Alternatively, if you're actually in the mood to cheer yourself up http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/

Three tries to get a skirmish, each time get in same battle underway. Already fought a battle mid way through last time and got paid ****. So annoying.

Alternatively, if you're actually in the mood to cheer yourself up http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/

That's scarier than it is cheerful

You people are weird

ATTACK OF THE HUGS AND LULLABIES, EEK

You people are weird

ATTACK OF THE HUGS AND LULLABIES, EEK

You people are weird

ATTACK OF THE HUGS AND LULLABIES, EEK

What's the CP cap, again?

100,000. We fill up to fast.

Yes.

I think this is one of the things they need to look at next. Giving the right amount of reward to those who finish a game and contribute, regardless of loss or at which point they enter the battle, will be a giant step towards less people leaving, and hopefully to better matchmaking.

We should maybe consider setting up some kind of loose structure of "raider captains" so that we don't have to rely on Shotty leading us into the battle every time.
The kid should be the FC for the raid! .

What exactly does it mean to be a bastard?

I mean, what exactly does one have to do to achieve it? I am seriously asking.

What exactly does it mean to be a bastard?

I mean, what exactly does one have to do to achieve it? I am seriously asking.

I say anyone can become a Bastard. Not sure of the specific steps exactly, but I'm fairly confident that "watch Jolly Roger videos" is among them.

A bastard is a scout.
To be a bastard, you have to devote yourself to the scout cause.

There is more to it, though. I am sure someone will explain it in more detail, someone more good with words.

What exactly does it mean to be a bastard?

I mean, what exactly does one have to do to achieve it? I am seriously asking.

What kinds of numbers do we have?

I am on infrequently and when I am I see few corp members.

Do we have enough during our peak times?

Okay okay okay.

A "Bastard" is the epitome of a scout. Scouts are supposed to be fast, hard to detect, and squishy. With high enough skill (and game knowledge), you can abuse you strengths to FAR outpace your weaknesses.

A Bastard is that scout who always manages to sneak in and shotgun your logi.

A Bastard is that scout who always knives you in the back while you try to hack a point.

A Bastard is that scout who ALWAYS MANAGES TO FREAKING GET AWAY.

A Bastard is that scout who makes you paranoid, and always checking you back every few steps.

And so you get mad. You chase him. So do your friends. You all devote yourselves to trying to eradicate this stupid, annoying sh*t with almost no health who seems to be running circles around you and devoting his life to making your game miserable.

This is a bastard. A sadistic little guy in a suit who gets off on messing with your mind, making you paranoid, and making the game as unfun as possible for you. You wanted to play Dust today? WELL TOO BAD. WELCOME TO RESPAWN SIMULATOR 2015

Anytime you encounter a scout who just makes you think "What a d*ck" you've met a Bastard.

How can you achieve this status? Start acting like one.

Start picking on logis and heavies. I put a personal death sentence on every Forger and Gal Logi I see in the game.

Stand close to points that you know are about to be hit and WAIT. Then kill the guy who goes to hack. Run off. Wait. Kill another guy. Pick them off one by one, gleefully as they try to hack a point. If they all start chasing you, send them on a merry chase and RE them around corners. If the whole team starts to show up, RE the point and run away. Then set up at the next point.

Someone trying to hide and forge/snipe in the redline. Show them nowhere is safe. Knife them in the back even if it means dying to redline timer (I have a cheap suit for killing Proto forges like this).

MAKE PEOPLE TILT. They make more mistakes and are even easier to take advantage of now.

I sound like an a**hole don't I? That's the point. I may be nice on the forums, but I aim to be ruthless in game. This is a TEAM based game. Anything you can do that destroys that teamwork is beneficial. And a good scout can mess up so many things at once, its not even funny.

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At least that's my take on this. OG Bastards were very much like this. With great eWAR and familiarity with their kit, people like Marauder and Lightning got godly at stomping teams into the ground with discord and chaos.

Okay okay okay.

A "Bastard" is the epitome of a scout. Scouts are supposed to be fast, hard to detect, and squishy. With high enough skill (and game knowledge), you can abuse you strengths to FAR outpace your weaknesses.

A Bastard is that scout who always manages to sneak in and shotgun your logi.

A Bastard is that scout who always knives you in the back while you try to hack a point.

A Bastard is that scout who ALWAYS MANAGES TO FREAKING GET AWAY.

A Bastard is that scout who makes you paranoid, and always checking you back every few steps.

And so you get mad. You chase him. So do your friends. You all devote yourselves to trying to eradicate this stupid, annoying sh*t with almost no health who seems to be running circles around you and devoting his life to making your game miserable.

This is a bastard. A sadistic little guy in a suit who gets off on messing with your mind, making you paranoid, and making the game as unfun as possible for you. You wanted to play Dust today? WELL TOO BAD. WELCOME TO RESPAWN SIMULATOR 2015

Anytime you encounter a scout who just makes you think "What a d*ck" you've met a Bastard.

How can you achieve this status? Start acting like one.

Start picking on logis and heavies. I put a personal death sentence on every Forger and Gal Logi I see in the game.

Stand close to points that you know are about to be hit and WAIT. Then kill the guy who goes to hack. Run off. Wait. Kill another guy. Pick them off one by one, gleefully as they try to hack a point. If they all start chasing you, send them on a merry chase and RE them around corners. If the whole team starts to show up, RE the point and run away. Then set up at the next point.

