Your wish has been granted, now read the OP for the rest of the details.

I wish people had a sense of humor.

Granted but it eats all your bacon and then eats you

I wish that that bacon gave people superpowers.

I fell on it and saved the bacon

granted, but since everyone is super....no ones super (props if you get the quote)


i wish warlord converted to the faith of the holy bacon

granted, but since everyone is super....no ones super (props if you get the quote)


i wish warlord converted to the faith of the holy bacon

Granted, but in doing so, he angers the bacon god with his weird posts, and sends the bacon angels to destroy mankind, and so begins the war of bacon heaven and earth.

I wish I was the bacon god and I controlled the flow of bacon to you foolish mortals.

Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there...

I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! For this you must be punished. So, granted, but without having to sleep for 6 to 8 hours a day, the human race becomes more productive, thereby speeding up the pace of technological advancement and hastening the production of nuclear weapons in developing countries. Iran, North Korea and China band together and declare war upon the United states, creating the nuclear apocalypse. Congratulations.

I wish there was no such thing as tofu bacon.

NNNNOOOOO

i have to grant it, so granted. but now there's NO bacon of any type



i wish slypies wish was changed to something else

Granted, he now wishes that you had an uncontrollable urge to belly dance and sing loudly(and badly) in public. ()

I wish assault dropships didn't cost so much

Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there...

I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! For this you must be punished. So, granted, but without having to sleep for 6 to 8 hours a day, the human race becomes more productive, thereby speeding up the pace of technological advancement and hastening the production of nuclear weapons in developing countries. Iran, North Korea and China band together and declare war upon the United states, creating the nuclear apocalypse. Congratulations.

I wish there was no such thing as tofu bacon.

lmao, i'd pay it


and granted, but they cause food poisoning


i wish poloticians weren't corrupt amoral sleezbags

No previous wish.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted somehow.

Granted, but in doing so, he angers the bacon god with his weird posts, and sends the bacon angels to destroy mankind, and so begins the war of bacon heaven and earth.
I wish I was the bacon god and I controlled the flow of bacon to you foolish mortals.

Granted, But America turned In to an Empire. with only one ruler. NO POLITICIANS!

I wish I could a lot of reddots and not die, or have CCP bring back the range on the HMG

this one doesn't count as you didn't answer mine, but i agree

but it will not work

bah! only thread i DIDN'T want de-railed


i wish warlord comments were all deleted from this thread

You're wish is my command master.

Yes my master, What should I do now?