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The all mighty-Bacon Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 21	Posted - 2013.05.03 03:53:00 - [151] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: Yes my master, What should I do now? i wish you would follow the OP's rules (no grant the wish but ruin it) Yes my master. I wish I had A few hounded cats.
Mithridates VI IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback 1173	Posted - 2013.05.03 04:03:00 - [152] - Quote The all mighty-Bacon wrote: Yes my master, What should I do now? This thread is getting kinky.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 471	Posted - 2013.05.03 04:06:00 - [153] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: Yes my master, What should I do now? This thread is getting kinky. lol, didn't realise i had a servant i had to train
The all mighty-Bacon Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 21	Posted - 2013.05.03 04:07:00 - [154] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: Yes my master, What should I do now? This thread is getting kinky.
DJINN Marauder Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 512	Posted - 2013.05.03 05:47:00 - [155] - Quote The all mighty-Bacon wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: Yes my master, What should I do now? i wish you would follow the OP's rules (no grant the wish but ruin it) Yes my master. I wish I had A few hounded cats. Granted however they are dead cats. I wish for a million aurum!
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 471	Posted - 2013.05.03 05:50:00 - [156] - Quote DJINN Marauder wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: Yes my master, What should I do now? i wish you would follow the OP's rules (no grant the wish but ruin it) Yes my master. I wish I had A few hounded cats. Granted however they are dead cats. I wish for a million aurum! granted, but can only spend it on UVT's i wish skynet existed (someone better make this one amusing)
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 1052	Posted - 2013.05.03 07:17:00 - [157] - Quote granted, but of course a robot comes to kill you and you call the police. This is a recording of the following telephone call. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI39iF_bXK4 Don Von Hulio wrote: Edit: Recently my scientists have discovered and infinite amount of alternate dimensions/realities (pg.6). Which makes this thread immune to Paradox's or Opposite Day Schemes or any wish that tries to stop wishes. The scientists just say to continue like the "paradox's" never happened since the thread is still alive and paradox free in many other dimensions. I wish this thread was not immune to paradoxes...........I win
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 471	Posted - 2013.05.03 08:03:00 - [158] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: granted, but of course a robot comes to kill you and you call the police. This is a recording of the following telephone call. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI39iF_bXK4 Don Von Hulio wrote: Edit: Recently my scientists have discovered and infinite amount of alternate dimensions/realities (pg.6). Which makes this thread immune to Paradox's or Opposite Day Schemes or any wish that tries to stop wishes. The scientists just say to continue like the "paradox's" never happened since the thread is still alive and paradox free in many other dimensions. I wish this thread was not immune to paradoxes...........I win bwahahahaha!!! granted, but you die as a result as the multi-universe demanded a sacrafice (and that wasn't any fun) i wish i could have cake and eat it too
skinn trayde On The Brink CRONOS. 110	Posted - 2013.05.03 08:33:00 - [159] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i could have cake and eat it too Granted, but when you finish it you explode leaving a waiter named Gaston to clean up the mess (bonus points for spotting reference). I wish I could fly
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 471	Posted - 2013.05.03 08:35:00 - [160] - Quote skinn trayde wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i could have cake and eat it too Granted, but when you finish it you explode leaving a waiter named Gaston to clean up the mess (bonus points for spotting reference). I wish I could fly granted, but you fly too high and burn up from UV radiation (twist on an old tale) i wish i could lasso tornados (props if you saw the old movie i am referencing)

skinn trayde On The Brink CRONOS. 110	Posted - 2013.05.03 08:40:00 - [161] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i could lasso tornados (props if you saw the old movie i am referencing) Granted, but Pecos Bill wants his schtick back and your Merc is now called Melody Time until you die. I wish I was on water skis wearing swim trunks, a leather jacket, and jumping over a shark.
Lynn Beck Forsaken Legion-0 42	Posted - 2013.05.03 13:54:00 - [162] - Quote skinn trayde wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i could lasso tornados (props if you saw the old movie i am referencing) Granted, but Pecos Bill wants his schtick back and your Merc is now called Melody Time until you die. I wish I was on water skis wearing swim trunks, a leather jacket, and jumping over a shark. Granted, but the shark just so happens to be a carnivorous child and latches on to the kitten dangling by a rope on the back of your jetski, therefore eventually eating you as well. Edit: I forgot my dam wish. I wish my MQ had a flippin fridge so i could drink beer and eat pizza.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1588	Posted - 2013.05.03 15:40:00 - [163] - Quote The all mighty-Bacon wrote: [quote=XxWarlordxX97] Deleted Not going to happen
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1588	Posted - 2013.05.03 15:43:00 - [164] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: I wish I could a lot of reddots and not die, or have CCP bring back the range on the HMG come on someone grant it
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 472	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:19:00 - [165] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: [quote=XxWarlordxX97] Deleted Not going to happen LMAO
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1588	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:20:00 - [166] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: [quote=XxWarlordxX97] Deleted Not going to happen LMAO I not going away where
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 472	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:23:00 - [167] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: The all mighty-Bacon wrote: [quote=XxWarlordxX97] Deleted Not going to happen LMAO i am leaving, see you later guys, and general tiberius? you're amazing why thank you
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1588	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:25:00 - [168] - Quote never going to say that, Bacon
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 472	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:28:00 - [169] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: never going to say that, Bacon already did, bwahahahaha!!!
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1588	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:30:00 - [170] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: never going to say that, Bacon already did, bwahahahaha!!! but I did not

XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1588	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:30:00 - [171] - Quote sandwiches
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 472	Posted - 2013.05.03 16:40:00 - [172] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: sandwiches bacon sandwiches
Lynn Beck Forsaken Legion-0 43	Posted - 2013.05.03 17:03:00 - [173] - Quote Can we please weed this out? Kinda wanting this to continue in the direction it STARTED IN. "skinn trayde wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i could lasso tornados (props if you saw the old movie i am referencing) Granted, but Pecos Bill wants his schtick back and your Merc is now called Melody Time until you die. I wish I was on water skis wearing swim trunks, a leather jacket, and jumping over a shark." Granted, but the shark just so happens to be a carnivorous child and latches on to the kitten dangling by a rope on the back of your jetski, therefore eventually eating you as well. Edit: I forgot my dam wish. I wish my MQ had a flippin fridge so i could drink beer and eat pizza.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 476	Posted - 2013.05.03 17:48:00 - [174] - Quote granted, but the pizza has E-coli in it, and the beer has horse **** i wish i had the keys to Ft. Knox
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1596	Posted - 2013.05.03 17:53:00 - [175] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: sandwiches bacon sandwiches Turkey bacon sandwich
XANDER KAG Red Star. EoN. 114	Posted - 2013.05.03 18:13:00 - [176] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: granted, but the pizza has E-coli in it, and the beer has horse **** i wish i had the keys to Ft. Knox Granted! but they didn't tell you that war was declared and the fort was nuked to wipe out the U.S. gold supply while you were wondering why it was empty. I wish there was no such thing as cancer!
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 240	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:05:00 - [177] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: granted, but the pizza has E-coli in it, and the beer has horse **** i wish i had the keys to Ft. Knox Granted! but they didn't tell you that war was declared and the fort was nuked to wipe out the U.S. gold supply while you were wondering why it was empty. I wish there was no such thing as cancer! Granted, but when doctors thought they had discovered the cure and distributed it to all cancer patients, they failed to realize that the cure actually muted the virus and sped up the growth. The cancer reaches the patients brain, killing off all drives except the drive to eat, effectively turning them into zombies. Congratulations. I wish I controlled an army of robot minions that could not turn against me and they had laser eyes and lazer guns and were indestructible and stuff.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Unclaimed. 479	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:13:00 - [178] - Quote slypie11 wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: granted, but the pizza has E-coli in it, and the beer has horse **** i wish i had the keys to Ft. Knox Granted! but they didn't tell you that war was declared and the fort was nuked to wipe out the U.S. gold supply while you were wondering why it was empty. I wish there was no such thing as cancer! Granted, but when doctors thought they had discovered the cure and distributed it to all cancer patients, they failed to realize that the cure actually muted the virus and sped up the growth. The cancer reaches the patients brain, killing off all drives except the drive to eat, effectively turning them into zombies. Congratulations. I wish I controlled an army of robot minions that could not turn against me and they had laser eyes and lazer guns and were indestructible and stuff. granted, but someone releases small pox and you're the first to die i wish i had a tank
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 211	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:26:00 - [179] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i had a tank Granted, you are now on the news running from 30+ cops with help from the military on its way. There is no ammo inside the tank... filling up may be an issue too. I wish i grew more powerful as more QQ threads are posted.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 241	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:37:00 - [180] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i had a tank Granted, you are now on the news running from 30+ cops with help from the military on its way. There is no ammo inside the tank... filling up may be an issue too. I wish i grew more powerful as more QQ threads are posted. Granted, but by some miracle, CCP ACTUALLY BALANCES ALL THE WEAPONS!!! Jk, thats impossible.



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