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slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 228	Posted - 2013.05.01 02:02:00 - [1] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: lol, granted, but now the Real world goes to hell and china and the U.S. start a nuclear apocolypse i wish i had super strength Granted, but your muscles are so huge you are rendered immobile. I wish people wouldnt call/text me when im in the bathroom. granted! but now they are going to call/text/whatever while you are in your "private moment". i wish i would live in star wars but immortal like in eve or dust. granted, but the two univereses collide and explode now congradulations, you killed BOTH genres I wish lord would post a wish so I could jump onto this thread
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 229	Posted - 2013.05.01 22:04:00 - [2] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish the universe would never die Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway. I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games. Granted, but you become so enthralled, that your forget to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom, and die. I wish I was a shotgun monkey
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 229	Posted - 2013.05.02 00:25:00 - [3] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: slypie11 wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish the universe would never die Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway. I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games. Granted, but you become so enthralled, that your forget to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom, and die. I wish I was a shotgun monkey granted, but it shoots you in the face killing you i wish i was the new owner of playboys But I wished I was a shotgun monkey.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 229	Posted - 2013.05.02 00:28:00 - [4] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: Scheneighnay McBob wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: slypie11 wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: i wish the universe would never die Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway. I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games. Granted, but you become so enthralled, that your forget to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom, and die. I wish I was a shotgun monkey granted, but it shoots you in the face killing you i wish i was the new owner of playboys Granted, the magazines are in the mail- 2 billion dollar subscription fee for you. I wish to command army of wish-granting genie thralls granted, but they're all EVIL genies that grant only curses i wish i owned hollywood Granted, but shortly after taking control, you squander all money made, destroying hollywood. Without their stupid movie sequels, americans riot, take over washington, and America becomes a barren wasteland populated by murderous bandits. Congratulations. I wish I was funny.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 236	Posted - 2013.05.02 22:48:00 - [5] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: gbghg wrote: Granted but it eats all your bacon and then eats you I wish that that bacon gave people superpowers. I fell on it and saved the bacon granted, but since everyone is super....no ones super (props if you get the quote) i wish warlord converted to the faith of the holy bacon Granted, but in doing so, he angers the bacon god with his weird posts, and sends the bacon angels to destroy mankind, and so begins the war of bacon heaven and earth.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 238	Posted - 2013.05.03 01:04:00 - [6] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: I wish I was the bacon god and I controlled the flow of bacon to you foolish mortals. Granted, but you are the Tofu Bacon God (even the Turkey Bacon God is above you)... sadly, all you really control is a few select schools who deem the good stuff too un-healthy. Must get lonely up there... I wish sleep wasnt for the weak, and i could stay up alll night with no negative long term affects... like death. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! For this you must be punished. So, granted, but without having to sleep for 6 to 8 hours a day, the human race becomes more productive, thereby speeding up the pace of technological advancement and hastening the production of nuclear weapons in developing countries. Iran, North Korea and China band together and declare war upon the United states, creating the nuclear apocalypse. Congratulations. I wish there was no such thing as tofu bacon.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 240	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:05:00 - [7] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: granted, but the pizza has E-coli in it, and the beer has horse **** i wish i had the keys to Ft. Knox Granted! but they didn't tell you that war was declared and the fort was nuked to wipe out the U.S. gold supply while you were wondering why it was empty. I wish there was no such thing as cancer! Granted, but when doctors thought they had discovered the cure and distributed it to all cancer patients, they failed to realize that the cure actually muted the virus and sped up the growth. The cancer reaches the patients brain, killing off all drives except the drive to eat, effectively turning them into zombies. Congratulations. I wish I controlled an army of robot minions that could not turn against me and they had laser eyes and lazer guns and were indestructible and stuff.