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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:22:00 -
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Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:29:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:gbghg wrote:Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room. Flight 514 airlines would like to remind you that it is a pink enclosure, the cages are reserved for Minmatars. 
Yeah I know. Could we at least have some peanuts down here? It's not like I can get to the buffet cart. And who put cat merc into the bunnies enclosure? He was crying at first but he seems to be enjoying it now. |
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:40:00 -
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Please! Will someone start the film already? I need to block outthe sounds coming from the bunnies enclosure. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:47:00 -
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oh yes, stab the pilot why don't you maken? now the flight and the movie are delayed, its not like some people have to hear some horrible things down here in the cargo hold. |
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Posted - 2013.05.05 21:56:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:gbghg wrote:oh yes, stab the pilot why don't you maken? now the flight and the movie are delayed, its not like some people have to hear some horrible things down here in the cargo hold. Big woop. So we wait an extra 10 seconds for him to respawn.
10 seconds that'll scar me forever and to keep my mind off whats happening to cat merc, i'm readin the flight logs of the last flight 514
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:03:00 -
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*follows maken tosch out* speak to me maken, you can't die yet, their are redberries to be pierced.
*goes for his nano injector*
crap i left it in the cage, hang on man i'll be right back. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:11:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:gbghg wrote:*follows maken tosch out* speak to me maken, you can't die yet, their are redberries to be pierced.
*goes for his nano injector*
crap i left it in the cage, hang on man i'll be right back. *cough* IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR STABBING YOU SO MANY TIMES BEFORE???
*runs back in*
i got you man
*stabs maken tosch with a nano injector*
whoops, didn't mean to get your crotch sorry, and consider us even. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:32:00 -
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thanks for that simmons, now to go find some peanuts of the nonpoisonous variety... |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:39:00 -
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Hmmmmmmm Bacon... and beer and popcorn sounds good, is there free beers around? i'm a bit low on isk right now. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:57:00 -
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okay, who caused that rush for the amarr ship? those idiots who went charging off jostled me and made me drop my peanuts, someones going to pay *cracks knuckles* |
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:02:00 -
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MAKEN!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR MAKING ME SPILL THOSE PEANUTS!!!
*goes hunting* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:20:00 -
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thanks des, and how many times do i have to say it. I'm a logi/pilot not a fatty, the pic is a mistake, i got drunk right before my enlistment photo was taken and i put on the wrong suit of armour, don't ask me how i managed it, but i did *sniff**sniff* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:29:00 -
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MAAAAKEEEEN! I've found you...
*starts walking forwards slowly* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:39:00 -
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While i wasn't present for the first flight, i read the flight log that was salvaged from the wreckage, its sounded like great fun, who's up for repeating it? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:50:00 -
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Alldin Kan wrote:Ok guys, this is not funny. Which one of you took my limited edition Balac's SMG? Maken Tosh I swear if it was you I will go over there and trash your corp room. 
Hands off maken, I still need to beat him up. now, who's up for a drinking contest? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:18:00 -
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GUUUYYYYYSSS! WHY ISSSS NOOOO OOONNNNEEE ELSE *hiccup* DRINKING? IT'SSS BOOORIING BY MY SELF*hiccup* I FEEL QUEASY, WHERE'SSSS THE BATHROOM? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:50:00 -
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ugh, i'm never drinking nanites again, those things do nasty stuff to your stomach, now then i see the pilot seat is unoccupied, time to practice my flying ski- ooohhh, is that an autopilot function *flips on* "ANNOUNCEMENT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT. REPEAT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT." O_O oh shi- |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:58:00 -
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To strangle me, you must first catch me. *runs away and uses the nearest scout (maken tosch) as a human shield* |
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Posted - 2013.05.06 01:26:00 -
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*insert explosion noises here*
*gets up as dust clears*
well that was a bit close, if it wasn't for maken that shrapnel would have hit me. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 01:34:00 -
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oh **** *dives down maintenance shaft*
* disappears amid the ships insides*
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 01:48:00 -
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*falls out maintenence shaft in the cieling*
i'm a logi, not a heavy, i explained that already. oh crap, he's almost caught up with me
*dives into another shaft*
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 02:12:00 -
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*sticks head out of ceiling vent**gasping for breath*sorry, i never trained my stamina skills, give me a minute to catch my breath *falls out of vent and crashes to the floor* the stars look so pretty... |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 02:23:00 -
