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Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:00:00 -
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Juana Killemall wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:actually here *Hands you a datapad* that contains all the nessecary codes to re-wire the sound speakers in the MCC  i'd do it myself but i am the bartender/referee for the Tribal festival i hope eveyone shares my love for classical roots dub and ska from our glorious motherland p.s. viva la revolution viva la minmatar uprising 
Dub? most likely.
Ska? Forgive me but WTH is that? O.o
just play Dub please, im not to confident on your other favorite ^-^u |
des polo
The Lions Guard
31
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:14:00 -
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*Wakes up from nice cousy sleep to see the mcc in chaos*
'What the hell happened while i was asleep and more specifically why are all the Minmatar back on board i thought i tricked most of them to go after that Amarr ship' |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
603
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:18:00 -
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I watch in amazement as hundreds of Minmatar slaves pour out of my little Myron dropship and swarm onto the MCC, chattering excitedly about vodka and peanuts, which I know because those are the only two words I know in their language.
So this is why the ship was so heavy. Wasn't the heavies after all. |
Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
84
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:18:00 -
[154] - Quote
des polo wrote:*Wakes up from nice cousy sleep to see the mcc in chaos*
'What the hell happened while i was asleep and more specifically why are all the Minmatar back on board i thought i tricked most of them to go after that Amarr ship'
and miss out on the exotic dancers and all the minmatar heavy booze and of the special chest wounds? and the bacon?
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Mycor IX
Planetary Response Organization
9
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:25:00 -
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A combination of Makens stolen peanuts, 3 inflight cocktails which i'm sure some of you spit in, the nanite jab i received returning from my failed attempt to use the lavatory, the semi/**** violation waiting in line. . . I have **** in my dropsuit. . . again. I'm taking the last of my Xanax if another explosion goes off and i wake in a new clone without Xanax i will be upset. I'm pretty sure the Miniies are sodomising the bunnies back there. Where the F are the striipers this time.
I requested Millenium as an inflight movie in which i will now quote a robot who quotes winston churchill from that epic film.
" It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning."
but of course snakes on a ******* plane. I think i soiled my suit again.
oh and patch should be up at 11 gmt but the xanax is kicking in and i'll prob pass out before then. thanks alot guys.
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=72160&find=unread |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1420
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:31:00 -
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*tumbles out of vent in the ceiling* Ow first of all someone traps me in an air vent with an RE then everything went upside down far minute, how am I supposed to sleep in these conditions? Well I'm awake now *goes toward an abandoned dropship in the infantry deployment section* |
Juana Killemall
Tech Guard
General Tso's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:31:00 -
[157] - Quote
Hunter Junko wrote:Juana Killemall wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:actually here *Hands you a datapad* that contains all the nessecary codes to re-wire the sound speakers in the MCC i'd do it myself but i am the bartender/referee for the Tribal festival i hope eveyone shares my love for classical roots dub and ska from our glorious motherland p.s. viva la revolution viva la minmatar uprising Dub? most likely. Ska? Forgive me but WTH is that? O.o just play Dub please, im not to confident on your other favorite ^-^u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdXJiKsQrI |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
603
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:45:00 -
[158] - Quote
Walk past gbghg not knowing he's going towards my dropship. Open a closet and see a naked flight attendant preparing herself for the Minmatarian dancing. I grin.
"This is definitely where I parked my dropship."
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Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
85
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:51:00 -
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*See's Vyzion opening the womens Dressing room from across the cargo bay.*
-whispers-
oh, boy, this isnt gonna end well.
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1420
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Posted - 2013.05.06 10:55:00 -
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*sits down in pilot seat* ah these seats are gloriously comfortable, keeps you awake when flying.* Activates thrusters and lifts off the deck* that party sounds like it could use some livelying up *rotates dropship in the direction of the doors* this should be fun *activates afterburners* |
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Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
604
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:05:00 -
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The naked flight attendant starts rumbling underneath me. That's it? I was disappointed. But she was still moaning, so I frowned. A roaring sound registered in my ears. It reminded me of my- oh hell no. I left my keys in the ignition.
"Sorry, honey. It's time to kick arse and save the day, and your butt doesn't seem like it can take much more kickin'." And with that tactless comment, I zip up my dropsuit zipper and open the door. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1421
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:14:00 -
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As I fly forwards at ridiculous speed, amazed that the collision damage didn't total me as soon as I hit that first door (hey, maybe we're getting close to arriving) I see someone step out into the hall, if the poor idiot doesn't move now in about 4 seconds he's going to go splat. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
604
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:21:00 -
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I see the dropship plowing through the hallway, tearing up the interior of the MCC and taking almost no damage to its shields according to my HUD (did it upgrade? are we there yet?), and for a millisecond I allowed myself a moment to look proudly at how little collision damage it was taking before diving back on top of the flight attendant.
"Sorry honey, it seems-" my sentence was cut off by a slap.
"I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MY CLIMAX AND YOU RUINED IT!"
I just blinked. Then I gave her my nanite injector.
"If you finish off by injecting yourself the rush knock your socks off... if you had any on." And with that and a jaunting wink, I walked out carefully, ensuring no afterburning dropships would attempt to knock my own very comfortable warm socks off. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1421
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:38:00 -
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As I fly down the hall I see my doom approaching. A group of heavies, drunk to a bunny stumble out of a door and block the hallway. Remembering how painful hitting one with an LAV is, I realise that hitting so many of them, at this speed could be lethal. I bail out landing on a naked flight attendant, with a nanite injector in one hand and a glazed look in her eyes. I look up to see the dropship, now uncontrolled plow through the heavies before exploding, filling the corridor with smoke.
