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XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.26 19:32:00 -
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Granted! everyone suffocates or is impaled by what was the air in their throats.
I wish I could fly a real spaceship! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.26 20:25:00 -
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Julius Vindice wrote:Thanatos 716 wrote:Granted, it shall not happen ever again..
I wish that Julius' wish never happened. Granted, but you're wish is wasted due to time being incapable of being rewritten.
Make a new wish darn it! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.29 17:48:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:I wish for 15 more lamps with genies inside of them.
Granted! but they are cannibals and eat you as you rub on the lamps.
I wish I could control time! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:51:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:gbghg wrote:
@bojo- it now opposite day, due to the fact that it is opposite day, it is not opposite day, but because its not opposite day due to it being opposite day it is opposite day... (congratulations you are now stuck in an infinite loop.)
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The beauty of it is, that when it's not opposite day, that means you failed to grant me your wish and the wish granter themselves fails to do their job by in fact granting a wish, they can no longer grant wishes, this thread has come to a [/thread]
Darn it man! I was having fun.
If anyone wants to continue start at gbghg's kitten filter wish |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.29 19:15:00 -
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Mad Mav wrote:No wish was made.
I wish the user above me made a wish :(
Granted! but because of that you created a paradox and all time crashed together. Leaving Churchill as Roman emperor and cars flying by hot air ballons. (anyone who understands this reference is awesome)
I wish I had 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SP and Isk! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.30 15:17:00 -
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ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals wrote:I wish I knew what to wish for...
Granted! but you find out that you wasted your wish only to find out you can now never have the most awesome thing in existence.
I wish real life had cartoon physics. (falling through concrete floor at 100000000000 m/s and coming out relatively fine.) |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.30 18:18:00 -
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote: i wish for next years fanfest to drink dry iceland
Granted! but you are disapointed to hear they a deleting dust and EVE forever.
I wish for all my enemies to disappear! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.04.30 21:24:00 -
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
i wish i was the ruler of the world (have fun with this one)
Granted! but the world economy collapses and all 6 billion people on earth watch with glee as you are hanged publicly for causing it.
I wish anything I ever wanted would pop up in front of me. |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.01 13:44:00 -
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gbghg wrote:
I wish people would stop making paradoxes in their posts.
Granted! but you were too late and the universe exploded.
I wish I could fluently speak all languages in the universe! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.01 18:25:00 -
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Lord-of-the-Dreadfort wrote:
i wish the universe would never die
Granted! But you never specified which universe so all the stars go out and it dies anyway.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of video games. |
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XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.02 13:20:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:
I wish i had a damn sofa to lounge on in dust.
Granted! but it has spikes under the seat and is extremely painful to sit on.
I wish I never had to work. |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.03 18:13:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:granted, but the pizza has E-coli in it, and the beer has horse ****
i wish i had the keys to Ft. Knox
Granted! but they didn't tell you that war was declared and the fort was nuked to wipe out the U.S. gold supply while you were wondering why it was empty.
I wish there was no such thing as cancer! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.08 02:52:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:granted, but then you get kicked from your corp for not being "leet" enough
i wish clothing was optional everywhereBlink
granted! but even really ugly people now feel secure naked and the sight of their nude forms burns out your retinas.
I wish world hunger was solved! |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.09 20:57:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:i wish warlord would grant my wishes
Granted! but he now rewords them to suit his wishes.
I wish this thread would come back to life again. |
XANDER KAG
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Posted - 2013.05.10 19:44:00 -
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Daedric Lothar wrote:Granted, but everyone decides to turn into a scout and all channels default as Scout Channels without the name.
I wish I had more time to post on the forums, so busy with projects.
Granted! But its because you were in a car accident and are stuck in the hospital with a laptop with a terrible connection to the WIFI.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of non-moldy sandwiches. |
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