this looks fun

i wish wishes didn't work

Granted but it eats all your bacon and then eats you

I wish that that bacon gave people superpowers.

granted, but since everyone is super....no ones super (props if you get the quote)


i wish warlord converted to the faith of the holy bacon

Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there...

I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death.

NNNNOOOOO

i have to grant it, so granted. but now there's NO bacon of any type



i wish slypies wish was changed to something else

lmao, i'd pay it


and granted, but they cause food poisoning


i wish poloticians weren't corrupt amoral sleezbags

this one doesn't count as you didn't answer mine, but i agree

bah! only thread i DIDN'T want de-railed


i wish warlord comments were all deleted from this thread

Yes my master, What should I do now?

Yes my master.
I wish I had A few hounded cats.

Edit: Recently my scientists have discovered and infinite amount of alternate dimensions/realities (pg.6). Which makes this thread immune to Paradox's or Opposite Day Schemes or any wish that tries to stop wishes. The scientists just say to continue like the "paradox's" never happened since the thread is still alive and paradox free in many other dimensions.

i wish i could have cake and eat it too

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LMAO

Granted! but they didn't tell you that war was declared and the fort was nuked to wipe out the U.S. gold supply while you were wondering why it was empty.

I wish there was no such thing as cancer!

granted, but you blow yourself up.

I wish I had a bacon samwich.

granted, but then you get sucked into a black hole


i wish i owned a castle

I wish another person would come into this thread so it isn't just us two going back and forth.

no wish above, sooo.......


i wish dust mercs could highjack and pilot Titans

Always thought about this one when I forgot about a test. Anyway, granted, but your ability is tied to a pocket watch. When pressing the button on the watch time stops. Unfortunately, while robbing a bank in timeless space, you accidentally drop the watch and break it, and are now trapped in timeless space with no companions. Like if you got the reference.

I wish I has a billion dollars

granted....nut then the world economy imploded as EVERYONE tries to go back to school and no one actually works



i wish i had a flamethrower (that DOESN'T blow up or catch me on fire)

Granted, but this was only able to be done with help of the Moonanites. They had the assets to accomplish this feat but squandered it all on a substance called Psychedelic Purple Star Phoenix dust. A mild hallucinogen to any Moonanite but very toxic to any human.... they used this on you. The effects are permanent, now all you do is shuffle outside middle schools screaming, "MJ is alive, HE LIVES IN THE MOONS SOUL.... IVE SEEN HIM WALK *hnggghhhh*!"

I wish Slypie would stop ninja'ing my posts.

LMAO, this got out of hand


i wish i was aphrodites boyfriend

granted, but than everyone hates you and griefs your corp.


i wish i could blow **** up with my mind

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Childhood ruined

Granted, he steals your grammar and now that you can't use proper grammar, it doesn't matter how many likes you have because you still talk like a XxWarlordxX97
I wish i could bring my ps3 to school, and that it couldn't break or be taken away, and had an infinite power supply with an inability to overheat. Oh and the monitor's glass is indestructible.
Edit: forgot my dam wish again. too much fun ruining others.

I wish i had a comfy sofa IRL, no more hard as a board of wood futons for me. :)

Granted, but on your first travel occasion, the Doctor had to sacrifice you in order to escape from the aliens.

I wish I could normally revive people with my nanite injector again.

i wish clothing was optional

you already do



i wish we could fight sansha's nation on planets

awww, granted, but you die a TON and you feel pain still, so you wind up as a nut job


i wish everyone would just own up and admit that batman>superman

:D

Granted, but everyone decides to turn into a scout and all channels default as Scout Channels without the name.


I wish I had more time to post on the forums, so busy with projects.

granted, but they have no bacon in them


i wish i had more bacon

lol, doesn't help



i wish for more edgy wishes from others

Bacon fat doesn't get burnt off, now grant my wish!

lmao

lies! you're a fellow Mr. Fatman

but it's Pi....

but Pi is infinite, you CAN'T smash it

/me pops up in another clone, calls in OB on hulk

/me calls in titan and has it doomsday hulks ass

i KNOW


i've seen the movies, his lungs move, I.E. he needs oxygen

Ok Warlord, your alt has 5.5 million sp but your main is nerfed to 0 sp. And it takes 5 million sp just to spec into your racial proto suit.

Granted!But... you die...