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Mithridates VI
Krusual Covert Operators
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.04.26 08:29:00 -
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Don Von Hulio wrote:How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage."
I wish for a better ISP.
Granted! ...but even though you have a better ISP, you're still going to die ugly and alone.
Did I do it right?
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Mithridates VI
Krusual Covert Operators
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.04.26 10:01:00 -
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Granted... but I'm a literal genie and "empyrean" means "in or on the fire" so enjoy being a barbecue.
I wish for everlasting joy :3
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Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:25:00 -
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Granted but your parents still don't love you.
I wish for Bojo's Paradox to resolve itself. |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:40:00 -
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable.
Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him.
Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.]
I wish. i wish mith would stop confusing me
Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable.
Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him.
Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.]
I wish. |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.03 02:45:00 -
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No previous wish.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted somehow. |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.03 04:03:00 -
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The all mighty-Bacon wrote:Yes my master, What should I do now?
This thread is getting kinky. |
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