now own my own corp! finally! Forever brothers bound by blood, till the end don't ever stop fighting



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