I will you sand loving savage! Behold! I am Alixenus, Lord-lieutenant of the Venezzian trade guild! You have raided our convoys one too many times and we have come to put an end to it. Using our maritime powers we shall use firehoses and supersoakers to turn your desert to quicksand (strength: water). I know you cannot resist us for my scouts tell me you lack the tech to create even the most basic thermal or incindiary weaponry to burn our war machines with (weakness: fire). En guarde bandit!

This is the reason we will destroy you when dust reaches null sec

I, Vermaak kuvalei, leader of Reaper Nation shall commute your rural areas to scraps (strength: non modernized land) as I see you've very few urban areas (weakness: concrete jungles) and the one you do have is hardly defended, surrender or die

I have no rural areas, for all my lands are afflicted with desert. You fall within a sandtrap of mine, and your men die. However, as you stomp on my land, my caves begin collapsing. The fight eventually calms and we find ourselves even.

[Result: Tie]

Lol no, any unmodernized land counts as rural ( jungle, desert, swamp, etc.)

(Strength: fire) (weakness: places without flammable gas)

Yes, then lets take out the trade fleets of Alixenus!

P.S. There's gold in it for you!

This is the reason we curb stomp you every time we play you.

Is that so? How about you accept our corp battle and prove it.

Go to the War Room for this

I ally myself with your tuna warriors to bring down these trade jockeys!

My sandmen take out the Reaper Nation as my sand has no flammable gas! As they choke out on the lack of flammability, I gain a follower sandman. Then, as the trade ships draw near, I retreat back into the desert, safe from the path of water bombardment...

SANDROMIN!!! You traitorous wretch! I depart on a trade run for a few days after concluding an alliance with and this is what I come back to? Making and breaking friendships with Kuvakei and the tundra men against me! You will pay for this. As for your allies, I give them this one chance to stand down or they shall drown with you!

Terrain: Water, deep enough to float at least a boat.
Strengths: Water, Metal (does that count as Urban?) and Mountains (stone)
Weakness: Fire, Desert and Jungle (or Forrest if Jungle doesn't count)

Income: The trading middle men between nations, collects most currencies from tariffs but prefers to use Florins.

Special: Able to use retrofitted trade ships to carry out an amphibious landing, saturating an area with an excessive amount of heavy infantry in a short time span. However this is a shock and awe tactic and the infantry will have to depart once their objective is acheived.

Well given your tendancy to stab people in the back, I say we limit the alliance to trade and mutual military assistance. You and your forces will not be allowed to travel through Venezzian lands or vice versa. If you can handle an agreement of this magnitude, I might agree to opening an embassy in your lands. I take it Kuvakei is our third member?

Yes, but I say that it isn't that I stab people in the back, but that our lands have a history of much suffering indeed. Our history has been filled with bloodshed, and it has been a while since our people have seen true negotiation and not genocide. However, we reject the embassy for the above reasons. Instead, we shall build a trade route through all of our nations in order to promote harmony between all of us.

I shall trade with you spring water from our oases, and gold from our mines, and in return, I would like to see your offer.

Well water is certainly valuble at sea and Gold is always valuable. I accept your offers. In return Venezzia offers Metal goods such as tools and weapons, various woods and Timbers, wine and Artwork, assuming you have any permanent structures in your desert.

Anyone wanna align with me?