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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
782
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Posted - 2013.05.05 20:53:00 -
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This is your Captain Kira Lannister speaking, and welcome aboard Flight 514. We will be taking off from Chromosome to Uprising. Arrival is scheduled at DT.
We will be travelling to the Molden Heath Region, this area is Minmitar Sovereignty and has a security status of 0.35961861315789. Space weather is looking a bit..bumpy there have been reports of several solar storms surrounding the area. Be advised to use caution while traveling when you reach your destination as there has been several talks of war between the Imperfects Corporation and Dust University/Bojos. Fly at your own risk.
My pilot license has been recently reinstated by the FAA (Federal Aeronautic Administration). Our previous Flight 514 had received numerous code violations. It ranged from suicide in public places, to acts I can not bring myself to say out loud.
We would like to remind you that there are no emergency doors because, well you all are immortals. New Edens regulations mandate that all clones must not engage in any conflict during transition, we ask you to leave all weapons/explosives/nova knives in the compartments above your seats.
Please keep be aware due to space restrictions we do have Minmitar on board, but be assured they have gone through a thorough cavity search by concord once again. They are currently being stored in the cargo area of the MCC, so rest well. In addition to the Minmitar, new regulations require any corporation/mercenary with any type of animal in their name is also required to be stored in the cargo area.
Corportations/Members included but not limited to this rule are as following.
*Onward Defrosted Tuna Team/Icy Tiger
*Pink Fluffy Bunnies (Neon Pink Enclosures have been provided)
*The Lions Guard
*War Ravens
*Bloodwolves Battalion
*CPM Ironwolf Saber
All carry on modules most be stored on your dropsuits, please do not open your neocom during the flight for it may cause inflight disturbances.
We will have the following inflight movies:
Starship Troopers
Soul Plane
Air Force One
Con Air
Snakes on a Plane
Top Gun
***Netflix is available to subscribers***
All scrub players please do not enter the Proto-class section of your MCC.
Enjoy your flight and see you all on the other side.
***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***
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Kaze Eyrou
ROGUE SPADES
EoN.
154
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Posted - 2013.05.05 20:56:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***
I read this and I lost it. 
+1 Good sir. |
Moochie Cricket
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:00:00 -
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Up Up and AWAAYYYYYYYY |
Elijah Sol' Dzusaki
Onward Defrosted Tuna Team
578
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:01:00 -
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I remember what happen during the last flight... |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
316
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:08:00 -
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where my free beers. I don't see it! |
J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
724
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:14:00 -
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Can I get my in-flight snack before we lift off? I have been waiting for this flight for quite some time now.
At least I made it in time. The tram system was closed for routine maintenence so I thought I was going to be late. It took me long enough to walk here in my Heavy suit... |
Hir Ranthar
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:18:00 -
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*climbs into seat, then pulls out nano-snack-hives for the flight*
Might as well get comfortable, it will be a long trip.
I wonder if this one will go south as fast as the last Flight. |
steadyhand amarr
The Red Apple
460
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:20:00 -
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Elijah Sol' Dzusaki wrote:I remember what happen during the last flight...
look we all agreed to not talk about that Event it happened, we all saw it and we have to move on :) |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1399
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:22:00 -
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Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room. |
Kiro Justice
The Tritan Industries
RISE of LEGION
47
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:23:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:Elijah Sol' Dzusaki wrote:I remember what happen during the last flight... look we all agreed to not talk about that Event it happened, we all saw it and we have to move on :)
I'm wondering what happened on the last flight now... |
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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
791
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:24:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room.
Flight 514 airlines would like to remind you that it is a pink enclosure, the cages are reserved for Minmatars.  |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1400
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:29:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:gbghg wrote:Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room. Flight 514 airlines would like to remind you that it is a pink enclosure, the cages are reserved for Minmatars.
