^ This.

As I understand it, most of you guys have the roles needed to pull the trigger. We'll be pushing the CP cap by tomorrow. If you guys want a lolzy match, pick a target and set it up. Let's do it.

I don't enjoy it though, that's the thing. I never have fun anymore, and playing the game feels like a chore. Yet, I'm addicted. I don't want to play, but I do anyway.

4. Listen to chillstep

Chillstep is life!

It's good ... but DO YOU EVEN FOLKLORE BRO ?1?!

My ears are bleeding.

I know Dreis won't leave. Trust me.
Just a little pissed about his last match.
Can't blame him.
We played against the infamous John 5mith and DR KILL JOY.
I mean no pun here but they killed our joy.
Especially for Dreis. Poor buddy. Can't blame him.
Was doing his best keeping them from hacking A all match. Until the BAD FA showed up.
His scout didn't stand a chance against the BAD , MEAN FA JUMPY MASS DRIVER DOCUHEBAGS
He got countered here.
Very slowly , I rushed to the Barbershop to look for the aftermath of his squad chat post.

Long live the Dreis !

I know Dreis won't leave. Trust me.
Just a little pissed about his last match.
Can't blame him.
We played against the infamous John 5mith and DR KILL JOY.
I mean no pun here but they killed our joy.
Especially for Dreis. Poor buddy. Can't blame him.
Was doing his best keeping them from hacking A all match. Until the BAD FA showed up.
His scout didn't stand a chance against the BAD , MEAN FA JUMPY MASS DRIVER DOCUHEBAGS
He got countered here.
Very slowly , I rushed to the Barbershop to look for the aftermath of his squad chat post.

Long live the Dreis !

I don't enjoy it though, that's the thing. I never have fun anymore, and playing the game feels like a chore. Yet, I'm addicted. I don't want to play, but I do anyway.

Very slowly , I rushed to the Barbershop to look for the aftermath of his squad chat post.

How does one rush slowly?

How does one rush slowly?

God damn it, why can't I just quit?

Easy solution.

1. Uninstall game.
2. Go outside
3. Enjoy Sunlight with friends.
4. Listen to chillstep
5. Profit.

2 weeks later ...
1. Reinstall game
2. Play casually
3. Profit.

Arma is fun.

Played my first mini-op today.

Spent 10 minutes getting to LZ.

Dismount, slowly clearing rooms.

OH F*CK A CHOPPER.

Team gets royally screwed over. My legs and arms are all torn to sh*t. Passing in and out constantly while they attend to people in more serious need. Note, that I can't talk to them while passed out, our comm system disables it. I can kinda hear them in bursts when I regain conciseness.

Finally get brought back up. Chill for a bit to get my bearings, start helping other guy when the medic that got me up gets dome'd. "Medic Down" I say with a kinda defeated tone, as I drag him away from where he was to get him out of fire.

We finally get everyone back up and running, minus medic and one other dude. Start clearing out hangers.

Chilling on the corner, giving cover for people in the hanger when I hear an engine. Ask the guy next to me "Hey, do you hear that?"

Dude comes running across the corner (Yelling "FRIENDLIES INCOMING" so I wouldn't light him up.). As he clears the corner he's just screaming "F*CKING TANK GET THE F*CK BACK".

We run. We get like 10m. Dude dies, my legs are torn to sh*t AGAIN and third person plays dead. After a bit, we get me up on my feet. Separated from squad with messed up radios (As we found out later, we just thought everyone else was dead), we slowly start to make our way to the exfil zone.

Just two of us. We can only clear so well. I cover her while she darts across, yells for me to go. I follow, get to the corner and get shot, screaming "I'M HIT" as I go down (Arma makes you go prone if hit while sprinting).

Guess what? Legs f*cked up. AGAIN. Whatever, tourniquet that sucker again, we need to get moving. Except we're out of tourniquets. Drags me to the chopper.

Finally find the civilians (Near a medivac chopper ironically). All KIA. We done messed up. Fix my legs and stabilize me at chopper. Exfil and debrief.

So, to debrief properly, we all need to suicide and respawn. I didn't know that. People are messing around and shooting AT rockets at random crap and my ears are ringing from all the grenades. I can't hear them yell at me to respawn. So they try to teamkill me. Emphasis on try. I got shot in the head at least twice before I realized that they wanted me to respawn. Respawn myself.

First words out of my mouth "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the grenades being thrown at me".

First words out of the medics mouth "Dude, wtf, how were you still alive. You wouldn't die all freaking Op"

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In summary: Shot nobody, wasted a few clips of ammo. Spent a lot of time passed out or getting ready to. Shot and almost killed 4 times.

10/10

Can't wait for my next operation.

Wow that sounds really fun, and immersive.

Marauder is helping VF now.

Yeah, was about to say, spotted Marauder.

Marauder is cool. Definitely my inspiration as a scout way back when.

Vader's Fist. Allow me to help you in your goal. I swear upon my God that justice will be brought down upon the unholy heathens that control Molden Heath.

But you must know, that even justice isnt free. I expect to be...compensated fairly for my work.

But you must know, that even justice isnt free. I expect to be...compensated fairly for my work.

Once I pull the trigger on my PC rig I am totally buying ARMA.

Great write up, GK.