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 241	Posted - 2013.05.03 20:37:00 - [8] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish i had a tank Granted, you are now on the news running from 30+ cops with help from the military on its way. There is no ammo inside the tank... filling up may be an issue too. I wish i grew more powerful as more QQ threads are posted. Granted, but by some miracle, CCP ACTUALLY BALANCES ALL THE WEAPONS!!! Jk, thats impossible.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 249	Posted - 2013.05.03 23:57:00 - [9] - Quote Logi Bro wrote: slypie11 wrote: Granted, but by some miracle, CCP ACTUALLY BALANCES ALL THE WEAPONS!!! Jk, thats impossible. You didn't make a wish. I wish people would stop QQing about Uprising changes that they haven't even been able to test yet. Granted, but the weapons in Uprising suck, and after holding in all those tears, the QQrs storm the forum with their complaints. There are so many, that the QQ takes on mass and collapses in on itself, turning into a black whole and destroying the milky way galaxy. Congratulations. I wish I could play Dust all the time.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 249	Posted - 2013.05.04 02:02:00 - [10] - Quote Logi Bro wrote: slypie11 wrote: Logi Bro wrote: slypie11 wrote: Granted, but by some miracle, CCP ACTUALLY BALANCES ALL THE WEAPONS!!! Jk, thats impossible. You didn't make a wish. I wish people would stop QQing about Uprising changes that they haven't even been able to test yet. Granted, but the weapons in Uprising suck, and after holding in all those tears, the QQrs storm the forum with their complaints. There are so many, that the QQ takes on mass and collapses in on itself, turning into a black whole and destroying the milky way galaxy. Congratulations. I wish I could play Dust all the time. Granted, real life is altered and you now physically live in New Eden, so you will be "playing" your entire life. You are not immortal, however, and you get OHK'd by a Thale's TAR in your first battle and stay dead forever. I wish we could have all the new weapons on the sixth instead of the fourteenth. Granted, but they're horribly imbalanced and you get murdered and can't get anything else having used all your sp. I wish the zombie apocalypse was real and I was the only one who was immune, so I then create my own post apocalyptic empire similar to that in mad max: thunderdome where I am the sole dictator and everyone relies on me and my mercenary soldiers for protection and I rule them with an iron fist.

slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 249	Posted - 2013.05.04 02:29:00 - [11] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: granted, but your mercenaries get infected and eat you i wish we had book burning for the twilight series Granted, but then teenagers have nothing to read, and society becomes that of the book Fahrenheit 451. I wish my mercenaries were also imune.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 249	Posted - 2013.05.04 02:29:00 - [12] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Granted, but the flames from the pyre spread so fast that they burn everyone in the vicinity to death, including you. I wish blueberries wouldn't prematurely bleed out. Granted but they turn into zombies and eat you.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 249	Posted - 2013.05.04 03:59:00 - [13] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: granted but the cod fanboys get so angry at lag they destroy the internet so no one can play i wish for a sniper rifle that fires tian doomsday weapons and plays smooth jazz when im waiting granted, but you blow yourself up. I wish I had a bacon samwich.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 250	Posted - 2013.05.04 12:10:00 - [14] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: no wish above, sooo....... i wish dust mercs could highjack and pilot Titans granted titan blows up yay! 140billion isk gone in the blink of an eye, i feast on that capsuleers tears i wish dust mercs could steal POS's (player owned stations) in eve Granted, you can theoretically capture POS's. In practice, however, the defenses on the inside of every POS are so high that no merc army would ever successfully steal the station. The only reason it worked in theory is because CCP tested the battles with devhacks. I wish we would find several temperate planets and started colonizing them. granted. but the weight of your installations knocks the planets out of their already unstable orbit, pushing them closer to the sun. I wish I had those boots from portal. And please don't make this one stupid.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 250	Posted - 2013.05.04 14:43:00 - [15] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: I wish I had those boots from portal. And please don't make this one stupid. Granted, after putting them on you start running around and doing "parkour" or whatever the kids call it these days. And after jumping a sick gap, you jumped straight up with all your might in excitement bashing your head against a concrete overhang rendering you paralyzed from the neck down. Derp DErpy HURRRrrrRRRRRrrr (no wish is ever granted the way you want it.... NONE OF THEM) I wish i had a megadrive full of every song ever made. Granted, but a malfunction in the megadrive causes it to play nonstop Justin Bieber, and just when you think it is over, it begins to play one direction. The sheer idiocy of these songs condenses into physical form in your house/apartment and begins to destroy major cities. Conventional weapons are useless. The human race has no chance. Thats what you get for messing with parkour. I hope you're happy you sick son of a ***** I wish I had a boomstick.