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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.09.22 20:46:00 -
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mollerz wrote:Spademan wrote:Incase any of you yanks missed it, David Cameron put his **** in a pig. yank translation?
I'm not sure if there's a translation to be made but I'll try.
David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the UK who has roles similar to your president, put his ding-a-ling into the mouth of a dead pig which was in the lap of a fellow society member as part of an initiation ritual.
He put his meat stick into a meat sack.
His General led the two Colonels in an assault on the Bay of Pigs.
Ol' Richard and the Twins decided to become butchers.
Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave.
His third leg took a step in the wrong pothole.
The Disco Stick partied too hard.
He got careless with his yoghurt slinger.
Russell the love muscle loved too much.
Y'see what I'm trying to say?
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.09.22 20:52:00 -
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Spademan wrote:mollerz wrote:Spademan wrote:Incase any of you yanks missed it, David Cameron put his **** in a pig. yank translation? I'm not sure if there's a translation to be made but I'll try. David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the UK who has roles similar to your president, put his ding-a-ling into the mouth of a dead pig which was in the lap of a fellow society member as part of an initiation ritual. He put his meat stick into a meat sack. His General led the two Colonels in an assault on the Bay of Pigs. Ol' Richard and the Twins decided to become butchers. Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave. His third leg took a step in the wrong pothole. The Disco Stick partied too hard. He got careless with his yoghurt slinger. Russell the love muscle loved too much. Y'see what I'm trying to say?
Why the actual **** did he do that?
MUSIC!
Sned T. Dead
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
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Posted - 2015.09.22 20:53:00 -
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I finished sixth form at 19:00 tonight. Bruhhh, at this rate there's no way I'm gonna get that SKIN... Anyone wanna sell? 
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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mollerz
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Posted - 2015.09.22 21:21:00 -
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damn. Pig light? |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
27
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Posted - 2015.09.22 21:34:00 -
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I feel like a hamster genuinely could do a better job at governing this country than our current political lineup.
Arkena Wyrnspire aka "British Khorne" - Cross Atu
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
27
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Posted - 2015.09.22 21:35:00 -
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So I just finished 4 hours of martial arts...
I'm going to be feeling this in the morning. 
Arkena Wyrnspire aka "British Khorne" - Cross Atu
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XxBlazikenxX
Ancient Exiles.
Ushra'Khan
2
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Posted - 2015.09.22 21:53:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:I finished sixth form at 19:00 tonight. Bruhhh, at this rate there's no way I'm gonna get that SKIN... Anyone wanna sell?
20 mil and it's yours
AVERT YOUR EYES!
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
12
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:11:00 -
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Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave.
How dare you sir?!
I most certainly would never!
I have a fear of spelunking...
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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J0LLY R0G3R
4
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:11:00 -
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XxBlazikenxX wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:I finished sixth form at 19:00 tonight. Bruhhh, at this rate there's no way I'm gonna get that SKIN... Anyone wanna sell? 20 mil and it's yours
In that case, he could just send the isk to shotty, and u send the skin XD |
VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:14:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave.
How dare you sir?! I most certainly would never! I have a fear of spelunking...
Fear of holes you say? I have something that can remedy that.
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:15:00 -
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XxBlazikenxX wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:I finished sixth form at 19:00 tonight. Bruhhh, at this rate there's no way I'm gonna get that SKIN... Anyone wanna sell? 20 mil and it's yours
Dreis, you butt. You still owe me 50mil. Don't you dare!
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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J0LLY R0G3R
4
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:15:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cav.
How dare you sir?! I most certainly would never! I have a fear of spelunking...
Just be careful he has a hurt hand. |
One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
12
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:24:00 -
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J0LLY R0G3R wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cav.
How dare you sir?! I most certainly would never! I have a fear of spelunking... Just be careful he has a hurt hand.
Spade too?
Man.
First Noob. The Moss. Now Spade.
I certainly hope I don't catch this hand hurting epidemic.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
12
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:26:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave.
How dare you sir?! I most certainly would never! I have a fear of spelunking... Fear of holes you say? I have something that can remedy that.
You can keep your home remedies to yourself, thank you.
Besides, caves are a certain kind of hole. I do not have a fear of say, donut holes, as those are delicious. Or golf holes, though my game play may suggest otherwise.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
7
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Posted - 2015.09.22 23:54:00 -
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I'm in the third week of my AS studies.
I just learnt that English Language is not considered a facilitating subject by Russell Group universities.
Oh ****.
Ohhhhh ****. I think I just had a ******* heart attack.
WHY THE **** WAS I NOT TOLD THIS?!?!??!?!?!
Oh God, no ******* joke, I just had over 15 individual fap sessions within 20 minutes. Seems I fap to calm myself down.
But seriously, ******* hell. Why? Now I'll have to plead with my head of sixth form to swap from Language to Literature, which means I'll be behind on about 20 hours of work already. That's if I even can switch at this point.
Ohhhhh man.
Oh, dear Lord.
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.23 00:01:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:VAHZZ wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave.
How dare you sir?! I most certainly would never! I have a fear of spelunking... Fear of holes you say? I have something that can remedy that. You can keep your home remedies to yourself, thank you. Besides, caves are a certain kind of hole. I do not have a fear of say, donut holes, as those are delicious. Or golf holes, though my game play may suggest otherwise.
No no, not a home remedy, just something for you to look up. Fear of caves, look up trypophobia, it'll clear up your fear of caves for sure.
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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Radiant Pancake3
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Posted - 2015.09.23 00:12:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:One Eyed King wrote:VAHZZ wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Spademan wrote:Mister One-Eye blundered his way down a cave.
