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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:36:00 -
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Dark Souls 2 time with the Spade. Putting fools 6 feet under.
To start the day, I faced off against the Royal Rat Authority. 6 times. After the last time I decided "**** this ****, can't even get a hit in." So I travelled to the Huntsmans Copse. I travel along, slaying woefully easy enemies until I come across an Npc invasion. It looked tough with it's big weapon, but I punched it off a cliff. Funfact, punching stunlocks, particulrly invaders, so I can punch them until they die without fear of retaliation. I continue to the Skeleyman Lords. I burnt them with my halberd.
I make my way through harvest valley, not much of note here except all the poison. To Earthen Peak! Didn't take long until I encountered the Covetous Demon, which was ridiculously easy, also halberded. Continuing on, I encounter these knight fellows who can be a bit irritating, especially the two by the fog gate. Nevertheless, I persevered to find myself staring down Mytha, the Baneful Queen. Now this fight was difficult, not because of the Queen herself, but because of poisonous floor that you fight in. Realising I had to act fast, I rushed her with my halberd, doing a mighty 500 points of damage. I back away, noticing her regain health. I knew I could not waste any time, so I rush once more, but this time she throws her head at me. It explodes, knocking me to the floor. I get up, trying to use my flask but alas I succumbed to the poison. Round 1 to the Queen.
This time I know what i'm facing, so I use a poison resistance fruit and head in once more. I charge again since it worked so well last time and deliver 500 damage once more. I block her attacks and counter at each opportunity, dodge her head throwing and defeat her with barely a scratch from her. Mind you, I had to heal from the poison. To the Iron Keep!
So here it is, the mighty Iron Keep. After lighting the bonfire, I make my way across the bridge to find two Alonne Knights to greet me. Rather rude, attacking your guests like that. If they hadn't I might have not gone in and slaughtered every last one of them. But alas, they did and so I did. It wasn't long until I came to the Smelter Demon. Now this was a good fight. After attacking him with each of my weapons, I determine that the Caestus is the most efficient and effective. So I get punching. I punch him down to about have his health, at which point he lit his sword on fire. From now on a bit of his attacks were able to get through the shield. Because of that, when he caught me off guard with his explosion I didn't have enough health to withstand it. Well played demon, well played.
Next round, I decide to apply some lightning to my fist. Lightning punches are best punches. It really bumped up my damage quite a bit. I block and dodge his attacks, each of which leave him open to my Lightning Fist of Fury. (that's my nickname for it now) I carefully choose my attacks and keep an eye out for his explosions which I manage to get out of the range of each time. I finish with an uppercut, the only acceptable way to finish.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
3060
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:43:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:Im most disturbed that many of you relate tea to a blood filled intestine rather than a scone or light fruit pastries.... your all weird.
It is more like equating UK items to UK items.
noob cavman wrote:My favourite character I made on skyrim was a old nord wizard named rincewind. Needless to say his running away ability was legendary. No bandit could ever touch our cowardly hero nor stop his cockroach like survivability.
Do you have a spell that can call forth sentient luggage that devours your enemies? That would be an awesome summoning spell.
IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:
Maken! You've defrosted to see Charlie's knives? When the hell is that **** getting released anyway - these hotifixes occur as often as the monthly releases they promised last year and managed once LOOOOL
What the hell you can't say shiz? LOOOOL
According to Logibro, Charlie is dropping Soon(ish) tm
This is how a minja feels
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mollerz
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:46:00 -
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Sorry guys- I'll keep my grossisms to myself 
As far as sprint bug.. with knives it happens a lot when you switch to them and sprint. But I would say the king kong example of making it happen every time would be to turn on your cloak and then try to sprint. You will watermelon crawl every time.
Ok story time for me:
Skyrim is a buggy crashing POS on PS3 so I deleted it half way through and **** that game forever.
Dust story time:
I saw a thales sniper just ruining our team on Manus Peak. He was popping people left and right from the deep redline on the B side. Now typically, I bust out my $9k BPOLAV and try to do sweeps into the red line with my scanners up and using my nitrous to get back to safety in time. Sometimes (and this bug fuckign sucks ballzackallday) I get to safety and have to helplessly watch the counter keep ticking until I blow up, or I will blow up in the redline with 5 seconds to go.
Anyway- I had enough! I have dropships from salvage that are just sitting around, so I load up one with a scanner, a shield repper, and an afterburner I never fly these things unlessI steal one from prey I killed. Needless to say I am not confident or good with them, but F it. It's time to go thales hunting. I get my dropship.. slowly take off and gain altitude.. start playign with the different buttons.. and BOOM! I get it pretty quick and start doing sweeps into the red line looking for this bastard.. and I find his ass. Make a note of the terrain and the best way to get too him. Then I start gettign hit by swarms. I put on my repper and kick off the afterburner and woosh! no problem F u swarm suckers!! yeee HAAAWWW CRASHBOOM. I got cocky and slammed intot he ground. 
