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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
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Posted - 2013.04.29 04:46:00 -
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Galrick M'kron wrote:You did it right, but you will do everything else in your life wrong.
I wish I was an actual Empyrean in New Eden.
granted, but you have sleeper tech in your sckull and are one of the drooling nutballs everyone is trying to kill |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
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Posted - 2013.04.29 08:39:00 -
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Piercing Serenit, everyone talks behind your back with demoralizing comments that will eventually lower your self esteem until you are a shell of your former life.
I wish I would never run out of suits or vehicles in dust[/quote wrote:
Granted, but the sun went out and now we all have to use the sound of squids going "SPLAT" when you throw them (like sonar) to know hwere you are. So glasses are now obsolete.
I wish i had x-ray vision. That only sees through clothes.[/quote]
Granted... but now everyone where's body armor not clothe
I wish everyone was dead even me.[/quote]
Granted you die horribly along with the rest of us and re spawn at the nearest CRU
I wish bloobys had an IQ higher the -2 [/quote]
Granted, but an IQ of +2 is just above brain dead. They now find new and increasingly inventive ways to blow themselves up and leave you as the only player in the fight
I wish I was a funny as Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle... combined[/quote]
granted, but now everyone is deaf and blind and therefore can't appreciate your wit |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:39:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but your parents still don't love you.
I wish for Bojo's Paradox to resolve itself. granted but the universe just exploded. I wish mith would stop trying to kill everyone. 
granted, but only cause Dust imploded and CCP has to start from scratch |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:42:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Granted but Bojo's request for opposite day applies equally to your granting my request for the resolution of the paradox, causing the permanent negation of a resolution to the paradox. The thread is now in a superposition of states. It is both opposite day and the opposite of opposite day, simultaneously. Until the function collapses, the status of wishes cannot be determined until the results of the wish is observed but the result of the wish cannot be observed because of the opposite day component of the equation which would cause the wish result to be unobservable.
Therefore! Don Von Hulio's parents have exploded and the universe doesn't love him.
Also, your wish is granted but [edited out because it changed the layout of the forum. I divided by zero.]
I wish.
i wish mith would stop confusing me |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:44:00 -
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gbghg wrote: I have literally no counter to that.
all these damn paradox's are making my head hurt |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
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Posted - 2013.04.30 00:48:00 -
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Don Von Hulio wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:gbghg wrote:I have literally no counter to that. all these damn paradox's are making my head hurt Granted, but you now learn it wasnt the thread that gave you a headache, but a tumor. I wish for more Sharpshooter skills.
granted, but now you're controller is ****** up and you can't hit anything outside of point blank range |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 03:59:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Am I the best or what? I wish I didn't just make this wish I'm making right now Please, just tell me when to stop  EDIT: Hell I'll never top the original. As Mithridates said, as well as I. How can you continue to grant wishes when granting them actually fails to grant them?
what wish?
HA! |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 03:59:00 -
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i wish i had a jovian titan |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 04:23:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:i wish i had a jovian titan Your wish is granted, oh no CCP found out PERMABAN
NOOO!!!
i wish i was UN-permabanned |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 17:09:00 -
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Artificer Ghost wrote:Granted. But as a result of 'realism', the entire world is turned into a cartoon land. It's also a childs cartoon (ages 3+), and Dust/EvE was not invented, to keep it as least violent as possible. In doing that: You ruined everyone's free time, so go sit in the corner and think about your life.
I wish I had a wish so amazing, no one would dare corrupt it.
I also wish that Dropsuits had only a 2x Point Multiplier, and Triple SP lasted for eternity.
granted, but the wish was for a moldy old sandwich
granted: but no new players join as a result and dust fails within 2 weeks.
i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland |
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 18:24:00 -
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XANDER KAG wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear!
granted, but all your friends and family too
i wish eve and dust would never die |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 19:57:00 -
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Otavio Martins wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:XANDER KAG wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever. I wish for all my enemies to disappear! granted, but all your friends and family too i wish eve and dust would never die granted! but your ps3 exploded and sony forbid you from getting a new one. i wish i were so funny that everybody would litteraly **** their pants.
granted, but ony YOU can smell it
(lso, oh well to my PS3, PS4 comming out, HA!) |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 20:09:00 -
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lol
going with a classic
i wish i had a million bucks |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 21:20:00 -
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Otavio Martins wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:lol
going with a classic
i wish i had a million bucks Granted! but you are in debt with your countrys taxes and looses everything and all your stuff. i wish that i would be the luckiest person in the world
lol, SO easy
granted, but it's BAD luck
i wish i was the ruler of the world (have fun with this one) |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.04.30 23:39:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:gbghg wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Artificer Ghost wrote:Granted. But you can't interact with it in any way. No sammich for you.
