Granted, but all the trolls that fed with tears are angry and turn forums into a ragefest.

I wish I would fly an indestructible zeppelin that was safe from all malfunctions and would never crash.

I wish I would fly an indestructible zeppelin that was safe from all malfunctions and would never crash.

^ Granted, but since the economy is so awesome we are eventually hated even more by other countries and therefore cast into another World War for all eternity.



Granted, but since it can never crash this makes the Zeppeling impossible to decrease its altitude... so you end up rising and rising until you eventually reach the Stratopause and freeze to death/suffocate. You forgot to pack parachutes because the Zeppelin is "Uncrashable"...yes, indeed. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish i had 4 arms, like Goro.... but not ugly like Goro.

Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow.

I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization.

P.S. BTW, Hulio, thanks for corrupting my zeppelin wish! I don't know why Slypie missed the "indestructible" part.

Sorry, I guess I didn't read the post carefully enough. So, in repentance, I grant your wish, but because human are imortal, they create new ways of torturing and causing as much pain as possible. A dictatorship is created, and they use everyone outside of the aristocrats as slaves, forcing them to complete manual labor under threats of violence, having your innards ripped out, your limbs torn off and used to beat you, zapping you with thousands of volts of electricity, and other horrendous things.

I wish I was a CPM so I could be really vocal with the forum users.

Granted but your role prevents you from posting what you want to post because CCP expects a certain level of maturity from their CPM and NDA's prevent you from disclosing any juicy stuff.

I wish those damn scrubs would stop filing GD up with qq threads.

I think I said this somewhere else, but I'm running out of cool ideas, so granted, but when uprising hits, everything actually is terrible. After holding in all the tears for a whole week, the scrubs release it all onto the forums. Back at CCP headquarters, the QQ information on the servers begins to take on mass. There is som much information in such a small space, that it collapses in on itself, creating a black whole that swallows up the universe.

I wish I was was everything-proof

Granted, the word everything no longer affects you.

I wish that the moon would moonwalk.

I wish that the moon would moonwalk.

Granted, but this was only able to be done with help of the Moonanites. They had the assets to accomplish this feat but squandered it all on a substance called Psychedelic Purple Star Phoenix dust. A mild hallucinogen to any Moonanite but very toxic to any human.... they used this on you. The effects are permanent, now all you do is shuffle outside middle schools screaming, "MJ is alive, HE LIVES IN THE MOONS SOUL.... IVE SEEN HIM WALK *hnggghhhh*!"

I wish Slypie would stop ninja'ing my posts.

LMAO, this got out of hand


i wish i was aphrodites boyfriend

Wait, so I'm a ninja now. Sweet! Where is your god now?

LMAO, this got out of hand


i wish i was aphrodites boyfriend

Granted, but various gods get jealous and you get smited.

I wish my corpmates and I were actually decent at dust.

Wait, so I'm a ninja now. Sweet! Where is your god now?

granted, but than everyone hates you and griefs your corp.


i wish i could blow **** up with my mind

Granted, you can now blow * up with you mind (not sure why'd you want to)

I wish that smurfs weren't racist.

yes...

I wish I had a cookie.

they're rascist?

I rest my case
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=racist+smurfs&id=6067A90CADBB374566533CD8166F4540AF1264E9&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=6067A90CADBB374566533CD8166F4540AF1264E9&selectedIndex=0
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/03/the-smurfs-are-racist-ant_n_870758.html

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Your welcome

Granted, but It so happens that at this time the distance between Earth and Jupiter is the closest as never before. Due to Jupiter's dominating gravitational force, it sucks all atmosphere from Earth. Without oxygen, your flamethrower cannot be operated.

I wish that Warlord would follow the rules.