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Posted - 2013.04.28 16:48:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Taurion Bruni wrote:granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust Granted, here is some militia BPO's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking. Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete. I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes.
Granted... but now everyone where's body armor not clothe
I wish everyone was dead even me. |
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Posted - 2013.05.03 02:33:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:The all mighty-Bacon wrote:
Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there...
I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! For this you must be punished. So, granted, but without having to sleep for 6 to 8 hours a day, the human race becomes more productive, thereby speeding up the pace of technological advancement and hastening the production of nuclear weapons in developing countries. Iran, North Korea and China band together and declare war upon the United states, creating the nuclear apocalypse. Congratulations. I wish there was no such thing as tofu bacon.
NNNNOOOOO
i have to grant it, so granted. but now there's NO bacon of any type 
i wish slypies wish was changed to something else[/quote]
Granted, he now wishes that you had an uncontrollable urge to belly dance and sing loudly(and badly) in public. ( )
I wish assault dropships didn't cost so much[/quote]
HEY!
granted, but now even militia AR's can kill them
i wish Dust had water in the next expansion[/quote]
Granted, But there is only a Puddle on a part of the map you can't see or get to.
I wish my sister didn't beat me up.[/quote]
granted, but now Godzilla eats you
i wish pokemon games were good and fun again[/quote]
Granted, But Pokemon is now 5000$
I wish I had Unlimited Oreos. |
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Posted - 2013.05.03 02:43:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:lmao, i'd pay it
and granted, but they cause food poisoning
i wish poloticians weren't corrupt amoral sleezbags
Granted, But America turned In to an Empire. with only one ruler. NO POLITICIANS! |
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Posted - 2013.05.03 02:51:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:No previous wish.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted somehow.
I got nothing... |
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