***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***

I remember what happen during the last flight...

look we all agreed to not talk about that Event it happened, we all saw it and we have to move on :)

Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room.

Flight 514 airlines would like to remind you that it is a pink enclosure, the cages are reserved for Minmatars.

I'm wondering what happened on the last flight now...

oh yes, stab the pilot why don't you maken? now the flight and the movie are delayed, its not like some people have to hear some horrible things down here in the cargo hold.

*Sees Maken and Hir being jerks knocks them both out and tie's them up. Throws them in with the Minmatar.
'These two are important members of the Amarr empire'
*Locks the cage and then walks away while the Minmatar prepare to torture the two jerks*

Big woop. So we wait an extra 10 seconds for him to respawn.

*follows maken tosch out* speak to me maken, you can't die yet, their are redberries to be pierced.

*goes for his nano injector*
crap i left it in the cage, hang on man i'll be right back.

*cough*

IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR STABBING YOU SO MANY TIMES BEFORE???

*runs back in*
i got you man
*stabs maken tosch with a nano injector*
whoops, didn't mean to get your crotch sorry, and consider us even.

*Sees Maken and Hir being jerks knocks them both out and tie's them up. Throws them in with the Minmatar.
'These two are important members of the Amarr empire'
*Locks the cage and then walks away while the Minmatar prepare to torture the two jerks*

Ah guys what are the Minmatar doing outside of their cages?

thanks for that simmons, now to go find some peanuts of the nonpoisonous variety...

On it sir! beer and popcorn as well?

first:get food then:get mass driver

Skilling up to V in Food.

okay, who caused that rush for the amarr ship? those idiots who went charging off jostled me and made me drop my peanuts, someones going to pay *cracks knuckles*

MAKEN!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR MAKING ME SPILL THOSE PEANUTS!!!
*goes hunting*

I'll be where I was during the last crazy flight took place, the lavatory, renewing my 1mill hi club membership with my alt.

Seems we're hitting some turbulence....

I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT MY SEAT BELT

*throws up in helmet*

*drowns*

On the upside, he'll wake up in a CRU already there, probably a lot less stressful for him now.

Ok guys, this is not funny. Which one of you took my limited edition Balac's SMG? Maken Tosh I swear if it was you I will go over there and trash your corp room.

He's talking bout me!

*locks lavatory door in proto class

*Takes out pistol and shots Maken twice in both legs*

*takes jello shot* hey guys anyone know where I put my nova knives?

*Graffitis MInmatar rule, Amar drool all over*

In someones throat.

ugh, i'm never drinking nanites again, those things do nasty stuff to your stomach, now then i see the pilot seat is unoccupied, time to practice my flying ski- ooohhh, is that an autopilot function *flips on* "ANNOUNCEMENT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT. REPEAT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT." O_O oh shi-

To strangle me, you must first catch me. *runs away and uses the nearest scout (maken tosch) as a human shield*

*tosses proto remote explosive and runs like hell*

*Jumps behind seats and hits the detonator* GET DOWN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Meh, I think immortality is good enough.

Meh, I think immortality is good enough.

*falls out maintenence shaft in the cieling*
i'm a logi, not a heavy, i explained that already. oh crap, he's almost caught up with me
*dives into another shaft*

Wonder how long you can run logi!When I catch you that nanite injector's going south!

Oh hey, sorry for bumping into you but please have a seat over there.

Sure, you're in a hurry to go after someone but you see, I have lost something very important to me so if you will be so kind to cooperate then maybe I'll let you live. :)

where my free beers. I don't see it!

*concussed* some sabotage was necessary like removing the drunk pigeon from the magic box of flashing lights. and while you might be trying to sleep, others are going at each other like bunnies at a cat, OH GOD, WHAT HORRIFIC MEMORIES, SOMEBODY STOP THEM PLEASE!!!!! *rolling around on the floor*

so sleepy, where's my maintenance shaft? *starts crawling towards the nearest one*

so sleepy, where's my maintenance shaft? *starts crawling towards the nearest one*

wut scanner? i don't have no scanner, let me sleep in piece *crawls back into shaft, curls up and falls asleep*

ahh sinboto? can i borrow an RE?

