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Denak Kalamari
BurgezzE.T.F
Orion Empire
107
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Posted - 2013.04.28 09:11:00 -
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Don Von Hulio wrote:
Granted... But you are limited to some shade of poo brown for the walls with an IMPswarm motif, a box of assorted glass circus clown figurines, and the only optional furniture is a sofa that looks like some hobo's had conjugal visits on top of... and inside.
I wish for a bottle that never ran out of water.
Granted, but the water is actually heavy water.
I wish I could make myself invisible. |
Taurion Bruni
COSMIC CHAOS 420
7
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Posted - 2013.04.28 12:44:00 -
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granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust |
Don Von Hulio
Not Guilty
EoN.
161
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Posted - 2013.04.28 12:54:00 -
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Taurion Bruni wrote:granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust
Granted, here is some militia BPO's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0
I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking. |
Lynn Beck
Forsaken Legion-0
13
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Posted - 2013.04.28 16:31:00 -
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Don Von Hulio wrote:Taurion Bruni wrote:granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust Granted, here is some militia BPO's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking.
Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete.
I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes. |
Infine Sentinel
Better Hide R Die
30
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Posted - 2013.04.28 16:48:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Taurion Bruni wrote:granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust Granted, here is some militia BPO's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking. Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete. I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes.
Granted... but now everyone where's body armor not clothe
I wish everyone was dead even me. |
Sev Alcatraz
The Tritan Industries
RISE of LEGION
249
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Posted - 2013.04.29 04:30:00 -
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Infine Sentinel wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Taurion Bruni wrote:granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust Granted, here is some militia BPO's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking. Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete. I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes. Granted... but now everyone where's body armor not clothe I wish everyone was dead even me.
Granted you die horribly along with the rest of us and re spawn at the nearest CRU
I wish bloobys had an IQ higher the -2 |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
75
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Posted - 2013.04.29 04:46:00 -
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Galrick M'kron wrote:You did it right, but you will do everything else in your life wrong.
I wish I was an actual Empyrean in New Eden.
granted, but you have sleeper tech in your sckull and are one of the drooling nutballs everyone is trying to kill |
Piercing Serenity
Faabulous
271
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Posted - 2013.04.29 06:28:00 -
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Sev Alcatraz wrote:Infine Sentinel wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Taurion Bruni wrote:granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust Granted, here is some militia BPO's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking. Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete. I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes. Granted... but now everyone where's body armor not clothe I wish everyone was dead even me. Granted you die horribly along with the rest of us and re spawn at the nearest CRU I wish bloobys had an IQ higher the -2
Granted, but an IQ of +2 is just above brain dead. They now find new and increasingly inventive ways to blow themselves up and leave you as the only player in the fight
I wish I was a funny as Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle... combined |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
77
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Posted - 2013.04.29 08:39:00 -
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Piercing Serenit, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust[/quote wrote:
Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete.
I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes.[/quote]
Granted... but now everyone where's body armor not clothe
I wish everyone was dead even me.[/quote]
Granted you die horribly along with the rest of us and re spawn at the nearest CRU
I wish bloobys had an IQ higher the -2 [/quote]
Granted, but an IQ of +2 is just above brain dead. They now find new and increasingly inventive ways to blow themselves up and leave you as the only player in the fight
I wish I was a funny as Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle... combined[/quote]
granted, but now everyone is deaf and blind and therefore can't appreciate your wit |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
988
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Posted - 2013.04.29 17:37:00 -
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I wish for 15 more lamps with genies inside of them. |
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XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
94
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Posted - 2013.04.29 17:48:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:I wish for 15 more lamps with genies inside of them.
Granted! but they are cannibals and eat you as you rub on the lamps.
I wish I could control time! |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
1290
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:14:00 -
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XANDER KAG wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:I wish for 15 more lamps with genies inside of them. Granted! but they are cannibals and eat you as you rub on the lamps. I wish I could control time!
Granted but you get stuck in an age where cannibalistic bunnies **** and then eat you.