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*concussed* some sabotage was necessary like removing the drunk pigeon from the magic box of flashing lights. and while you might be trying to sleep, others are going at each other like bunnies at a cat, OH GOD, WHAT HORRIFIC MEMORIES, SOMEBODY STOP THEM PLEASE!!!!! *rolling around on the floor* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 02:29:00 -
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so sleepy, where's my maintenance shaft? *starts crawling towards the nearest one* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 02:53:00 -
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wut scanner? i don't have no scanner, let me sleep in piece *crawls back into shaft, curls up and falls asleep* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 03:11:00 -
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* gbghg snores* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:31:00 -
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*tumbles out of vent in the ceiling* Ow first of all someone traps me in an air vent with an RE then everything went upside down far minute, how am I supposed to sleep in these conditions? Well I'm awake now *goes toward an abandoned dropship in the infantry deployment section* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:55:00 -
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*sits down in pilot seat* ah these seats are gloriously comfortable, keeps you awake when flying.* Activates thrusters and lifts off the deck* that party sounds like it could use some livelying up *rotates dropship in the direction of the doors* this should be fun *activates afterburners* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:14:00 -
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As I fly forwards at ridiculous speed, amazed that the collision damage didn't total me as soon as I hit that first door (hey, maybe we're getting close to arriving) I see someone step out into the hall, if the poor idiot doesn't move now in about 4 seconds he's going to go splat. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:38:00 -
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As I fly down the hall I see my doom approaching. A group of heavies, drunk to a bunny stumble out of a door and block the hallway. Remembering how painful hitting one with an LAV is, I realise that hitting so many of them, at this speed could be lethal. I bail out landing on a naked flight attendant, with a nanite injector in one hand and a glazed look in her eyes. I look up to see the dropship, now uncontrolled plow through the heavies before exploding, filling the corridor with smoke.
I get off the flight attendant and wander off into the smoke looking for more peanuts. |
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:13:00 -
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My eyes!! Things look different, maybe I'm still concussed? Did that download have a virus in it? I'm seeing stars again!! |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:44:00 -
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*grabs alldin's nano injector, and injects the Nanites into legen*
*looks at leftover nanites*
Waitaminute why are they green? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 13:18:00 -
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*looks up at Ner'Zul* hey man, how you doing? you missed a hell of a party. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 13:49:00 -
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*looks down at twitching legen*
sure, my fellow minmatar have a party going on somewhere, and our pilot is incommunicado, lets go find my countrymen, and watch out for the debris, there was an.... accident. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:09:00 -
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maybe, man maybe. but i don't know if i'll have enough sp to get any suits, might end up flying a dropship in my underwear. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:16:00 -
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****! WE GOTTA BLUEBERRY IN HERE!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! QUICKLY BEFORE IT GETS TO THE PILOT SEAT!!! |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:41:00 -
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Hey guys, are we there yet? we ran out of peanuts and booze awhile ago. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:48:00 -
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*gbghg access PA system, max's the volume, and put this track on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ* |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:57:00 -
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Cyrius, i think your wallet was in the cargo bay... |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:03:00 -
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Guys, I think the MCC just warped backwards somehow. ETA is another hour yet. |
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:18:00 -
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Me, find any peanuts? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:31:00 -
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hi hunter, how you doing? and don't let him go to the bunnies enclosure, its a... well lets just say its... messy. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:47:00 -
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No! after what you did to cat merc we're not taking any risks. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:56:00 -
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uh guys? are you sure the pilot isn't going to mess up again, i'm dying due to lack of peanuts again, and someone did something to all the nanite injectors. I just saw a scout explode after using one. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:59:00 -
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*whistles* they told me i couldn't do it, HAHAHAHA THE FOOLS!!!! |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:03:00 -
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*coughs* I was trying to when you hit me *swallow* argh that hurt my throat. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:08:00 -
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Hey, if the bunnies hadn't taken up so much space they would have fit just fine, and that explosion in the hallway probably didn't help much either... |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:51:00 -
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guys these shakes are really bad, don't think i'll be in a state to fight for a couple more hours. still, we have to do this again, brings a whole new meaning to traveling in style.
OMG i just realised, that due to science, we can cure our hangovers by killing ourselves, i'll never have another hangover. |
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