So I respawn with my knifer, call in my FREEPO (that's right- 0isk) and shred some red dirt and take off meandering around enemy tanks and troops alike. I make my way deep into the red line, and I can't help but mentally note the second I cross the event horizon of no return. I find the sniper.. 4 seconds to go.. 3.. I'm within range now...2.. SWISH and the snipers head rolls.. aND poof I die.
Match ends before either of us can respawn in. On the roster he went 28-1 :D I send him my kill signature  ..[=\==>
Dingle Dust Berry.
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mollerz
4592
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:51:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:... have decided that all great stories, and probably some **** ones, all derive influence from Frank Herbert's Dune universe, because after all that is the greatest fiction ever created.
Was blown away by the first book. An absolute must read, everyone. What followed though ... Don't even get me started on Herbert's son.
Note to self: Should I have a legacy to leave, remind son not to sh!t allover it.
I almost rented this yesterday. I think I am going to catch it this weekend.
Dingle Dust Berry.
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mollerz
4592
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:52:00 -
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Spademan wrote:Right-wing Extremist wrote:noob cavman wrote:Right-wing Extremist wrote:noob cavman wrote:Im most disturbed that many of you relate tea to a blood filled intestine rather than a scone or light fruit pastries.... your all weird. Implying you don't.  Not really... unless a large amount of trooper was drunk the night before and I didn't get my kebab. As an ignorant American, I have no idea what you're talking about.  I think trooper is a type of beer, not sure. Also, kebabs are a staple after a night out drinking on these isles. You don't ask questions, you don't think about it. You just get it.
Like chicken kebabs? Skewer grilled meat and veggies?
Dingle Dust Berry.
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mollerz
4592
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:54:00 -
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Cass Caul wrote:mollerz wrote:Cass Caul wrote:I just. I don't. Nope. Am I the toon to finally break the barbershop? I call eggs chicken periods. I could go on. ... i'm just oddly squeamish about things. Slime mold? Awesome! carrion flowers? cool! arthropods? wonderful! My own blood? lol a person I care about's blood? creeps me out random stranger's blood? meh.
I cut the tip of my index finger off down to the bone a coupe years ago. I've been hurt pretty bad before, but this small injury had me passing out. Now I have PTSD every time I watch a cooking reality show and someone cuts their finger.
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Cass Caul
230
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:55:00 -
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Damn, I want lamb now.
If you can't keep up, shut up.
Math is easy, you're just stupid.
The Empress of Alts
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mollerz
4592
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:55:00 -
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Llast 326 wrote:Adipem Nothi wrote:hfderrtgvcd wrote:how exactly do you subscribe? I honestly don't remember. Anyone? I remember that it is stupidly hard to find the button to subscribe but I don't remember where it is 
Classic CCP.
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2606
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:56:00 -
[19029] - Quote
mollerz wrote:
Like chicken kebabs? Skewer grilled meat and veggies?
This kind of kebab.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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mollerz
4592
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:57:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:Right-wing Extremist wrote:noob cavman wrote:Im most disturbed that many of you relate tea to a blood filled intestine rather than a scone or light fruit pastries.... your all weird. Implying you don't. Not really... unless a large amount of trooper was drunk the night before and I didn't get my kebab.
I want to try some trooper. I'll take a kebab too I guess... go for the full experience 
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2606
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:58:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Master Smurf wrote:Spectral Clone wrote:Anybody know how the Ion Pistol will work? It seems to have sick alpha. Does it overheat after one charge shot, making you incapable of switching weapon? This is what most think but I hope that because of the range and damage, the seize only allows the weapon not to fire but you can still change your weapon. It would be incredibly stupid if you can only fire once at point blank range and then have to twiddle your thumbs while you get slayed. I hope so. If it works like that, I might run Ion and Knives. Charge + Melee for soft targets. As good as a shotgun, and has more range if need be. Knives for Hard Targets. Tanked Med Frames and Heavies.
Remember when we thought the Ion Pistol would be good?
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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mollerz
4593
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Posted - 2014.08.01 20:59:00 -
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Right-wing Extremist wrote:and I haven't played ME3 yet because I was locked up when it came out).
Is there a good story behind this ?
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2608
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:00:00 -
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Spectral Clone wrote:CR/Ion pistol seems like a great combo. Ion pistol as a mini shotgun. Ill definately try it out with my gallente LP!