I wish I had patch notes for uprising |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
989
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:32:00 -
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Granted, here are the patch notes for the FIRST Uprising Build.....
I wish for it to be opposite day.. |
Callsign Grave
One-Armed Bandits
Atrocitas
0
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:33:00 -
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not granted, everyone doesn't get so confused they pass out even while driving or flying planes.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of money! |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
286
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:35:00 -
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Callsign Grave wrote: Granted but everything you use got nerfed so bad they heal your enemies.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.
Granted, but you will be tied to the bottom of an empty well and it will be dropped on you in pennies until you are crushed to death.
I wish I had Nerf Sword |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
1290
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:39:00 -
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@daedric- granted, you now have a nerf sword
@bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.)
I wish i the kitten filter was back. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
989
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:43:00 -
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gbghg wrote:
@bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.)
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The beauty of it is, that when it's not opposite day, that means you failed to grant me your wish and the wish granter themselves fails to do their job by in fact granting a wish, they can no longer grant wishes, this thread has come to a [/thread] |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
1290
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:49:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:gbghg wrote:
@bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.)
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The beauty of it is, that when it's not opposite day, that means you failed to grant me your wish and the wish granter themselves fails to do their job by in fact granting a wish, they can no longer grant wishes, this thread has come to a [/thread]
 crap i missed that, your a genius bojo. |
XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
94
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:51:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:gbghg wrote:
@bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.)
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The beauty of it is, that when it's not opposite day, that means you failed to grant me your wish and the wish granter themselves fails to do their job by in fact granting a wish, they can no longer grant wishes, this thread has come to a [/thread]
Darn it man! I was having fun.
If anyone wants to continue start at gbghg's kitten filter wish |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
17
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:57:00 -
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Bojo... That's some very Timey-Wimey stuff... The Doctor would be proud. :) |
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Mad Mav
Brotherhood ofthe Commissioned
General Tso's Alliance
78
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Posted - 2013.04.29 19:08:00 -
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No wish was made.
I wish the user above me made a wish :( |
XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
94
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Posted - 2013.04.29 19:15:00 -
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Mad Mav wrote:No wish was made.
I wish the user above me made a wish :(
Granted! but because of that you created a paradox and all time crashed together. Leaving Churchill as Roman emperor and cars flying by hot air ballons. (anyone who understands this reference is awesome)
I wish I had 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SP and Isk! |
Don Von Hulio
Not Guilty
EoN.
172
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Posted - 2013.04.29 23:14:00 -
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XANDER KAG wrote:
I wish I had 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SP and Isk!
Granted, but as you get into the game and start playing. You notice a message from CCP stating, "We have made much thought in this decision, but we are going to enforce a mandatory stat wipe for all players to help 'new players' have an easier time not dieing. We thank you for your time playing our game. This stat wipe will happen in the next 30 minutes."
I wish i had a 2013 Shelby cobra with a deep red carbon fiber body, and booth babes... booth babes all over it, asian ones.... and one hot blond with nice ****. |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm
Negative-Feedback
1060
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:25:00 -
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Granted but your parents still don't love you.
I wish for Bojo's Paradox to resolve itself. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
1298
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:29:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but your parents still don't love you.
I wish for Bojo's Paradox to resolve itself.
granted but the universe just exploded.
I wish mith would stop trying to kill everyone. |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
90
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:39:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but your parents still don't love you.
I wish for Bojo's Paradox to resolve itself. granted but the universe just exploded. I wish mith would stop trying to kill everyone.
granted, but only cause Dust imploded and CCP has to start from scratch |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm
Negative-Feedback
1061
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:40:00 -
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable.
Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him.
Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.]
I wish. i wish mith would stop confusing me
Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable.
Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him.
Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.]
I wish. |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
90
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:42:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable.
Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him.
Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.]
I wish.
i wish mith would stop confusing me |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
1298
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:43:00 -
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I have literally no counter to that. |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
90
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:44:00 -
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gbghg wrote:I have literally no counter to that.
all these damn paradox's are making my head hurt |
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