Granted! ...but even though you have a better ISP, you're still going to die ugly and alone.

Did I do it right?

Make a new wish darn it!

Granted but it eats all your bacon and then eats you

I wish that that bacon gave people superpowers.

granted, but since everyone is super....no ones super (props if you get the quote)


i wish warlord converted to the faith of the holy bacon

Granted, but in doing so, he angers the bacon god with his weird posts, and sends the bacon angels to destroy mankind, and so begins the war of bacon heaven and earth.
I wish I was the bacon god and I controlled the flow of bacon to you foolish mortals.

this one doesn't count as you didn't answer mine, but i agree

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I wish I could a lot of reddots and not die, or have CCP bring back the range on the HMG

LMAO

already did, bwahahahaha!!!

bacon sandwiches

Your wish has been.....denied.

granted, but you blow yourself up.

I wish I had a bacon samwich.

Granted, it disappears, but now your bacon sandwich bursts into flames.

I wish for invisibility.

no wish above, sooo.......


i wish dust mercs could highjack and pilot Titans

granted....nut then the world economy imploded as EVERYONE tries to go back to school and no one actually works



i wish i had a flamethrower (that DOESN'T blow up or catch me on fire)

Granted, but It so happens that at this time the distance between Earth and Jupiter is the closest as never before. Due to Jupiter's dominating gravitational force, it sucks all atmosphere from Earth. Without oxygen, your flamethrower cannot be operated.

I wish that Warlord would follow the rules.

lol, i wish there were rules so warlord would have to follow them

Granted, Warlords posts shall be ignored as if he never existed, and you somehow contract down syndrome.... i guess eating that hot dog you found on the sidewalk wasn't a good idea.

OP has been updated.

that's happens anyways

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I wish i had 1billion likes so people assumed i was known/awesome.

i wish warlord would use proper grammar

Granted, he steals your grammar and now that you can't use proper grammar, it doesn't matter how many likes you have because you still talk like a XxWarlordxX97
I wish i could bring my ps3 to school, and that it couldn't break or be taken away, and had an infinite power supply with an inability to overheat. Oh and the monitor's glass is indestructible.
Edit: forgot my dam wish again. too much fun ruining others.

I wish i had a comfy sofa IRL, no more hard as a board of wood futons for me. :)

lol.

i wish the HMG didn't suck asses, AND that CCP undid the range nerf to everything

Granted, but on your first travel occasion, the Doctor had to sacrifice you in order to escape from the aliens.

I wish I could normally revive people with my nanite injector again.

granted, but then you get kicked from your corp for not being "leet" enough

i wish clothing was optional everywhere

hey! no skipping my wishes!

i wish clothing was optional everywhere

that's the rules though


i wish clothing was optional

i wish warlord would grant my wishes

Granted! but he now rewords them to suit his wishes.

I wish this thread would come back to life again.

Granted but with everyone eating bacon, the bacon supply runs out in a month.

I wish I could eat bacon every day of my life until I was 75 years old.

i wish warlord would become a scout

:D

i wish there were no scout channels

granted, but they have no bacon in them


i wish i had more bacon

still bacon


i wish warlord ate more bacon

lol, doesn't help



i wish for more edgy wishes from others

Bacon fat doesn't get burnt off, now grant my wish!

.me checks front porch

nope

lmao

lies! you're a fellow Mr. Fatman

srry, i see your pic is also a heavy. you are a fellow bacon loving fatman


a non wish paradox: the cake is a lie

but it's Pi....

but Pi is infinite, you CAN'T smash it

nope

/me pops up in another clone, calls in OB on hulk

/me calls in titan and has it doomsday hulks ass

lol, no. even hulk needs oxygen, no getting into space

i KNOW


i've seen the movies, his lungs move, I.E. he needs oxygen

hulk does NOT have a helmet

granted, but hulk gets angry anyway and smooshes warlord


i wish everyone would admit that batman>superman

Ok Warlord, your alt has 5.5 million sp but your main is nerfed to 0 sp. And it takes 5 million sp just to spec into your racial proto suit.

i wish warlord remained lost

Granted, but now you have already used your wish.



Granted, but now you are the undead, a mindless, soulless eater of flesh and anything else.


I wish there was a copy of the Last of Us at my local store I could rent.