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 251	Posted - 2013.05.04 15:14:00 - [16] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: slypie11 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: I wish I had those boots from portal. And please don't make this one stupid. Granted, after putting them on you start running around and doing "parkour" or whatever the kids call it these days. And after jumping a sick gap, you jumped straight up with all your might in excitement bashing your head against a concrete overhang rendering you paralyzed from the neck down. Derp DErpy HURRRrrrRRRRRrrr (no wish is ever granted the way you want it.... NONE OF THEM) I wish i had a megadrive full of every song ever made. Granted, but a malfunction in the megadrive causes it to play nonstop Justin Bieber, and just when you think it is over, it begins to play one direction. The sheer idiocy of these songs condenses into physical form in your house/apartment and begins to destroy major cities. Conventional weapons are useless. The human race has no chance. Thats what you get for messing with parkour. I hope you're happy you sick son of a ***** I wish I had a boomstick. Granted, but when this wish is typed into the wishing machine, its autocorrect unnoticeably switches "boomstick" with "broomstick", so now you have a broomstick. (Inspired by my iPhone) I wish I would be able to stop time as I want and then reverse it back to normal. In this timeless space, only I can move around freely, and any non-living objects that I interact with will also enter the timeless space. E.g. I'm easily able to pick a pencil and place it on another spot in the timeless space. Always thought about this one when I forgot about a test. Anyway, granted, but your ability is tied to a pocket watch. When pressing the button on the watch time stops. Unfortunately, while robbing a bank in timeless space, you accidentally drop the watch and break it, and are now trapped in timeless space with no companions. Like if you got the reference. I wish I has a billion dollars
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 251	Posted - 2013.05.04 16:19:00 - [17] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: slypie11 wrote: Always thought about this one when I forgot about a test. Anyway, granted, but your ability is tied to a pocket watch. When pressing the button on the watch time stops. Unfortunately, while robbing a bank in timeless space, you accidentally drop the watch and break it, and are now trapped in timeless space with no companions. Like if you got the reference. I wish I has a billion dollars Granted, but due to unprecedented inflations, all prices skyrocket to the point where buying a single loaf of bread will cost you around 4 billion dollars. So have fun with your one billion! I wish people would get paid for going to school. granted....nut then the world economy imploded as EVERYONE tries to go back to school and no one actually works i wish i had a flamethrower (that DOESN'T blow up or catch me on fire) Granted, but It so happens that at this time the distance between Earth and Jupiter is the closest as never before. Due to Jupiter's dominating gravitational force, it sucks all atmosphere from Earth. Without oxygen, your flamethrower cannot be operated. I wish that Warlord would follow the rules. Granted, but this tears a hole in the fabric of space time, destroying the universe. I wish I had a gaming PC
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 251	Posted - 2013.05.04 16:27:00 - [18] - Quote Otavio Martins wrote: ganted, but there is no more electricity for u i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 254	Posted - 2013.05.04 18:22:00 - [19] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: ganted, but there is no more electricity for u i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC (lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1) Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest. I wish i wasnt a neckbeard. Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings. I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 255	Posted - 2013.05.04 19:33:00 - [20] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: slypie11 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: ganted, but there is no more electricity for u i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC (lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1) Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest. I wish i wasnt a neckbeard. Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings. I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds. Sigh... Granted, but when you have literally destroyed all worlds in New Eden, the power has gotten into your head. You gradually proceeded destroying everything else, including other players and stations, thus almost completely annihilating all infrastructure and demolishing the long-established economy. You have ruined everyone's virtual life, and they left in disgust, leaving you playing EVE in solitude. Just you and the empty space. Is that what you've truly wanted? I wish I would get cloned, and our minds would be linked, allowing me to be virtually in two distinct places simultaneously. EDIT: Sorry Don Von Hulio, I didn't notice your last post. Yes, that is exactly what I wanted, because EVE players don't like DUST.

slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 255	Posted - 2013.05.04 19:37:00 - [21] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: slypie11 wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: ganted, but there is no more electricity for u i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC (lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1) Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest. I wish i wasnt a neckbeard. Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings. I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds. Granted, but since you chose Alienware (sad choice) the battery overheats and catches fire before you could even activate the EvE account burning the house and everything else with it (shoulda chose Asus man...). And somehow i get a hold of this mystical EvE character with no owner and make it mine. Feels good bro, feels good.... having a house an stuff. lol I wish i had a razor strong enough to tame my new found buttbeard. Granted, but seeing as the only razor powerful enough to tame a rampant buttbeard(still cracking myself up with that one) is the razor of the demon souls, you use it to banish the buttbeard to the bowels of hell, simultaneously giving satan the power to break free of his imprisonment, and judgement day begins. Also your house is destroyed in the process. WOOOOOOOOH! Ain't nobody mess wit me.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 255	Posted - 2013.05.04 19:38:00 - [22] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Don Von Hulio wrote: Granted, but since you chose Alienware (sad choice) the battery overheats and catches fire before you could even activate the EvE account burning the house and everything else with it (shoulda chose Asus man...). And somehow i get a hold of this mystical EvE character with no owner and make it mine. Feels good bro, feels good.... having a house an stuff. lol I wish i had a razor strong enough to tame my new found buttbeard. Granted, but the razor is too strong and decapitates you. Sandromin Hes wrote: The Clone has autism. I wish my thread will never die. Granted, but you die without being able to see its glory. I wish honour existed in New Eden. Granted, but then everybody leaves because honor just ain't fun I wish I had the iron man suit
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 256	Posted - 2013.05.04 19:50:00 - [23] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: slypie11 wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Granted, but the razor is too strong and decapitates you. Sandromin Hes wrote: The Clone has autism. I wish my thread will never die. Granted, but you die without being able to see its glory. I wish honour existed in New Eden. Granted, but then everybody leaves because honor just ain't fun I wish I had the iron man suit Granted, but it comes with all the enemies and you get killed in short order. I wish that all the forum QQ would end. Granted, but all the trolls that fed with tears are angry and turn forums into a ragefest. I wish I would fly an indestructible zeppelin that was safe from all malfunctions and would never crash. Granted, but I shot it with a swarm launcher and it completely disintegrates in mid air. I wish the economy was as good as it was in the 1950s and stayed that way for the rest of eternity.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 256	Posted - 2013.05.04 20:04:00 - [24] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: ^ Granted, but since the economy is so awesome we are eventually hated even more by other countries and therefore cast into another World War for all eternity. Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: I wish I would fly an indestructible zeppelin that was safe from all malfunctions and would never crash. Granted, but since it can never crash this makes the Zeppeling impossible to decrease its altitude... so you end up rising and rising until you eventually reach the Stratopause and freeze to death/suffocate. You forgot to pack parachutes because the Zeppelin is "Uncrashable"...yes, indeed. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish i had 4 arms, like Goro.... but not ugly like Goro. Granted, but you must chose which one. 1. two of the arms were given to you by an evil sorcerer who put a curse on them, causing them to strangle you, or 2. a locust from gears of war comes, tears of all your arms, and proceeds to beat you with them. I wish people on this thread would be more creative
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 256	Posted - 2013.05.04 20:50:00 - [25] - Quote Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow. I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization. P.S. BTW, Hulio, thanks for corrupting my zeppelin wish! I don't know why Slypie missed the "indestructible" part. Sorry, I guess I didn't read the post carefully enough. So, in repentance, I grant your wish, but because human are imortal, they create new ways of torturing and causing as much pain as possible. A dictatorship is created, and they use everyone outside of the aristocrats as slaves, forcing them to complete manual labor under threats of violence, having your innards ripped out, your limbs torn off and used to beat you, zapping you with thousands of volts of electricity, and other horrendous things. I wish I was a CPM so I could be really vocal with the forum users.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 256	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:02:00 - [26] - Quote gbghg wrote: slypie11 wrote: Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow. I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization. P.S. BTW, Hulio, thanks for corrupting my zeppelin wish! I don't know why Slypie missed the "indestructible" part. Sorry, I guess I didn't read the post carefully enough. So, in repentance, I grant your wish, but because human are imortal, they create new ways of torturing and causing as much pain as possible. A dictatorship is created, and they use everyone outside of the aristocrats as slaves, forcing them to complete manual labor under threats of violence, having your innards ripped out, your limbs torn off and used to beat you, zapping you with thousands of volts of electricity, and other horrendous things. I wish I was a CPM so I could be really vocal with the forum users. Granted but your role prevents you from posting what you want to post because CCP expects a certain level of maturity from their CPM and NDA's prevent you from disclosing any juicy stuff. I wish those damn scrubs would stop filing GD up with qq threads. I think I said this somewhere else, but I'm running out of cool ideas, so granted, but when uprising hits, everything actually is terrible. After holding in all the tears for a whole week, the scrubs release it all onto the forums. Back at CCP headquarters, the QQ information on the servers begins to take on mass. There is som much information in such a small space, that it collapses in on itself, creating a black whole that swallows up the universe. I wish I was was everything-proof