You can also fire off few finishing shots if you run out of clip on Cr. That pistol just looks badass.
Oh how naive and hopeful we were.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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noob cavman
And the ButtPirates
1616
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:05:00 -
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mollerz wrote:noob cavman wrote:Right-wing Extremist wrote:noob cavman wrote:Im most disturbed that many of you relate tea to a blood filled intestine rather than a scone or light fruit pastries.... your all weird. Implying you don't. Not really... unless a large amount of trooper was drunk the night before and I didn't get my kebab. I want to try some trooper. I'll take a kebab too I guess... go for the full experience
The kebab your after will be a doner kebab with chips, Trooper is the beer with iron Maiden branding that tastes awesome.
I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: LEGION
Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Full steam ahead into the enemies booty yarrr.
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mollerz
4593
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:08:00 -
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Spademan wrote:mollerz wrote:
Like chicken kebabs? Skewer grilled meat and veggies?
This kind of kebab.
Oh it's a ******* sandwich! lol
Kebab in the states.
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2613
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:11:00 -
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mollerz wrote:Spademan wrote:mollerz wrote:
Like chicken kebabs? Skewer grilled meat and veggies?
This kind of kebab. Oh it's a ******* sandwich! lol Kebab in the states.
They're both kebabs here. I think the meat is cooked the same way (Ie: on a stick)
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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mollerz
4599
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:11:00 -
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Not for nothing.
I got my first reddit gold today too.
Maybe I should bust out the ice cube meme....
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2613
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:13:00 -
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Shotty, I recall a bit of a spat between you and Adamance on Amarr scout.
So I dug through the thread and I believe the original discussions are somewhere around here, in case you wanted to look through it.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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noob cavman
And the ButtPirates
1619
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:13:00 -
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Like to point out giving sharpened sticks to drunk brits is a vigorous test of natural selection. So our kebabs come in pizza boxes instead
I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: LEGION
Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Full steam ahead into the enemies booty yarrr.
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Cass Caul
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:14:00 -
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infinitely better than your kebabs http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TtjHZtf6vtA/SB4ybpa9iYI/AAAAAAAABY4/rE1pQDwJy38/s400/pita350.jpg
If you can't keep up, shut up.
Math is easy, you're just stupid.
The Empress of Alts
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mollerz
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:17:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:Like to point out giving sharpened sticks to drunk brits is a vigorous test of natural selection. So our kebabs come in pizza boxes instead
Us yanks have guns. no need for stick weapons , caveman.
Dingle Dust Berry.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2613
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:18:00 -
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That too is a kebab.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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Adipem Nothi
Nos Nothi
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:18:00 -
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Spademan wrote:Shotty, I recall a bit of a spat between you and Adamance on Amarr scout. So I dug through the thread and I believe the original discussions are somewhere around here, in case you wanted to look through it.
Thank you, Time Lord! This is indeed the tail end of it ... and look what I found!
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1941767#post1941767
Shoot scout with yes...
- Ripley Riley
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:19:00 -
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It is a good thing I am making lunch now...
This is how a minja feels
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noob cavman
And the ButtPirates
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:20:00 -
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I'd call it a lite kebab considering its not in a naan
I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: LEGION
Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Full steam ahead into the enemies booty yarrr.
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Cass Caul
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:21:00 -
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Kebab and Shawarma are two different things. Mine is lamb shawarma, which is delicious, especially with the garlic aloli on it.
If you can't keep up, shut up.
Math is easy, you're just stupid.
The Empress of Alts
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noob cavman
And the ButtPirates
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:22:00 -
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Cass Caul wrote:Kebab and Shawarma are two different things. Mine is lamb shawarma, which is delicious, especially with the garlic aloli on it.
So it's a kebab in denial? thats a standard kebab for us.
I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: LEGION
Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Full steam ahead into the enemies booty yarrr.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2619
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:23:00 -
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Cass Caul wrote:Kebab and Shawarma are two different things. Mine is lamb shawarma, which is delicious, especially with the garlic aloli on it.
My apologies, I was under the impression that they were typically in tortilla's.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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Cass Caul
232
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:25:00 -
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-_-
You guys probably couldn't tell the difference between grilled pan grilled chicken and chicken kebab so long as they were both put into pita bread
If you can't keep up, shut up.
Math is easy, you're just stupid.
The Empress of Alts
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Adipem Nothi
Nos Nothi
3520
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Posted - 2014.08.01 21:26:00 -
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"I did not read Dune, but I have friend who say to me it fantastic" :-)
Shoot scout with yes...
- Ripley Riley
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