Granted, but its the OP and im a fa-gut.

I wish a dev would post in this thread in a good way.

Granted, it disappears, but now your bacon sandwich bursts into flames.

I wish for invisibility.

no wish above, sooo.......


i wish dust mercs could highjack and pilot Titans

granted titan blows up

yay! 140billion isk gone in the blink of an eye, i feast on that capsuleers tears


i wish dust mercs could steal POS's (player owned stations) in eve

Granted, you can theoretically capture POS's. In practice, however, the defenses on the inside of every POS are so high that no merc army would ever successfully steal the station. The only reason it worked in theory is because CCP tested the battles with devhacks.

I wish we would find several temperate planets and started colonizing them.

I wish I had those boots from portal. And please don't make this one stupid.

Granted, after putting them on you start running around and doing "parkour" or whatever the kids call it these days. And after jumping a sick gap, you jumped straight up with all your might in excitement bashing your head against a concrete overhang rendering you paralyzed from the neck down. Derp DErpy HURRRrrrRRRRRrrr (no wish is ever granted the way you want it.... NONE OF THEM)

I wish i had a megadrive full of every song ever made.

Granted, but a malfunction in the megadrive causes it to play nonstop Justin Bieber, and just when you think it is over, it begins to play one direction. The sheer idiocy of these songs condenses into physical form in your house/apartment and begins to destroy major cities. Conventional weapons are useless. The human race has no chance. Thats what you get for messing with parkour. I hope you're happy you sick son of a *****

I wish I had a boomstick.

Granted, but when this wish is typed into the wishing machine, its autocorrect unnoticeably switches "boomstick" with "broomstick", so now you have a broomstick. (Inspired by my iPhone)

I wish I would be able to stop time as I want and then reverse it back to normal. In this timeless space, only I can move around freely, and any non-living objects that I interact with will also enter the timeless space. E.g. I'm easily able to pick a pencil and place it on another spot in the timeless space.

Always thought about this one when I forgot about a test. Anyway, granted, but your ability is tied to a pocket watch. When pressing the button on the watch time stops. Unfortunately, while robbing a bank in timeless space, you accidentally drop the watch and break it, and are now trapped in timeless space with no companions. Like if you got the reference.

I wish I has a billion dollars

Granted, but due to unprecedented inflations, all prices skyrocket to the point where buying a single loaf of bread will cost you around 4 billion dollars. So have fun with your one billion!

I wish people would get paid for going to school.

granted....nut then the world economy imploded as EVERYONE tries to go back to school and no one actually works



i wish i had a flamethrower (that DOESN'T blow up or catch me on fire)

granted....nut then the world economy imploded as EVERYONE tries to go back to school and no one actually works



i wish i had a flamethrower (that DOESN'T blow up or catch me on fire)

Granted, but It so happens that at this time the distance between Earth and Jupiter is the closest as never before. Due to Jupiter's dominating gravitational force, it sucks all atmosphere from Earth. Without oxygen, your flamethrower cannot be operated.

I wish that Warlord would follow the rules.

Granted, but It so happens that at this time the distance between Earth and Jupiter is the closest as never before. Due to Jupiter's dominating gravitational force, it sucks all atmosphere from Earth. Without oxygen, your flamethrower cannot be operated.

I wish that Warlord would follow the rules.

ganted, but there is no more electricity for u

i wish a paradox

Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC

(lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1)
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest.

I wish i wasnt a neckbeard.

Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings.

I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds.

Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings.

I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds.

Sigh... Granted, but when you have literally destroyed all worlds in New Eden, the power has gotten into your head. You gradually proceeded destroying everything else, including other players and stations, thus almost completely annihilating all infrastructure and demolishing the long-established economy. You have ruined everyone's virtual life, and they left in disgust, leaving you playing EVE in solitude. Just you and the empty space. Is that what you've truly wanted?

I wish I would get cloned, and our minds would be linked, allowing me to be virtually in two distinct places simultaneously.

EDIT: Sorry Don Von Hulio, I didn't notice your last post.

Sigh... Granted, but when you have literally destroyed all worlds in New Eden, the power has gotten into your head. You gradually proceeded destroying everything else, including other players and stations, thus almost completely annihilating all infrastructure and demolishing the long-established economy. You have ruined everyone's virtual life, and they left in disgust, leaving you playing EVE in solitude. Just you and the empty space. Is that what you've truly wanted?

I wish I would get cloned, and our minds would be linked, allowing me to be virtually in two distinct places simultaneously.

EDIT: Sorry Don Von Hulio, I didn't notice your last post.

Granted, but since you chose Alienware (sad choice) the battery overheats and catches fire before you could even activate the EvE account burning the house and everything else with it (shoulda chose Asus man...). And somehow i get a hold of this mystical EvE character with no owner and make it mine. Feels good bro, feels good.... having a house an stuff. lol

I wish i had a razor strong enough to tame my new found buttbeard.

The Clone has autism.

I wish my thread will never die.

Granted, but since you chose Alienware (sad choice) the battery overheats and catches fire before you could even activate the EvE account burning the house and everything else with it (shoulda chose Asus man...). And somehow i get a hold of this mystical EvE character with no owner and make it mine. Feels good bro, feels good.... having a house an stuff. lol

I wish i had a razor strong enough to tame my new found buttbeard.

Granted, but the razor is too strong and decapitates you.



Granted, but you die without being able to see its glory.

I wish honour existed in New Eden.

Granted, but then everybody leaves because honor just ain't fun

I wish I had the iron man suit

Granted, but it comes with all the enemies and you get killed in short order.

I wish that all the forum QQ would end.