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Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 159	Posted - 2013.04.26 08:17:00 - [1] - Quote How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage." I wish for a better ISP.
Mithridates VI Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic 974	Posted - 2013.04.26 08:29:00 - [2] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage." I wish for a better ISP. Granted! ...but even though you have a better ISP, you're still going to die ugly and alone. Did I do it right?
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 159	Posted - 2013.04.26 08:32:00 - [3] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage." I wish for a better ISP. Granted! ...but even though you have a better ISP, you're still going to die ugly and alone. Did I do it right? MAKE A WISH
Galrick M'kron Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. 71	Posted - 2013.04.26 09:39:00 - [4] - Quote You did it right, but you will do everything else in your life wrong. I wish I was an actual Empyrean in New Eden.
Mithridates VI Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic 975	Posted - 2013.04.26 10:01:00 - [5] - Quote Granted... but I'm a literal genie and "empyrean" means "in or on the fire" so enjoy being a barbecue. I wish for everlasting joy :3
MarakPS3 Daga The Trustfund 17	Posted - 2013.04.26 11:15:00 - [6] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: Granted... but I'm a literal genie and "empyrean" means "in or on the fire" so enjoy being a barbecue. I wish for everlasting joy :3 granted, but your iq is reduced to 2 and your idea of joy is sticking your finger in your belly button. i wish i never had to work. :s
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1255	Posted - 2013.04.26 11:36:00 - [7] - Quote MarakPS3 Daga wrote: Mithridates VI wrote: Granted... but I'm a literal genie and "empyrean" means "in or on the fire" so enjoy being a barbecue. I wish for everlasting joy :3 granted, but your iq is reduced to 2 and your idea of joy is sticking your finger in your belly button. i wish i never had to work. :s Granted, you are now a brain dead vegetable, requiring the support of others to even exist I wish I had bacon
MarakPS3 Daga The Trustfund 17	Posted - 2013.04.26 11:47:00 - [8] - Quote granted, you have bacon.... 5 tons of frozen bacon fall out of an airplane and crush you to death. i wish i could get into a battle on dust!
Julius Vindice A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 58	Posted - 2013.04.26 14:45:00 - [9] - Quote MarakPS3 Daga wrote: granted, you have bacon.... 5 tons of frozen bacon fall out of an airplane and crush you to death. i wish i could get into a battle on dust! Grant, but you git redlined by stacked squads of imperfects and pink fluffy bounty hunters and get farmed like corn. I wish for the end sickness and disease even if I must get them all and be quarantined by the CDC.
skinn trayde On The Brink CRONOS. 104	Posted - 2013.04.26 14:45:00 - [10] - Quote MarakPS3 Daga wrote: granted, you have bacon.... 5 tons of frozen bacon fall out of an airplane and crush you to death. i wish i could get into a battle on dust! wish granted, you get into a battle, find yourself spawn camped by proto fits and match ends within 1 minute. Your PS3 then suffers a catastrophic HDD failure. I wish I had more time to play Dust:514

