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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1423
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:09:00 -
[181] - Quote
maybe, man maybe. but i don't know if i'll have enough sp to get any suits, might end up flying a dropship in my underwear. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1423
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:16:00 -
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****! WE GOTTA BLUEBERRY IN HERE!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! QUICKLY BEFORE IT GETS TO THE PILOT SEAT!!! |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:30:00 -
[183] - Quote
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! An RDV! Lemme go fly it real quick... |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
60
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:30:00 -
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Finally made it to the cargo bay with only a 89% attrition rate on my group of strippers, not too bad, nodding to myself.
Taps a random Minmatar blueberry on the shoulder "Hey buddy where's the whiskey?" Blueberry turns round and says something in his native tongue... sounds derogatory.... he then points to a pile of empty bottles of whisky "kitten....." I say to myself.
He then hands me a bottle of Minmatar brewed Vodka and smiles, I smash it into his face and tear his head off.
I stomp over to the spare fuel cells and crack the seal on the stabilising fluid container, 'GLUG GLUG GLUG!!!!'
"THAT"S MARE LIKE IT!!! FCKIN MON THEN YE BESERDS!!!!"
And thus the battle for business class spread into the cargo hold due to an ever enraged drunken Scotsman. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:33:00 -
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What?? Blueberry? Wait guys, no need to take out your injectors, he'll bleed out before you'll say 'triage'. |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:41:00 -
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Alright guys, just heard from the Devs that I can start unloading all your vehicles, suits, weapons, and equipment unto the ground so that we're ready to start charging into Molden Heath with Protosuits and all! I'm taking the RDV to the War Barge where this is all stored and will SAFELY land at Gate 8675309. Please note that all of you had to put down ISK for insurance purpose so should anything happen to your stuff, you will be reimbursed.
Now... which is the lever for the landing gear...? |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1423
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:41:00 -
[187] - Quote
Hey guys, are we there yet? we ran out of peanuts and booze awhile ago. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1426
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:48:00 -
[188] - Quote
*gbghg access PA system, max's the volume, and put this track on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ* |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:52:00 -
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I hear we'll be arriving in ten minutes or so. Meanwhile, help yourself to some Minmatar homemade apple turnovers! |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:52:00 -
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ummm guys??? I just pulled a lever that I thought was landing gear. The AI came over comms and said "Cargo Bay door opening". I closed it as fast I as could, but I may have lost some people's stuff. Have no fear! The devs said they would pay you back. Hopefully there will be no more hiccups...
No judging by the landing procedures I should have read earlier, I was supposed to start my decent about 20 minutes ago. I don't think that'll be a problem though. Still can't find the landing gear lever... But I did find the Quafe dispenser! |
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Cyrius Li-Moody
The Vanguardians
Orion Empire
66
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:55:00 -
[191] - Quote
*radios in*
Guys, don't forget my wallet.
*thumps mic*
Is this thing even working? I'm lost, scared, and most importantly hungry. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:56:00 -
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That's why I'm glad all my stuff was bought from me by CCP Alliance, so that I wouldn't lose any.
*takes off his helmet and leans close to one of the pipes protruding from the walls* Is the dispenser on yet? |
steadyhand amarr
The Red Apple
468
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:56:00 -
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repeats ETA 10 mintues. looks out the window. HAY THAT'S MAY STUFF |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1426
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:57:00 -
[194] - Quote
Cyrius, i think your wallet was in the cargo bay... |
First Prophet
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
67
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:58:00 -
[195] - Quote
EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN, I'M TRYNA PLAY MAH BANJO OVER HERE. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:59:00 -
[196] - Quote
*glances at the planet MCC is flying towards* Hey, I think I see 13 people down there! |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:59:00 -
[197] - Quote
gbghg wrote:Cyrius, i think your wallet was in the cargo bay...
Wait, that was someone's wallet? I just wanted to take it for myself... |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:01:00 -
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*Walks in and sits next to gbghg and Ner'Zul*
Well... things did go as expected. Um, I blew up the warbarge upon landing because I spilled Quafe all over the controls and nothing would respond. On the bright side, I did finally find the landing lever. Don't know how I missed it. It was right next to a neon flashing sign that said "Landing Gear". Even better news, I'm still alive (gotta love being immortal), you're rich from the insurance claim, and we can all hang out together, right?
....guys??? |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1426
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:03:00 -
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Guys, I think the MCC just warped backwards somehow. ETA is another hour yet. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:03:00 -
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*sighs and pats Legen on the back* You accidentally pressed the 'Orbit' lever... Now we'll have to wait for an hour more until our MCC makes one revolution and comes back to the landing zone. |
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Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:05:00 -
[201] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*sighs and pats Legen on the back* You accidentally pressed the 'Orbit' lever... Now we'll have to wait for an hour more until our MCC makes one revolution and comes back to the landing zone.
I thought it would give me some gum! My breath is horrible from cryosleep |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:08:00 -
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That's fine, it's not your fault that this MCC requires 'MCC Piloting' at level IV, whole you have it just at level 0. Did you at least find the Quafe dispenser activator? |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:10:00 -
[203] - Quote
Yea, I'll go make a run. Who wants some? |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1426
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:18:00 -
[204] - Quote
Me, find any peanuts? |
Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
86
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:21:00 -
[205] - Quote
*Watches snagman pulverize a minmatar drunk into biomass*
god damn he must love his whiskey
*looks to gbg, legen, and nerZul*
yo, whats happening! |
Legen-Wait for It-Dairy
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
8
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:22:00 -
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*Comes back with Snack cart*
Here you guys go! Apparently Kira Lannister had a whole horde of snacks in the pilot's area.... Haven't seen Kira around though...
Anyways, what's good Hunter? |
Tiberion Deci
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
94
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:24:00 -
[207] - Quote
Kira Lannister wrote:***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***
Its not my fault I'm fat :(
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Hunter Junko
Bojo's School of the Trades
86
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:25:00 -
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ahh nothing much, the festival went well as planned, other than a few incidents with one of the dancers
* shrugs and picks up a watermelon-flavored quafe drink.*
btw i saw Kira moving from crowd to crowd, mumbling something about pink bunnies |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
1426
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:31:00 -
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hi hunter, how you doing? and don't let him go to the bunnies enclosure, its a... well lets just say its... messy. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Seraphim Auxiliaries
CRONOS.
204
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Posted - 2013.05.06 15:35:00 -
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Hey Hunter! I hope my fellow countrymen didn't make a mess in the cargo bay, eh? *Takes a blueberry-flavored Quafe drink* So, anyone up for the Minmatar apple turnovers? |
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