Has the MCC even taken off yet?

Yes, but they put the RD in control if it while the crew got drunk. Haven't seen it since.

rd was......er dispatched

the things we do for minny

*Goes off into the cargo bay and begins calling in the minny's together, an hour later sends a message to everyone's holopad*

Attention all fellow immortals
HunterJunko's 2nd Minmatar tribal festival will now begin shortly, please make your way to the designated location as said by the holopad. We have our fine selection of international-class exotic dancers, popular music from the four empires by our grittiest DJ's and the ever notorious main event will begin shorty after the festival has taken place, so come on over, place your bets, grab some booze and enjoy the flight! :D

With all this going on outside, I think I am just gonna afk in the lavatory until the flight ends....

Hope you all have the complex in-suit bathroom module installed...
>:-D

I see we got a new inductee for the million mile hi club!

Don't mind Maken Fat's scat, it about to get regretful in here!

XANDERBEE show this merc how things go down in the 514...

* Grabs the merc by the throat and pulls him into the lavatory and quickly locks it, followed by thumps screaming and animal noises

Did you **** him

Finishes murderizing all the Newberrys trying to get into business class, notices something shiny on one of their bodies.

Picks up a hacked Nanohive..... Snagman not too sure how to use this..... throws on ground....

Starts spawning in Strippers!!!!!

"Strippers in Business class guys!!!"

Now wheres my bottle of whiskey and who's neck pillow is this!!!

whiskey bottles are in cargo hold 12A where the tribal festival is currently taking place :D feel free to join in

now seems as good a time as any to discharge my vast stockpile of wrey 'n' nephew and Tres Generaciones bottles


......now to start setting up the soundsystem

I awoke and found myself not in the same suit I was in. The smell of rust and glue flooded my sense. I looked at my hand, and I realized I had respawned. The captain found himself stumbling to his feet. He looked around in horror, he realized he was in the cargobay, something must have malfunctioned. He spawned into the body of a minmatar and he was locked in a cage. He looked around in horror, their was dubstep blasting in the back ground. The pink fluffies were loose. He had seen the used corpses of many clones laying around, and pink clone goo splattered all across the ground.

He found his way to a nearby airduct, before any of the wild inhabitants caught sight of him. He turned on the logistical scanning detective mode. He had a blue print lay out of the MCC. He made his way through the airducts back to the captains chair. He smelled a distinct odor. Vodka, cheap vodka. There it was, a drunk RDV pilot.
Captain Lannister picked up the nova knife that laid next to the Vk.1 corpse. He turned it on, the light glow of the blade appeared. He walked up to the pilot and slit his throat while screaming GÇ£THATGÇÖS FOR ALL THE LAVSGÇ¥ The same moment he did that, it caused the drunk pilot to jerk the controls.

*MCC DID A BARREL ROLL!*

*MCC DID A BARREL ROLL!*

actually here

*Hands you a datapad* that contains all the nessecary codes to re-wire the sound speakers in the MCC
i'd do it myself but i am the bartender/referee for the Tribal festival