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Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 782	Posted - 2013.05.05 20:53:00 - [1] - Quote This is your Captain Kira Lannister speaking, and welcome aboard Flight 514. We will be taking off from Chromosome to Uprising. Arrival is scheduled at DT. We will be travelling to the Molden Heath Region, this area is Minmitar Sovereignty and has a security status of 0.35961861315789. Space weather is looking a bit..bumpy there have been reports of several solar storms surrounding the area. Be advised to use caution while traveling when you reach your destination as there has been several talks of war between the Imperfects Corporation and Dust University/Bojos. Fly at your own risk. My pilot license has been recently reinstated by the FAA (Federal Aeronautic Administration). Our previous Flight 514 had received numerous code violations. It ranged from suicide in public places, to acts I can not bring myself to say out loud. We would like to remind you that there are no emergency doors because, well you all are immortals. New Edens regulations mandate that all clones must not engage in any conflict during transition, we ask you to leave all weapons/explosives/nova knives in the compartments above your seats. Please keep be aware due to space restrictions we do have Minmitar on board, but be assured they have gone through a thorough cavity search by concord once again. They are currently being stored in the cargo area of the MCC, so rest well. In addition to the Minmitar, new regulations require any corporation/mercenary with any type of animal in their name is also required to be stored in the cargo area. Corportations/Members included but not limited to this rule are as following. Onward Defrosted Tuna Team/Icy Tiger Pink Fluffy Bunnies (Neon Pink Enclosures have been provided) The Lions Guard War Ravens Bloodwolves Battalion CPM Ironwolf Saber All carry on modules most be stored on your dropsuits, please do not open your neocom during the flight for it may cause inflight disturbances. We will have the following inflight movies: Starship Troopers Soul Plane Air Force One Con Air Snakes on a Plane Top Gun *Netflix is available to subscribers* All scrub players please do not enter the Proto-class section of your MCC. Enjoy your flight and see you all on the other side. *Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.*
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 791	Posted - 2013.05.05 21:24:00 - [2] - Quote gbghg wrote: Stupid flight crew, wouldn't let me bring My dropships with me, apparently the bunnies pink palace (it's really a massive pink cage shhhh! They don't know yet) took up all the spare room. Flight 514 airlines would like to remind you that it is a pink enclosure, the cages are reserved for Minmatars.
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 815	Posted - 2013.05.06 00:26:00 - [3] - Quote Captain Lannister was sitting looking pimp in his Vk.1 Protosuit. He was trying to read the skill book for MCC Operations. He realized that he was only authorized to pilot Militia Level Dropships. GÇ£How hard can it beGÇªGÇ¥ He threw the manual to the side. He was receiving the usual complaints from the flight deck. Where are my peanuts, my seat is too cramped, the lavatory is on fire. The female A.I. system announced in her monotone ***** whine voice, GÇ£Danger Mercenaries engaged in forced Sexual Intercourse in the Cargo Area! Danger!GÇ¥ He muted the A.I. system, and opened one of the mini liquor bottles that he vowed to stay away from. GÇ£Just to take the edge off.GÇ¥ He drank it down, and went to reach for another. Then suddenly, he felt a blazing pain in his shoulder, he went to grab at the pain. He pulled out the object, it was a nova knifeGÇªGÇ¥GÇ¥WhyGÇªGÇ¥ He coughed up blood. Everything became blurry.
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 826	Posted - 2013.05.06 07:12:00 - [4] - Quote I awoke and found myself not in the same suit I was in. The smell of rust and glue flooded my sense. I looked at my hand, and I realized I had respawned. The captain found himself stumbling to his feet. He looked around in horror, he realized he was in the cargobay, something must have malfunctioned. He spawned into the body of a minmatar and he was locked in a cage. He looked around in horror, their was dubstep blasting in the back ground. The pink fluffies were loose. He had seen the used corpses of many clones laying around, and pink clone goo splattered all across the ground. He found his way to a nearby airduct, before any of the wild inhabitants caught sight of him. He turned on the logistical scanning detective mode. He had a blue print lay out of the MCC. He made his way through the airducts back to the captains chair. He smelled a distinct odor. Vodka, cheap vodka. There it was, a drunk RDV pilot. Captain Lannister picked up the nova knife that laid next to the Vk.1 corpse. He turned it on, the light glow of the blade appeared. He walked up to the pilot and slit his throat while screaming GÇ£THATGÇÖS FOR ALL THE LAVSGÇ¥ The same moment he did that, it caused the drunk pilot to jerk the controls. MCC DID A BARREL ROLL!
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 839	Posted - 2013.05.06 15:39:00 - [5] - Quote wakes up next to two black eagle scout ladies MASSIVE HANG OVER "I'm in a gallante gk.0....I'm supposed to be an Amarr..." The captain rolled them off his arm and stood up trying to catch himself as he stood. "Looks like I did it...Guess they aren't so hard to fly...We landed." He went up to the MCC door release. The annoying whine of the A.I. came on...."Please return to your seat. 16:00 The hatch will release. Please ret-" Kira unholstered his pistol and shot the nearby speaker silencing her irritating voice.
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 839	Posted - 2013.05.06 15:48:00 - [6] - Quote Radar R4D-47 wrote: Bangs ON cage Let Us Bunnies Out We Promise We Had Our Shots. Bangs cage with carrot You did unspeakable things to catmerc!
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 839	Posted - 2013.05.06 15:49:00 - [7] - Quote A.I System. "T-11 minutes till MCC hatch release"
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 843	Posted - 2013.05.06 16:23:00 - [8] - Quote I think the AI system wants to keep us...she keeps deylaing... GET THE NOVA CHAINSAWS!
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 844	Posted - 2013.05.06 16:34:00 - [9] - Quote ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD! :D pops champagne
Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 845	Posted - 2013.05.06 16:50:00 - [10] - Quote o7

Kira Lannister Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 845	Posted - 2013.05.06 17:09:00 - [11] - Quote That's what those black eagles honey said last night when I whipped it out. They were like I never seen snakes on a plane! >:D

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