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 257	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:15:00 - [27] - Quote gbghg wrote: slypie11 wrote: gbghg wrote: slypie11 wrote: Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote: Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow. I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization. P.S. BTW, Hulio, thanks for corrupting my zeppelin wish! I don't know why Slypie missed the "indestructible" part. Sorry, I guess I didn't read the post carefully enough. So, in repentance, I grant your wish, but because human are imortal, they create new ways of torturing and causing as much pain as possible. A dictatorship is created, and they use everyone outside of the aristocrats as slaves, forcing them to complete manual labor under threats of violence, having your innards ripped out, your limbs torn off and used to beat you, zapping you with thousands of volts of electricity, and other horrendous things. I wish I was a CPM so I could be really vocal with the forum users. Granted but your role prevents you from posting what you want to post because CCP expects a certain level of maturity from their CPM and NDA's prevent you from disclosing any juicy stuff. I wish those damn scrubs would stop filing GD up with qq threads. I think I said this somewhere else, but I'm running out of cool ideas, so granted, but when uprising hits, everything actually is terrible. After holding in all the tears for a whole week, the scrubs release it all onto the forums. Back at CCP headquarters, the QQ information on the servers begins to take on mass. There is som much information in such a small space, that it collapses in on itself, creating a black whole that swallows up the universe. I wish I was was everything-proof Granted, the word everything no longer affects you. I wish that the moon would moonwalk. Granted, but the moon grow legs and moonwalks on the earth, crushing everything in its path, including your house, your car(if you have one) and your girlfriend/wife(if you have one, I doubt you do, you are 15 and I know where you live). Conventional weapons are useless. The worlds only hope is to nuke North America, turning it into a nuclear wasteland. All my dreams have been crushed by this thread, so feel free to wish
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 258	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:36:00 - [28] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: gbghg wrote: I wish that the moon would moonwalk. Granted, but this was only able to be done with help of the Moonanites. They had the assets to accomplish this feat but squandered it all on a substance called Psychedelic Purple Star Phoenix dust. A mild hallucinogen to any Moonanite but very toxic to any human.... they used this on you. The effects are permanent, now all you do is shuffle outside middle schools screaming, "MJ is alive, HE LIVES IN THE MOONS SOUL.... IVE SEEN HIM WALK hnggghhhh!" I wish Slypie would stop ninja'ing my posts. Wait, so I'm a ninja now. Sweet! Where is your god now?
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 258	Posted - 2013.05.04 21:37:00 - [29] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: LMAO, this got out of hand i wish i was aphrodites boyfriend Granted, but Hephaestus(aka Vulcan for all you Roman noobs) is also her boyfriend, and he kills you.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 258	Posted - 2013.05.04 23:01:00 - [30] - Quote ladwar wrote: yes... I wish I had a cookie. It's an oatmeal raisin cookie

slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 258	Posted - 2013.05.04 23:11:00 - [31] - Quote gbghg wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: gbghg wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Granted, but various gods get jealous and you get smited. I wish my corpmates and I were actually decent at dust. granted, but than everyone hates you and griefs your corp. i wish i could blow **** up with my mind Granted, you can now blow * up with you mind (not sure why'd you want to) I wish that smurfs weren't racist. they're rascist? I rest my case http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=racist+smurfs&id=6067A90CADBB374566533CD8166F4540AF1264E9&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=6067A90CADBB374566533CD8166F4540AF1264E9&selectedIndex=0 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/03/the-smurfs-are-racist-ant_n_870758.html Childhood ruined
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 267	Posted - 2013.05.06 22:24:00 - [32] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: Post extension: I wish i had 1billion likes so people assumed i was known/awesome. Granted, then gamer gurls tear you apart
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 267	Posted - 2013.05.06 23:14:00 - [33] - Quote Lynn Beck wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: i wish warlord would use proper grammar Granted, he steals your grammar and now that you can't use proper grammar, it doesn't matter how many likes you have because you still talk like a XxWarlordxX97 I wish i could bring my ps3 to school, and that it couldn't break or be taken away, and had an infinite power supply with an inability to overheat. Oh and the monitor's glass is indestructible. Edit: forgot my dam wish again. too much fun ruining others. I wish i had a comfy sofa IRL, no more hard as a board of wood futons for me. :) Granted. but you buy the sofa from a shady furniture store in the slums of new york, where to owner just happens to be in league with the taliban. He plants an IED in your new sofa and proceeds to blow up your house as well as half the block.
slypie11 Planetary Response Organisation 267	Posted - 2013.05.07 00:18:00 - [34] - Quote Lynn Beck wrote: forgot a wish... all of my hopes and dreams have already been crushed by this thread

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