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gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1255	Posted - 2013.04.26 11:36:00 - [1] - Quote MarakPS3 Daga wrote: Mithridates VI wrote: Granted... but I'm a literal genie and "empyrean" means "in or on the fire" so enjoy being a barbecue. I wish for everlasting joy :3 granted, but your iq is reduced to 2 and your idea of joy is sticking your finger in your belly button. i wish i never had to work. :s Granted, you are now a brain dead vegetable, requiring the support of others to even exist I wish I had bacon
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1290	Posted - 2013.04.29 18:14:00 - [2] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: Bojo The Mighty wrote: I wish for 15 more lamps with genies inside of them. Granted! but they are cannibals and eat you as you rub on the lamps. I wish I could control time! Granted but you get stuck in an age where cannibalistic bunnies **** and then eat you. I wish I had patch notes for uprising
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1290	Posted - 2013.04.29 18:39:00 - [3] - Quote @daedric- granted, you now have a nerf sword @bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.) I wish i the kitten filter was back.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1290	Posted - 2013.04.29 18:49:00 - [4] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: gbghg wrote: @bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.) . The beauty of it is, that when it's not opposite day, that means you failed to grant me your wish and the wish granter themselves fails to do their job by in fact granting a wish, they can no longer grant wishes, this thread has come to a [/thread] crap i missed that, your a genius bojo.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1298	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:29:00 - [5] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: Granted but your parents still don't love you. I wish for Bojo's Paradox to resolve itself. granted but the universe just exploded. I wish mith would stop trying to kill everyone.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1298	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:43:00 - [6] - Quote I have literally no counter to that.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1307	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:53:00 - [7] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Artificer Ghost wrote: Granted. But you can't interact with it in any way. No sammich for you. I wish people thought I was an amazing Demolitions (I can already think of one thing, I'll edit it in when this gets answered, as to not ruin the game...). :D Granted, but you aren't actually good and you blow yourself up. I wish I knew everything. Granted, you now know that your mother was incestuos and slept with her parents and that your father likes playing with little boys, oh and you go insane. I wish that I dropships had countermeasures.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1316	Posted - 2013.05.01 12:25:00 - [8] - Quote Daedric Lothar wrote: Granted, but someone else wished for it anyways. I wish I was never granted a wish. Granted someone else was granted it. I wish people would stop making paradoxes in their posts.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1336	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:16:00 - [9] - Quote Granted but it eats all your bacon and then eats you I wish that that bacon gave people superpowers.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1347	Posted - 2013.05.03 01:46:00 - [10] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: slypie11 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: I wish I was the bacon god and I controlled the flow of bacon to you foolish mortals. Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there... I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! For this you must be punished. So, granted, but without having to sleep for 6 to 8 hours a day, the human race becomes more productive, thereby speeding up the pace of technological advancement and hastening the production of nuclear weapons in developing countries. Iran, North Korea and China band together and declare war upon the United states, creating the nuclear apocalypse. Congratulations. I wish there was no such thing as tofu bacon. NNNNOOOOO i have to grant it, so granted. but now there's NO bacon of any type i wish slypies wish was changed to something else Granted, he now wishes that you had an uncontrollable urge to belly dance and sing loudly(and badly) in public. () I wish assault dropships didn't cost so much

gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1374	Posted - 2013.05.04 20:54:00 - [11] - Quote slypie11 wrote: Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow. I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization. P.S. BTW, Hulio, thanks for corrupting my zeppelin wish! I don't know why Slypie missed the "indestructible" part. Sorry, I guess I didn't read the post carefully enough. So, in repentance, I grant your wish, but because human are imortal, they create new ways of torturing and causing as much pain as possible. A dictatorship is created, and they use everyone outside of the aristocrats as slaves, forcing them to complete manual labor under threats of violence, having your innards ripped out, your limbs torn off and used to beat you, zapping you with thousands of volts of electricity, and other horrendous things. I wish I was a CPM so I could be really vocal with the forum users. Granted but your role prevents you from posting what you want to post because CCP expects a certain level of maturity from their CPM and NDA's prevent you from disclosing any juicy stuff. I wish those damn scrubs would stop filing GD up with qq threads.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1375	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:06:00 - [12] - Quote slypie11 wrote: gbghg wrote: slypie11 wrote: Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow. I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization. P.S. BTW, Hulio, thanks for corrupting my zeppelin wish! I don't know why Slypie missed the "indestructible" part. Sorry, I guess I didn't read the post carefully enough. So, in repentance, I grant your wish, but because human are imortal, they create new ways of torturing and causing as much pain as possible. A dictatorship is created, and they use everyone outside of the aristocrats as slaves, forcing them to complete manual labor under threats of violence, having your innards ripped out, your limbs torn off and used to beat you, zapping you with thousands of volts of electricity, and other horrendous things. I wish I was a CPM so I could be really vocal with the forum users. Granted but your role prevents you from posting what you want to post because CCP expects a certain level of maturity from their CPM and NDA's prevent you from disclosing any juicy stuff. I wish those damn scrubs would stop filing GD up with qq threads. I think I said this somewhere else, but I'm running out of cool ideas, so granted, but when uprising hits, everything actually is terrible. After holding in all the tears for a whole week, the scrubs release it all onto the forums. Back at CCP headquarters, the QQ information on the servers begins to take on mass. There is som much information in such a small space, that it collapses in on itself, creating a black whole that swallows up the universe. I wish I was was everything-proof Granted, the word everything no longer affects you. I wish that the moon would moonwalk.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1380	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:41:00 - [13] - Quote slypie11 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: gbghg wrote: I wish that the moon would moonwalk. Granted, but this was only able to be done with help of the Moonanites. They had the assets to accomplish this feat but squandered it all on a substance called Psychedelic Purple Star Phoenix dust. A mild hallucinogen to any Moonanite but very toxic to any human.... they used this on you. The effects are permanent, now all you do is shuffle outside middle schools screaming, "MJ is alive, HE LIVES IN THE MOONS SOUL.... IVE SEEN HIM WALK hnggghhhh!" I wish Slypie would stop ninja'ing my posts. Wait, so I'm a ninja now. Sweet! Where is your god now? He's ******* Tiberius.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1380	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:43:00 - [14] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: LMAO, this got out of hand i wish i was aphrodites boyfriend Granted, but various gods get jealous and you get smited. I wish my corpmates and I were actually decent at dust. granted, but than everyone hates you and griefs your corp. i wish i could blow **** up with my mind Granted, you can now blow * up with you mind (not sure why'd you want to) I wish that smurfs weren't racist.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1380	Posted - 2013.05.04 23:04:00 - [15] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: gbghg wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: LMAO, this got out of hand i wish i was aphrodites boyfriend Granted, but various gods get jealous and you get smited. I wish my corpmates and I were actually decent at dust. granted, but than everyone hates you and griefs your corp. i wish i could blow **** up with my mind Granted, you can now blow * up with you mind (not sure why'd you want to) I wish that smurfs weren't racist. they're rascist? I rest my case http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=racist+smurfs&id=6067A90CADBB374566533CD8166F4540AF1264E9&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=6067A90CADBB374566533CD8166F4540AF1264E9&selectedIndex=0 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/03/the-smurfs-are-racist-ant_n_870758.html
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION 1380	Posted - 2013.05.04 23:15:00 - [16] - Quote slypie11 wrote: [ Childhood ruined Your welcome