I get off the flight attendant and wander off into the smoke looking for more peanuts. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
605
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Posted - 2013.05.06 11:56:00 -
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Amidst the chaos, watching Snakes on a Plane, I notice the MCC stops.
"Sorry about the inconvenience, ladies and gentlemen, but it seems we're awaiting confirmation from DEV-3-13P0-R5 to be granted access into UPR1-51N6. Please stay seated and enjoy the flight." |
steadyhand amarr
The Red Apple
465
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:03:00 -
[166] - Quote
did anyone else just get the firmware upgrade for our implants looks out his door. *blinks a few times* slowly goes back into his room |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
159
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:08:00 -
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Vyzion Eyri wrote:Amidst the chaos, watching Snakes on a Plane, I notice the MCC stops.
"Sorry about the inconvenience, ladies and gentlemen, but it seems we're awaiting confirmation from DEV-3-13P0-R5 to be granted access into UPR1-51N6. Please stay seated and enjoy the flight."
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
I ate my scrambler pistol to GTFO of the transport (sorry, I couldn't the the movie being interrupted anymore) and now I'm there but they won't let me out of the CRU room.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!??!
The walls are filled with vending machines and advertisements! I must obey! I really could use a Quafe, WHY DID YOU SPAWN ME NAKED?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? I NEED CHANGE!!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHANGE!!!! MUST. HAVE. QUAFE!!!!!!! |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1422
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:13:00 -
[168] - Quote
My eyes!! Things look different, maybe I'm still concussed? Did that download have a virus in it? I'm seeing stars again!! |
Alldin Kan
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
189
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:27:00 -
[169] - Quote
Day 2 - I have still not found my rare Balac's SMG, many passengers died upon refusal to cooperate. Simboto and a few others are still unaware of the true effects of my nanite injector. |
des polo
The Lions Guard
31
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:31:00 -
[170] - Quote
*Walks over the naked flight attendant then looks out the window*
'Ah guys why is there a fleet of Amarr titans surrounding us?'
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Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:33:00 -
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*Wakes up with throbbing head*
"Can't believe the MCC did a kittening barrel roll. Either this pilot is really good or really crazy"
*Looks at marquee*
"Whew... at this this kitten storm of a trip is almost over. Why does my leg hurt.....?"
*Sees Nova Knife lodged in thigh"
"WTF MAKEN! I left you alone this whole time! WHY?!?!?!"
*Starts passing out from blood loss.....* |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1422
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:44:00 -
[172] - Quote
*grabs alldin's nano injector, and injects the Nanites into legen*
*looks at leftover nanites*
Waitaminute why are they green? |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 12:54:00 -
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No one notices a small Gallentean Imicus dashing through the fleet of Avatars towards the infamous MCC. The frigate levels itself with the transport so that bay doors of both ships are aligned and connected. With the sound of hissing airlock, the doors open, and out steps a merc in Minmatar Logistics suit. He lifts his hand up and presses a button on his helmet. "Hey, Fallax... Thanks again for giving me a ride. I surely wouldn't make it waiting for the tram system to be fixed."
He hears Fallax reply over his comms. "Any time, little brother."
"Shut up," Ner'Zul chuckles. "The fact that you fly ships while I stab people with a needle doesn't mean anything."
The doors of the MCC close, and Imicus detaches itself. Ner'Zul observes the business class that he stepped into amidst the chaos. Is it just like the last time? I should've asked Fal to fly me all the way to Molden Heath. He notices Sortana rushing somewhere and friendly slaps him on the shoulder. "Hey, Sortana! You're still working with the these airlines? Hope passengers here don't give you as much trouble as those Vermaak twins that we had to fight against, eh? Now, where do I pay my fee?" |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1423
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Posted - 2013.05.06 13:18:00 -
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*looks up at Ner'Zul* hey man, how you doing? you missed a hell of a party. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 13:42:00 -
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"Hey, GB! Yeah, I'm doing fine, thank you very much. Always good to see a fellow Logi, I must admit. And judging from last flight, I'm not all too regretful that I missed much." Ner'Zul looks around and notices several people consuming nanites through their injectors. "Hey, I see you adapted the fashion I introduced on that flight to Chromosome? One second."
Ner'Zul brought a data pad from his suit and keyed a quick message: Everything went according to the plan. Many already received a nanite addiction. Soon they will be ready for the boosters.
He calmly hid the data pad and addressed gbghg, "So, can you show me the way to where all fun is happening right now?" |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1423
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Posted - 2013.05.06 13:49:00 -
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*looks down at twitching legen*
sure, my fellow minmatar have a party going on somewhere, and our pilot is incommunicado, lets go find my countrymen, and watch out for the debris, there was an.... accident. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 13:58:00 -
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//End storytelling mode. Initiate conversation mode\\
Pff, MCC pilots were never reliable, that's for sure. As for the accident, I hope there are no Heavies running around ripping everyone's heads off. But let's party!
*starts walking towards the cargo bay, but remembers something and whispers to gbghg*
Listen, I want to confess something... Um, I heard that, in Molden Heath, we Logis will be given a choice of all four racial dropsuits! So, um... Do you think they'll sell an Amarr Logistics dropsuit to a Minmatar? I mean, I don't really depend on duct tape that much. |
steadyhand amarr
The Red Apple
467
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:02:00 -
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guys guys look i can see the planet |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:04:00 -
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*looks in the window*
Hey, it's actually the one different from the planet we used to see next to the war barge all the time! |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:09:00 -
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Guys... I feel funny. Are you sure those nanite injectors weren't laced with something??? I feel like I'm forgetting how to do everything. Which way does the AR point again?
OH GOD! I'M GOING BLUEBERRY STATUS!!!!!!! |
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