Yeah I know. Could we at least have some peanuts down here? It's not like I can get to the buffet cart. And who put cat merc into the bunnies enclosure? He was crying at first but he seems to be enjoying it now. |
Hir Ranthar
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:31:00 -
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Kiro Justice wrote:
I'm wondering what happened on the last flight now...
Rules of Flight 514
1.) You do not talk about Flight 514
2.) You do NOT talk about the Flight 514
3.) Bring your own Snacks |
des polo
The Lions Guard
27
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:33:00 -
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This flight is funded by your friendly Amarr empire. |
Specter RND
Ahrendee Mercenaries
66
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:34:00 -
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Gais
Gais
Where'd you put my Red Forge Gun
I want it back |
Hir Ranthar
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:37:00 -
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*finishes adjusting "red forge gun" next to me, lounging my my chair with my Kindred scout suit*
"This is kittening foolproof camouflage- he'll never find it." |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1403
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:40:00 -
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Please! Will someone start the film already? I need to block outthe sounds coming from the bunnies enclosure. |
100 proof
G I A N T
EoN.
7
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:41:00 -
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you forgot to point out where the bathrooms were located, so i took a shyt in one of the pink porta potties.. sorry
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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organization
2198
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:42:00 -
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*sneaks into the cargo bay and manages to hack into the lavatory system*
*sewage sprays from the toilet*
*proceeds to stab Kira in the back for making him put down his knife* |
Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
3884
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:43:00 -
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/me brings his own custom portable den. Comes complete with a beacon and 5 day life supply. |
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Nariec
Carbon 7
3
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:46:00 -
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My neck pillow, where's my neck pillow, somebody took my god damn neck pillow!!! I just left it on my sit when I left to go pee pee and somebody stole it!!! That was my only one. I was planning on sleeping for the whole flight, but now I won't be able to. Thanks a lot douche bag, whoever you are, I will come find you, and I will kill you. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1403
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:47:00 -
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oh yes, stab the pilot why don't you maken? now the flight and the movie are delayed, its not like some people have to hear some horrible things down here in the cargo hold. |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
154
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:48:00 -
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I would like to ask the pilot to remind everyone of Amarr descent that they have nothing to worry about, the reports about the local natives are totally unfounded. |
des polo
The Lions Guard
27
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:50:00 -
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*Sees Maken and Hir being jerks knocks them both out and tie's them up. Throws them in with the Minmatar.
'These two are important members of the Amarr empire'
*Locks the cage and then walks away while the Minmatar prepare to torture the two jerks* |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organization
2198
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:50:00 -
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gbghg wrote:oh yes, stab the pilot why don't you maken? now the flight and the movie are delayed, its not like some people have to hear some horrible things down here in the cargo hold.
Big woop. So we wait an extra 10 seconds for him to respawn. |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organization
2198
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:51:00 -
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des polo wrote:*Sees Maken and Hir being jerks knocks them both out and tie's them up. Throws them in with the Minmatar.
'These two are important members of the Amarr empire'
*Locks the cage and then walks away while the Minmatar prepare to torture the two jerks*
Sorry, but the Minmatar love the Gallente. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1404
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:56:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:gbghg wrote:oh yes, stab the pilot why don't you maken? now the flight and the movie are delayed, its not like some people have to hear some horrible things down here in the cargo hold. Big woop. So we wait an extra 10 seconds for him to respawn.
10 seconds that'll scar me forever and to keep my mind off whats happening to cat merc, i'm readin the flight logs of the last flight 514
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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organization
2198
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:58:00 -
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*breaks out of the cage and proceeds to sneak into the passenger area stealing everyone's peanuts* |
Jin Robot
Polar Gooks
392
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:02:00 -
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Hey everybody, he fell for it and ate the poisoned peanuts, told you he would. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1407
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:03:00 -
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*follows maken tosch out* speak to me maken, you can't die yet, their are redberries to be pierced.
*goes for his nano injector*
crap i left it in the cage, hang on man i'll be right back. |
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