Someone trying to hide and forge/snipe in the redline. Show them nowhere is safe. Knife them in the back even if it means dying to redline timer (I have a cheap suit for killing Proto forges like this).

MAKE PEOPLE TILT. They make more mistakes and are even easier to take advantage of now.

I sound like an a**hole don't I? That's the point. I may be nice on the forums, but I aim to be ruthless in game. This is a TEAM based game. Anything you can do that destroys that teamwork is beneficial. And a good scout can mess up so many things at once, its not even funny.

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At least that's my take on this. OG Bastards were very much like this. With great eWAR and familiarity with their kit, people like Marauder and Lightning got godly at stomping teams into the ground with discord and chaos.

Okay okay okay.

A "Bastard" is the epitome of a scout. Scouts are supposed to be fast, hard to detect, and squishy. With high enough skill (and game knowledge), you can abuse you strengths to FAR outpace your weaknesses.

A Bastard is that scout who always manages to sneak in and shotgun your logi. - Check|Raven

A Bastard is that scout who always knives you in the back while you try to hack a point. CHECK|Raven

A Bastard is that scout who ALWAYS MANAGES TO FREAKING GET AWAY. Checkish|Raven

A Bastard is that scout who makes you paranoid, and always checking you back every few steps. Checked| Raven

And so you get mad. You chase him. So do your friends. You all devote yourselves to trying to eradicate this stupid, annoying sh*t with almost no health who seems to be running circles around you and devoting his life to making your game miserable.

This is a bastard. A sadistic little guy in a suit who gets off on messing with your mind, making you paranoid, and making the game as unfun as possible for you. You wanted to play Dust today? WELL TOO BAD. WELCOME TO RESPAWN SIMULATOR 2015

Anytime you encounter a scout who just makes you think "What a d*ck" you've met a Bastard.

How can you achieve this status? Start acting like one. You're joking, right? I thrive on the misery of others. -Raven

Start picking on logis and heavies. I put a personal death sentence on every Forger and Gal Logi I see in the game. As do I. As well with Caldari Commandos, and Minjas. - Raven

Stand close to points that you know are about to be hit and WAIT. Then kill the guy who goes to hack. Run off. Wait. Kill another guy. Pick them off one by one, gleefully as they try to hack a point. If they all start chasing you, send them on a merry chase and RE them around corners. If the whole team starts to show up, RE the point and run away. Then set up at the next point. | I do this often, but usually without running until it's borderline suicidal. (Which it is sometimes. Damn RE suicides.)

Someone trying to hide and forge/snipe in the redline. Show them nowhere is safe. Knife them in the back even if it means dying to redline timer (I have a cheap suit for killing Proto forges like this). CHECKED |Raven

MAKE PEOPLE TILT. They make more mistakes and are even easier to take advantage of now. 'They make enough mistakes as it is.' - Raven

I sound like an a**hole don't I? That's the point. I may be nice on the forums, but I aim to be ruthless in game. This is a TEAM based game. Anything you can do that destroys that teamwork is beneficial. And a good scout can mess up so many things at once, its not even funny. Well, no, you don't.

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At least that's my take on this. OG Bastards were very much like this. With great eWAR and familiarity with their kit, people like Marauder and Lightning got godly at stomping teams into the ground with discord and chaos.

When you say bastards, are you talking us Original Bastards? Or regular bastards?

Okay okay okay.

A "Bastard" is the epitome of a scout. Scouts are supposed to be fast, hard to detect, and squishy. With high enough skill (and game knowledge), you can abuse you strengths to FAR outpace your weaknesses.

A Bastard is that scout who always manages to sneak in and shotgun your logi.

A Bastard is that scout who always knives you in the back while you try to hack a point.

A Bastard is that scout who ALWAYS MANAGES TO FREAKING GET AWAY.

A Bastard is that scout who makes you paranoid, and always checking you back every few steps.

And so you get mad. You chase him. So do your friends. You all devote yourselves to trying to eradicate this stupid, annoying sh*t with almost no health who seems to be running circles around you and devoting his life to making your game miserable.

This is a bastard. A sadistic little guy in a suit who gets off on messing with your mind, making you paranoid, and making the game as unfun as possible for you. You wanted to play Dust today? WELL TOO BAD. WELCOME TO RESPAWN SIMULATOR 2015

Anytime you encounter a scout who just makes you think "What a d*ck" you've met a Bastard.

How can you achieve this status? Start acting like one.

Start picking on logis and heavies. I put a personal death sentence on every Forger and Gal Logi I see in the game.

Stand close to points that you know are about to be hit and WAIT. Then kill the guy who goes to hack. Run off. Wait. Kill another guy. Pick them off one by one, gleefully as they try to hack a point. If they all start chasing you, send them on a merry chase and RE them around corners. If the whole team starts to show up, RE the point and run away. Then set up at the next point.

Someone trying to hide and forge/snipe in the redline. Show them nowhere is safe. Knife them in the back even if it means dying to redline timer (I have a cheap suit for killing Proto forges like this).

MAKE PEOPLE TILT. They make more mistakes and are even easier to take advantage of now.

I sound like an a**hole don't I? That's the point. I may be nice on the forums, but I aim to be ruthless in game. This is a TEAM based game. Anything you can do that destroys that teamwork is beneficial. And a good scout can mess up so many things at once, its not even funny.

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At least that's my take on this. OG Bastards were very much like this. With great eWAR and familiarity with their kit, people like Marauder and Lightning got godly at stomping teams into the ground with discord and chaos.