I wish people thought I was an amazing Demolitions (I can already think of one thing, I'll edit it in when this gets answered, as to not ruin the game...). :D Granted, but you aren't actually good and you blow yourself up. I wish I knew everything. Granted, you now know that your mother was incestuos and slept with her parents and that your father likes playing with little boys, oh and you go insane. I wish that I dropships had countermeasures. Granted, but now ARs can one shot them. (Though that's not much of a change  ) I wish that trolling didn't exist and the internet existed as a bastion of peace, harmony, and goodwill across the world.
lol, granted, but now the Real world goes to hell and china and the U.S. start a nuclear apocolypse
i wish i had super strength |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.01 01:55:00 -
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Otavio Martins wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
lol, granted, but now the Real world goes to hell and china and the U.S. start a nuclear apocolypse
i wish i had super strength
Granted, but your muscles are so huge you are rendered immobile. I wish people wouldnt call/text me when im in the bathroom. granted! but now they are going to call/text/whatever while you are in your "private moment". i wish i would live in star wars but immortal like in eve or dust.
granted, but the two univereses collide and explode now
congradulations, you killed BOTH genres |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.01 02:21:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:Otavio Martins wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
lol, granted, but now the Real world goes to hell and china and the U.S. start a nuclear apocolypse
i wish i had super strength
Granted, but your muscles are so huge you are rendered immobile. I wish people wouldnt call/text me when im in the bathroom. granted! but now they are going to call/text/whatever while you are in your "private moment". i wish i would live in star wars but immortal like in eve or dust. granted, but the two univereses collide and explode now congradulations, you killed BOTH genres I wish lord would post a wish so I could jump onto this thread
granted, but it was a wish that YOUR wish didn't exist
i wish his wish didn't exist  |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.01 17:36:00 -
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Daedric Lothar wrote:XANDER KAG wrote:gbghg wrote:
I wish people would stop making paradoxes in their posts.
Granted! but you were too late and the universe exploded. I wish I could fluently speak all languages in the universe! You can, but you are actually now a computer with no emotions, personality or desires. I wish that this game had all the guns and suits that it should have had when it goes live.
granted, but all of our characters get deleted and we have to start from scratch
i wish the universe would never die |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.01 23:50:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:XANDER KAG wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
i wish the universe would never die
Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway. I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games. Granted, but you become so enthralled, that your forget to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom, and die. I wish I was a shotgun monkey
granted, but it shoots you in the face killing you
i wish i was the new owner of playboys  |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.02 00:11:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:slypie11 wrote:XANDER KAG wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
i wish the universe would never die
Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway. I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games. Granted, but you become so enthralled, that your forget to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom, and die. I wish I was a shotgun monkey granted, but it shoots you in the face killing you i wish i was the new owner of playboys Granted, the magazines are in the mail- 2 billion dollar subscription fee for you. I wish to command army of wish-granting genie thralls
granted, but they're all EVIL genies that grant only curses
i wish i owned hollywood |
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.02 01:07:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:[Lord-of-the-Dreadfort] Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:slypie11 wrote:XANDER KAG wrote:
i wish the universe would never die
Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games.
Granted, but you become so enthralled, that your forget to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom, and die. I wish I was a shotgun monkey granted, but it shoots you in the face killing you i wish i was the new owner of playboys Granted, the magazines are in the mail- 2 billion dollar subscription fee for you. I wish to command army of wish-granting genie thralls granted, but they're all EVIL genies that grant only curses i wish i owned hollywood
Granted, but shortly after taking control, you squander all money made, destroying hollywood. Without their stupid movie sequels, americans riot, take over washington, and America becomes a barren wasteland populated by murderous bandits. Congratulations.
I wish I was funny.[/quote]
granted, but no one has a sense of humor anymore
i wish this thread had never existed |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.02 02:17:00 -
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LMAO
yay! i created a paradox
(wishes paradox's didn't exist) |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.02 03:15:00 -
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Don Von Hulio wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
i wish this thread had never existed
Granted: Paradox! I granted your wish, but in doing so, that means that history was altered so that you never made the wish to have this thread never exist, so the thread still exists and we are caught in the infinite loop of paradox because you wished this thread never existed which causes you to never make the wish.... BOOM! I wish that who ever grants this wish, wishes that who ever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, wishes that whoever grants their wish, that the first wish was never wished. Granted. Only the theory of multiple dimensions/realities has been recently proven. Which means even though this dimension there is a paradox which stops this thread, but in the vast infinite amount of dimensions this thread still continues... my lead scientists say just to continue like the paradox never happened because of this fact. Lol @ dreadfort. Probably has the most posts in this thread. Must be a love hate thing. XD Edit: I wish the edit flag wouldnt show when you edit a post.
granted, but now you can't edit
i wish i could edit other peoples posts |
Lord-of-the-Dreadfort
The Lions Guard
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Posted - 2013.05.02 19:32:00 -
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not touching that one |
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