*tosses it into gbg's hiding place*

now, can you help me set up the minmatar party im planning? :D

Has the MCC even taken off yet?

Yes, but they put the RD in control if it while the crew got drunk. Haven't seen it since.

rd was......er dispatched

the things we do for minny

*Goes off into the cargo bay and begins calling in the minny's together, an hour later sends a message to everyone's holopad*

Attention all fellow immortals
HunterJunko's 2nd Minmatar tribal festival will now begin shortly, please make your way to the designated location as said by the holopad. We have our fine selection of international-class exotic dancers, popular music from the four empires by our grittiest DJ's and the ever notorious main event will begin shorty after the festival has taken place, so come on over, place your bets, grab some booze and enjoy the flight! :D

With all this going on outside, I think I am just gonna afk in the lavatory until the flight ends....

Hope you all have the complex in-suit bathroom module installed...
>:-D

I see we got a new inductee for the million mile hi club!

Don't mind Maken Fat's scat, it about to get regretful in here!

XANDERBEE show this merc how things go down in the 514...

* Grabs the merc by the throat and pulls him into the lavatory and quickly locks it, followed by thumps screaming and animal noises

Did you **** him

Finishes murderizing all the Newberrys trying to get into business class, notices something shiny on one of their bodies.

Picks up a hacked Nanohive..... Snagman not too sure how to use this..... throws on ground....

Starts spawning in Strippers!!!!!

"Strippers in Business class guys!!!"

Now wheres my bottle of whiskey and who's neck pillow is this!!!

whiskey bottles are in cargo hold 12A where the tribal festival is currently taking place :D feel free to join in

now seems as good a time as any to discharge my vast stockpile of wrey 'n' nephew and Tres Generaciones bottles


......now to start setting up the soundsystem

I awoke and found myself not in the same suit I was in. The smell of rust and glue flooded my sense. I looked at my hand, and I realized I had respawned. The captain found himself stumbling to his feet. He looked around in horror, he realized he was in the cargobay, something must have malfunctioned. He spawned into the body of a minmatar and he was locked in a cage. He looked around in horror, their was dubstep blasting in the back ground. The pink fluffies were loose. He had seen the used corpses of many clones laying around, and pink clone goo splattered all across the ground.

He found his way to a nearby airduct, before any of the wild inhabitants caught sight of him. He turned on the logistical scanning detective mode. He had a blue print lay out of the MCC. He made his way through the airducts back to the captains chair. He smelled a distinct odor. Vodka, cheap vodka. There it was, a drunk RDV pilot.
Captain Lannister picked up the nova knife that laid next to the Vk.1 corpse. He turned it on, the light glow of the blade appeared. He walked up to the pilot and slit his throat while screaming GÇ£THATGÇÖS FOR ALL THE LAVSGÇ¥ The same moment he did that, it caused the drunk pilot to jerk the controls.

*MCC DID A BARREL ROLL!*

*MCC DID A BARREL ROLL!*

actually here

*Hands you a datapad* that contains all the nessecary codes to re-wire the sound speakers in the MCC
i'd do it myself but i am the bartender/referee for the Tribal festival

i hope eveyone shares my love for classical roots dub and ska from our glorious motherland



p.s. viva la revolution viva la minmatar uprising

*Wakes up from nice cousy sleep to see the mcc in chaos*
'What the hell happened while i was asleep and more specifically why are all the Minmatar back on board i thought i tricked most of them to go after that Amarr ship'

Dub? most likely.

Ska? Forgive me but WTH is that? O.o

just play Dub please, im not to confident on your other favorite ^-^u

Amidst the chaos, watching Snakes on a Plane, I notice the MCC stops.

"Sorry about the inconvenience, ladies and gentlemen, but it seems we're awaiting confirmation from DEV-3-13P0-R5 to be granted access into UPR1-51N6. Please stay seated and enjoy the flight."

Cyrius, i think your wallet was in the cargo bay...

*sighs and pats Legen on the back* You accidentally pressed the 'Orbit' lever... Now we'll have to wait for an hour more until our MCC makes one revolution and comes back to the landing zone.

***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***

*Bangs ON cage*
Let Us Bunnies Out We Promise We Had Our Shots.

/uhm snarf

Where are we? Is this kansas?