How dare you sir?! I most certainly would never! I have a fear of spelunking... Fear of holes you say? I have something that can remedy that. You can keep your home remedies to yourself, thank you. Besides, caves are a certain kind of hole. I do not have a fear of say, donut holes, as those are delicious. Or golf holes, though my game play may suggest otherwise. No no, not a home remedy, just something for you to look up. Fear of caves, look up trypophobia, it'll clear up your fear of caves for sure.
No stfu. Right now.
Learned the ways of N4gg3er from Alcina's mom.
Min Loyalist.
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.23 00:24:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:
No stfu. Right now.
You asked for something research, i told you. Now, i am trying to help our dear one eye clear up his fear of caves, this will help. Do not mock my methods 
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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Radiant Pancake3
1
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Posted - 2015.09.23 00:49:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:
No stfu. Right now.
You asked for something research, i told you. Now, i am trying to help our dear one eye clear up his fear of caves, this will help. Do not mock my methods
Mocks
Learned the ways of N4gg3er from Alcina's mom.
Min Loyalist.
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.23 00:59:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:
No stfu. Right now.
You asked for something research, i told you. Now, i am trying to help our dear one eye clear up his fear of caves, this will help. Do not mock my methods Mocks
I shall remember that when it begins.
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
7
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:04:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:I'm in the third week of my AS studies.
I just learnt that English Language is not considered a facilitating subject by Russell Group universities.
Oh ****.
Ohhhhh ****. I think I just had a ******* heart attack.
WHY THE **** WAS I NOT TOLD THIS?!?!??!?!?!
Oh God, no ******* joke, I just had over 15 individual fap sessions within 20 minutes. Seems I fap to calm myself down.
But seriously, ******* hell. Why? Now I'll have to plead with my head of sixth form to swap from Language to Literature, which means I'll be behind on about 20 hours of work already. That's if I even can switch at this point.
Ohhhhh man.
Oh, dear Lord.
Okaaaaaaay, alright.
After a bit more probing, it seems that this list of 'facilitating subjects' is more of a suggestion of subjects to take for people who don't actually know what they want to study at university and want to keep their options open, rather than a definitive list of subjects that must be taken to be accepted into the universities. These are the subjects that are most commonly requested to have been studied at A-Level. I know that I want to study an undergraduate degree in Law though, and for this subject there are no specific subject requirements, meaning that I should be fine to carry on studying English Language, alongside History and Government & Politics (BTEC Law on the side but I'll drop that after a year ).
THANK. GOD.
I fapped way too hard for this... I mean, I've rage-fapped at DUST before many times, though never on a scale such as this. 
But seriously, this all should have been explained to me prior to me selecting my A-Level subjects. Effing useless English education system. 
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:12:00 -
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CRISIS AVERTED
inb4 Ark laughs at me for being an uninformed tosser 
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:20:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:CRISIS AVERTEDinb4 Ark laughs at me for being an uninformed tosser
I would tell you to sod off right now, but it seems you have already done that. You need to stop messing with your bell end you ninny. And stop being as daft as a bush, there are wee ankle biters around here.
Don't make me invoke my mother tongue, the way of the highlander is as fierce as it is brutish.
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
7
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:29:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:CRISIS AVERTEDinb4 Ark laughs at me for being an uninformed tosser You need to stop messing with your bell end you ninny.
'Tis the art of rage-fapping.
It's either that or I cry uncontrollably.
I get the sense that I'll be doing a lot of rage-fapping in my coming (cumming  ) years as a student...
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:32:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:CRISIS AVERTEDinb4 Ark laughs at me for being an uninformed tosser You need to stop messing with your bell end you ninny. 'Tis the art of rage-fapping. It's either that or I cry uncontrollably. I get the sense that I'll be doing a lot of rage-fapping in my coming (cumming ) years as a student...
Ok, too much sodding yourself. We need to get you a nice British girl.
And how dare you snip my beautiful insults!
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
12
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:33:00 -
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Remind me never to use any of Dried Balls' controllers.
Hopefully all his friends bring their own.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
7
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:37:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Remind me never to use any of Dried Balls' controllers.
Hopefully all his friends bring their own.
One Eyed King wrote:Dried Balls
AND SO IT IS DECREED, DRIED BALLS IS MY NEW OFFICIAL NAME.
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
7
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:38:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:CRISIS AVERTEDinb4 Ark laughs at me for being an uninformed tosser You need to stop messing with your bell end you ninny. 'Tis the art of rage-fapping. It's either that or I cry uncontrollably. I get the sense that I'll be doing a lot of rage-fapping in my coming (cumming ) years as a student... Ok, too much sodding yourself. We need to get you a nice British girl. And how dare you snip my beautiful insults!
VAHZZ wrote:nice British girl
I was not aware of such a creature's existence...
Creator of the Nova Knifers United channel
Dreis' Minja Blog
CEO of Abstract Requiem
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VAHZZ
RabbitGang
9
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:43:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:VAHZZ wrote:nice British girl I was not aware of such a creature's existence...
Well.....technically the Queen is a British Girl. Are you calling your own Queen a twit?
Ok fine, a nice Asian.
Co-Founder of RabbitGang
"VAHZZ is Forum Jesus" - GJR
But Jesus lives down the street...
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XxBlazikenxX
Ancient Exiles.
Ushra'Khan
2
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Posted - 2015.09.23 01:49:00 -
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Dreis is the engineer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ot1ZthmQ60
AVERT YOUR EYES!
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