POCKPICKETER L.O.T.I.S. 5	Posted - 2013.04.26 18:50:00 - [11] - Quote Granted! You now have more time to play with DUST, 514 more seconds to be exact, and by dust you are playing with your old grandmothers dust which was made by her body being cremated. I wish that there was a POPEYES Restaurant closer to my home
Daedric Lothar Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 284	Posted - 2013.04.26 19:00:00 - [12] - Quote Granted, but the health advisory sticker outside states 4% rating, but due to bureaucratic nonsense the place stays open. I wish I could play EVR!
POCKPICKETER L.O.T.I.S. 5	Posted - 2013.04.26 19:20:00 - [13] - Quote Granted, having never heard of the game EVR it has now been created for you and now is available on Nintendo 64 and is an acronym that stands for Elementary Visions of Righteousness, it's purely a game where the set up is similar to Grand Theft Auto but you walk around town as you get mobbed by Elementary kids and their religious beliefs. I wish everyone could travel to the moon!
Necrodermis GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 486	Posted - 2013.04.26 19:29:00 - [14] - Quote POCKPICKETER wrote: Granted, having never heard of the game EVR it has now been created for you and now is available on Nintendo 64 and is an acronym that stands for Elementary Visions of Righteousness, it's purely a game where the set up is similar to Grand Theft Auto but you walk around town as you get mobbed by Elementary kids and their religious beliefs. I wish everyone could travel to the moon! the moon collides with the earth destroying everything i wish all the air in the world turned to wood
XANDER KAG Red Star. EoN. 89	Posted - 2013.04.26 19:32:00 - [15] - Quote Granted! everyone suffocates or is impaled by what was the air in their throats. I wish I could fly a real spaceship!
Julius Vindice A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 58	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:12:00 - [16] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: Granted! everyone suffocates or is impaled by what was the air in their throats. I wish I could fly a real spaceship! Granted, bt a meteor crashes into the cockpit and you git sucked through the hole like a tube of toothpaste. I wish that this wish and all others can't git demented or twisted around.
Thanatos 716 Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State 13	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:13:00 - [17] - Quote You CAN fly a real spaceship, but you never do, and you die with the regret of never accomplishing your dreams. ... I wish that the next person's wish will not be ruined.
Thanatos 716 Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State 13	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:14:00 - [18] - Quote Julius Vindice wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: Granted! everyone suffocates or is impaled by what was the air in their throats. I wish I could fly a real spaceship! Granted, bt a meteor crashes into the cockpit and you git sucked through the hole like a tube of toothpaste. I wish that this wish and all others can't git demented or twisted around. This can't be a coincidence..
Thanatos 716 Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State 13	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:16:00 - [19] - Quote Granted, it shall not happen ever again.. I wish that Julius' wish never happened.
Julius Vindice A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 59	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:21:00 - [20] - Quote I am a scientist of sorts in my free time and i'm currently studying the 6th sense and as you can tell it's going well P.S. i'm looking into how to make it an on demand thing where we can predict something on our own and not a natural reflex.

Julius Vindice A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 59	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:23:00 - [21] - Quote Thanatos 716 wrote: Granted, it shall not happen ever again.. I wish that Julius' wish never happened. Granted, but you're wish is wasted due to time being incapable of being rewritten.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1541	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:24:00 - [22] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage." I wish for a better ISP. Granted! ...but even though you have a better ISP, you're still going to die ugly and alone. Did I do it right? if my HMG does not get him first
XANDER KAG Red Star. EoN. 89	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:25:00 - [23] - Quote Julius Vindice wrote: Thanatos 716 wrote: Granted, it shall not happen ever again.. I wish that Julius' wish never happened. Granted, but you're wish is wasted due to time being incapable of being rewritten. Make a new wish darn it!
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1541	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:45:00 - [24] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: Julius Vindice wrote: Thanatos 716 wrote: Granted, it shall not happen ever again.. I wish that Julius' wish never happened. Granted, but you're wish is wasted due to time being incapable of being rewritten. Make a new wish darn it! WHY?
Thanatos 716 Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State 13	Posted - 2013.04.26 20:59:00 - [25] - Quote But if that happens then how did you ruin my wish, which was for your wish to never happen, which was that no one's wish could be ruined. P-P Paradox! PARADOX, PARADOX!!!!
ladwar Dead Six Initiative 251	Posted - 2013.04.26 22:48:00 - [26] - Quote I wish I had a hammer to smack noobs on my team with and it said "BONK!" on it
Zat Earthshatter Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 307	Posted - 2013.04.27 07:03:00 - [27] - Quote Thanatos 716 wrote: Granted, it shall not happen ever again.. I wish that Julius' wish never happened. Granted... but the temporal paradox it created has derailed the thread. I wish for my corruptor's wish to be written in haiku (three lines, 5:7:5 syllables) - only their wish, not the corruption.
Dominus Fatali Nox Aeterna Security 69	Posted - 2013.04.27 16:30:00 - [28] - Quote Your wish is granted. Sadly, this is the last thing you will ever read. Your life was so short. Too bad you caught ebola. Blood from everywhere! I wish that I could melee a Surya to death.
Rinas Rylos Hostile Acquisition Inc 5	Posted - 2013.04.27 17:10:00 - [29] - Quote Granted. You just can't ever catch one as they've all gained a massive boost in speed. I wish I could decorate my living quarters.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 159	Posted - 2013.04.28 08:37:00 - [30] - Quote Rinas Rylos wrote: Granted. You just can't ever catch one as they've all gained a massive boost in speed. I wish I could decorate my living quarters. Granted... But you are limited to some shade of poo brown for the walls with an IMPswarm motif, a box of assorted glass circus clown figurines, and the only optional furniture is a sofa that looks like some hobo's had conjugal visits on top of... and inside. I wish for a bottle that never ran out of water.



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