DUST Search - Corrupt a Wish Program

Bojo The Mighty wrote:

Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:

i wish this thread had never existed

Granted: Paradox!
I granted your wish, but in doing so, that means that history was altered so that you never made the wish to have this thread never exist, so the thread still exists and we are caught in the infinite loop of paradox because you wished this thread never existed which causes you to never make the wish....

BOOM!

I wish that who ever grants this wish, wishes that who ever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, that the first wish was never wished.


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Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 159	Posted - 2013.04.26 08:17:00 - [1] - Quote How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage." I wish for a better ISP.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 159	Posted - 2013.04.26 08:32:00 - [2] - Quote Mithridates VI wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: How it works: Lets say i wish million dollars. The next person says, "Granted, but even though you may have a million dollars... you live on an island with one store and all it has are shelves of 'The Wickerman' starring Nicholas Cage." I wish for a better ISP. Granted! ...but even though you have a better ISP, you're still going to die ugly and alone. Did I do it right? MAKE A WISH
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 159	Posted - 2013.04.28 08:37:00 - [3] - Quote Rinas Rylos wrote: Granted. You just can't ever catch one as they've all gained a massive boost in speed. I wish I could decorate my living quarters. Granted... But you are limited to some shade of poo brown for the walls with an IMPswarm motif, a box of assorted glass circus clown figurines, and the only optional furniture is a sofa that looks like some hobo's had conjugal visits on top of... and inside. I wish for a bottle that never ran out of water.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 161	Posted - 2013.04.28 12:54:00 - [4] - Quote Taurion Bruni wrote: granted, but when you become invisible, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life. I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust Granted, here is some militia BPO's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0 I wish i my glasses were not all bent and on the verge of breaking.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 172	Posted - 2013.04.29 23:14:00 - [5] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: I wish I had 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SP and Isk! Granted, but as you get into the game and start playing. You notice a message from CCP stating, "We have made much thought in this decision, but we are going to enforce a mandatory stat wipe for all players to help 'new players' have an easier time not dieing. We thank you for your time playing our game. This stat wipe will happen in the next 30 minutes." I wish i had a 2013 Shelby cobra with a deep red carbon fiber body, and booth babes... booth babes all over it, asian ones.... and one hot blond with nice ****.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 174	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:47:00 - [6] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: gbghg wrote: I have literally no counter to that. all these damn paradox's are making my head hurt Granted, but you now learn it wasnt the thread that gave you a headache, but a tumor. I wish for more Sharpshooter skills.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 186	Posted - 2013.05.01 01:10:00 - [7] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: lol, granted, but now the Real world goes to hell and china and the U.S. start a nuclear apocolypse i wish i had super strength Granted, but your muscles are so huge you are rendered immobile. I wish people wouldnt call/text me when im in the bathroom.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 190	Posted - 2013.05.02 03:12:00 - [8] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish this thread had never existed Granted: Paradox! I granted your wish, but in doing so, that means that history was altered so that you never made the wish to have this thread never exist, so the thread still exists and we are caught in the infinite loop of paradox because you wished this thread never existed which causes you to never make the wish.... BOOM! I wish that who ever grants this wish, wishes that who ever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, that the first wish was never wished. Granted. Only the theory of multiple dimensions/realities has been recently proven. Which means even though this dimension there is a paradox which stops this thread, but in the vast infinite amount of dimensions this thread still continues... my lead scientists say just to continue like the paradox never happened because of this fact. Lol @ dreadfort. Probably has the most posts in this thread. Must be a love hate thing. XD Edit: I wish the edit flag wouldnt show when you edit a post.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 199	Posted - 2013.05.02 20:42:00 - [9] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: this looks fun i wish wishes didn't work Your wish has been granted, now read the OP for the rest of the details. I wish people had a sense of humor.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 208	Posted - 2013.05.03 00:57:00 - [10] - Quote slypie11 wrote: I wish I was the bacon god and I controlled the flow of bacon to you foolish mortals. Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there... I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death.

Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 211	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:26:00 - [11] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i had a tank Granted, you are now on the news running from 30+ cops with help from the military on its way. There is no ammo inside the tank... filling up may be an issue too. I wish i grew more powerful as more QQ threads are posted.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 214	Posted - 2013.05.04 05:01:00 - [12] - Quote Logi Bro wrote: I wish another person would come into this thread so it isn't just us two going back and forth. Granted, but its the OP and im a fa-gut. I wish a dev would post in this thread in a good way.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 222	Posted - 2013.05.04 14:37:00 - [13] - Quote slypie11 wrote: I wish I had those boots from portal. And please don't make this one stupid. Granted, after putting them on you start running around and doing "parkour" or whatever the kids call it these days. And after jumping a sick gap, you jumped straight up with all your might in excitement bashing your head against a concrete overhang rendering you paralyzed from the neck down. Derp DErpy HURRRrrrRRRRRrrr (no wish is ever granted the way you want it.... NONE OF THEM) I wish i had a megadrive full of every song ever made.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 223	Posted - 2013.05.04 18:03:00 - [14] - Quote slypie11 wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: ganted, but there is no more electricity for u i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC (lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1) Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest. I wish i wasnt a neckbeard.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 226	Posted - 2013.05.04 18:51:00 - [15] - Quote slypie11 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: ganted, but there is no more electricity for u i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC (lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1) Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest. I wish i wasnt a neckbeard. Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings. I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds. Granted, but since you chose Alienware (sad choice) the battery overheats and catches fire before you could even activate the EvE account burning the house and everything else with it (shoulda chose Asus man...). And somehow i get a hold of this mystical EvE character with no owner and make it mine. Feels good bro, feels good.... having a house an stuff. lol I wish i had a razor strong enough to tame my new found buttbeard.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 227	Posted - 2013.05.04 19:57:00 - [16] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: I wish I would fly an indestructible zeppelin that was safe from all malfunctions and would never crash. Granted, but since it can never crash this makes the Zeppeling impossible to decrease its altitude... so you end up rising and rising until you eventually reach the Stratopause and freeze to death/suffocate. You forgot to pack parachutes because the Zeppelin is "Uncrashable"...yes, indeed. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish i had 4 arms, like Goro.... but not ugly like Goro.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 227	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:22:00 - [17] - Quote gbghg wrote: I wish that the moon would moonwalk. Granted, but this was only able to be done with help of the Moonanites. They had the assets to accomplish this feat but squandered it all on a substance called Psychedelic Purple Star Phoenix dust. A mild hallucinogen to any Moonanite but very toxic to any human.... they used this on you. The effects are permanent, now all you do is shuffle outside middle schools screaming, "MJ is alive, HE LIVES IN THE MOONS SOUL.... IVE SEEN HIM WALK hnggghhhh!" I wish Slypie would stop ninja'ing my posts.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 239	Posted - 2013.05.06 00:42:00 - [18] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: lol, i wish there were rules so warlord would have to follow them Granted, Warlords posts shall be ignored as if he never existed, and you somehow contract down syndrome.... i guess eating that hot dog you found on the sidewalk wasn't a good idea. OP has been updated.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 240	Posted - 2013.05.06 01:08:00 - [19] - Quote Post extension: I wish i had 1billion likes so people assumed i was known/awesome.
Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 253	Posted - 2013.05.09 02:18:00 - [20] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: awww, granted, but you die a TON and you feel pain still, so you wind up as a nut job i wish everyone would just own up and admit that batman>superman Granted, but whenever you see/hear/read something leading up to the reveal of whos the greatest. Spiderman makes an appearance and overrides anything even remotely related to bats or even the word super...... every single time. I wish i had more free time during the week.

Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 254	Posted - 2013.05.09 03:08:00 - [21] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: awww, granted, but you die a TON and you feel pain still, so you wind up as a nut job i wish everyone would just own up and admit that batman>superman Granted, but whenever you see/hear/read something leading up to the reveal of whos the greatest. Spiderman makes an appearance and overrides anything even remotely related to bats or even the word super...... every single time. I wish i had more free time during the week. granted, but only because you got fired from your job, and **** spiderteen i wish there really existed a cat magnate Granted, but he is an unjust ruler. He makes you follow him around scooping up hairballs and covering up his excrement after he uses the little kitties room. I wish i had an awesome water bottle that kept anything inside of it at a nice 34 degrees Fahrenheit.