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Don Von Hulio Not Guilty EoN. 174	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:47:00 - [61] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: gbghg wrote: I have literally no counter to that. all these damn paradox's are making my head hurt Granted, but you now learn it wasnt the thread that gave you a headache, but a tumor. I wish for more Sharpshooter skills.
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 90	Posted - 2013.04.30 00:48:00 - [62] - Quote Don Von Hulio wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: gbghg wrote: I have literally no counter to that. all these damn paradox's are making my head hurt Granted, but you now learn it wasnt the thread that gave you a headache, but a tumor. I wish for more Sharpshooter skills. granted, but now you're controller is ****** up and you can't hit anything outside of point blank range
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 993	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:43:00 - [63] - Quote Am I the best or what? I wish I didn't just make this wish I'm making right now Please, just tell me when to stop
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 91	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:59:00 - [64] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: Am I the best or what? I wish I didn't just make this wish I'm making right now Please, just tell me when to stop EDIT: Hell I'll never top the original. As Mithridates said, as well as I. How can you continue to grant wishes when granting them actually fails to grant them? what wish? HA!
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 91	Posted - 2013.04.30 03:59:00 - [65] - Quote i wish i had a jovian titan
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 994	Posted - 2013.04.30 04:16:00 - [66] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: what wish? HA! You thought you avoided a paradox you silly goose? By granting my wish, no wish of the sorts was ever made, so no wish was granted, so we return to me wishing that I never made a wish....
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 994	Posted - 2013.04.30 04:16:00 - [67] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish i had a jovian titan Your wish is granted, oh no CCP found out PERMABAN
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 92	Posted - 2013.04.30 04:23:00 - [68] - Quote Bojo The Mighty wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish i had a jovian titan Your wish is granted, oh no CCP found out PERMABAN NOOO!!! i wish i was UN-permabanned
Heavy Salvo Silver Talon Corporation 0	Posted - 2013.04.30 08:02:00 - [69] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: Bojo The Mighty wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish i had a jovian titan Your wish is granted, oh no CCP found out PERMABAN NOOO!!! i wish i was UN-permabanned Granted, however you are no longer in the Guard and you are now in Raging pack of Homos. I wish for strength to be granted so the world might be mended, so the world might be mended. [P.S tip of the hat to whoever knows what game thats from.]
Daedric Lothar Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 287	Posted - 2013.04.30 11:09:00 - [70] - Quote Granted, but the lady in black will never sleep with you. I wish that we could meet aliens.

Parson Atreides Ahrendee Mercenaries 245	Posted - 2013.04.30 12:01:00 - [71] - Quote Daedric Lothar wrote: Granted, but the lady in black will never sleep with you. I wish that we could meet aliens. Granted, but anal probing is mandatory. I wish my computer could run EVE.
Taurion Bruni COSMIC CHAOS 420 7	Posted - 2013.04.30 12:24:00 - [72] - Quote granted, But you no longer have money to afford the game. I wish that everyone's wishes are no longer corrupted, Including this and all future wishes!
skinn trayde On The Brink CRONOS. 109	Posted - 2013.04.30 12:49:00 - [73] - Quote Taurion Bruni wrote: granted, But you no longer have money to afford the game. I wish that everyone's wishes are no longer corrupted, Including this and all future wishes! Granted, no wishes are corrupted hereon... however we now use Fishes in new eden as a token of magical desire fulfilment and as such Fishes can be corrupted... I Fish that I had more bacon and egg sarnies...
ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 127	Posted - 2013.04.30 12:53:00 - [74] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: Mithridates VI wrote: Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable. Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him. Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.] I wish. i wish mith would stop confusing me Granted, but the understanding has caused you to go insane and basic immortality, the result of which has you traveling through time until you become sane and return to this time period where upon you forget your entire experience. I wish I knew what to wish for...
XANDER KAG Red Star. EoN. 94	Posted - 2013.04.30 15:17:00 - [75] - Quote ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals wrote: I wish I knew what to wish for... Granted! but you find out that you wasted your wish only to find out you can now never have the most awesome thing in existence. I wish real life had cartoon physics. (falling through concrete floor at 100000000000 m/s and coming out relatively fine.)
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 25	Posted - 2013.04.30 15:24:00 - [76] - Quote Granted. But as a result of 'realism', the entire world is turned into a cartoon land. It's also a childs cartoon (ages 3+), and Dust/EvE was not invented, to keep it as least violent as possible. In doing that: You ruined everyone's free time, so go sit in the corner and think about your life. I wish I had a wish so amazing, no one would dare corrupt it. I also wish that Dropsuits had only a 2x Point Multiplier, and Triple SP lasted for eternity.
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 96	Posted - 2013.04.30 17:09:00 - [77] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: Granted. But as a result of 'realism', the entire world is turned into a cartoon land. It's also a childs cartoon (ages 3+), and Dust/EvE was not invented, to keep it as least violent as possible. In doing that: You ruined everyone's free time, so go sit in the corner and think about your life. I wish I had a wish so amazing, no one would dare corrupt it. I also wish that Dropsuits had only a 2x Point Multiplier, and Triple SP lasted for eternity. granted, but the wish was for a moldy old sandwich granted: but no new players join as a result and dust fails within 2 weeks. i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland
XANDER KAG Red Star. EoN. 94	Posted - 2013.04.30 18:18:00 - [78] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear!
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 96	Posted - 2013.04.30 18:24:00 - [79] - Quote XANDER KAG wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear! granted, but all your friends and family too i wish eve and dust would never die
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 15	Posted - 2013.04.30 19:35:00 - [80] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear! granted, but all your friends and family too i wish eve and dust would never die granted! but your ps3 exploded and sony forbid you from getting a new one. i wish i were so funny that everybody would litteraly **** their pants.

Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 97	Posted - 2013.04.30 19:57:00 - [81] - Quote Otavio Martins wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear! granted, but all your friends and family too i wish eve and dust would never die granted! but your ps3 exploded and sony forbid you from getting a new one. i wish i were so funny that everybody would litteraly **** their pants. granted, but ony YOU can smell it (lso, oh well to my PS3, PS4 comming out, HA!)
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 17	Posted - 2013.04.30 20:07:00 - [82] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: Otavio Martins wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: XANDER KAG wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear! granted, but all your friends and family too i wish eve and dust would never die granted! but your ps3 exploded and sony forbid you from getting a new one. i wish i were so funny that everybody would litteraly **** their pants. granted, but ony YOU can smell it (lso, oh well to my PS3, PS4 comming out, HA!) my nose gets easily stuffed, so HA!
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 97	Posted - 2013.04.30 20:09:00 - [83] - Quote lol going with a classic i wish i had a million bucks
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 18	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:09:00 - [84] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: lol going with a classic i wish i had a million bucks Granted! but you are in debt with your countrys taxes and looses everything and all your stuff. i wish that i would be the luckiest person in the world
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort The Lions Guard 97	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:20:00 - [85] - Quote Otavio Martins wrote: Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: lol going with a classic i wish i had a million bucks Granted! but you are in debt with your countrys taxes and looses everything and all your stuff. i wish that i would be the luckiest person in the world lol, SO easy granted, but it's BAD luck i wish i was the ruler of the world (have fun with this one)
XANDER KAG Red Star. EoN. 94	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:24:00 - [86] - Quote Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish i was the ruler of the world (have fun with this one) Granted! but the world economy collapses and all 6 billion people on earth watch with glee as you are hanged publicly for causing it. I wish anything I ever wanted would pop up in front of me.
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 26	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:34:00 - [87] - Quote Granted. But you can't interact with it in any way. No sammich for you. I wish people thought I was an amazing Demolitions (I can already think of one thing, I'll edit it in when this gets answered, as to not ruin the game...). :D
Arkena Wyrnspire Turalyon Plus 120	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:46:00 - [88] - Quote Artificer Ghost wrote: Granted. But you can't interact with it in any way. No sammich for you. I wish people thought I was an amazing Demolitions (I can already think of one thing, I'll edit it in when this gets answered, as to not ruin the game...). :D Granted, but you aren't actually good and you blow yourself up. I wish I knew everything.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. 1307	Posted - 2013.04.30 21:53:00 - [89] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Artificer Ghost wrote: Granted. But you can't interact with it in any way. No sammich for you. I wish people thought I was an amazing Demolitions (I can already think of one thing, I'll edit it in when this gets answered, as to not ruin the game...). :D Granted, but you aren't actually good and you blow yourself up. I wish I knew everything. Granted, you now know that your mother was incestuos and slept with her parents and that your father likes playing with little boys, oh and you go insane. I wish that I dropships had countermeasures.
Arkena Wyrnspire Turalyon Plus 121	Posted - 2013.04.30 22:21:00 - [90] - Quote gbghg wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Artificer Ghost wrote: Granted. But you can't interact with it in any way. No sammich for you. I wish people thought I was an amazing Demolitions (I can already think of one thing, I'll edit it in when this gets answered, as to not ruin the game...). :D Granted, but you aren't actually good and you blow yourself up. I wish I knew everything. Granted, you now know that your mother was incestuos and slept with her parents and that your father likes playing with little boys, oh and you go insane. I wish that I dropships had countermeasures. Granted, but now ARs can one shot them. (Though that's not much of a change ) I wish that trolling didn't exist and the internet existed as a bastion of peace, harmony, and goodwill across the world.



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