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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1409
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:20:00 -
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thanks des, and how many times do i have to say it. I'm a logi/pilot not a fatty, the pic is a mistake, i got drunk right before my enlistment photo was taken and i put on the wrong suit of armour, don't ask me how i managed it, but i did *sniff**sniff* |

Icy Xenosmilus
Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic
51
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:22:00 -
[62] - Quote
Seems we're hitting some turbulence.... |

Cyrius Li-Moody
The Vanguardians Orion Empire
50
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:23:00 -
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Icy Xenosmilus wrote:Seems we're hitting some turbulence....
I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT MY SEAT BELT
*throws up in helmet*
*drowns* |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1409
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:29:00 -
[64] - Quote
MAAAAKEEEEN! I've found you... *starts walking forwards slowly* |

Draconis Ulfhednar
BetaMax. CRONOS.
15
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:29:00 -
[65] - Quote
This flight sucks. Last time we had Quafe and strippers. Where are my exotic dancers? At least bring me some lovely lady scouts.  |

Frodaris Sortana 2100058545
DUST University Ivy League
47
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:30:00 -
[66] - Quote
This is your flight attendant Frodaris speaking, please note that sabotage of this ship will not be tolerated. I believe some of you know what happened when someone tried to sabotage the first flight. For those of you who don't know, lets just say it involved a maniac, a sealed cargo container, and some particularly violent Minmatar brawlers...
Thank you and have safe, and enjoyable flight.
(You thought you'd be rid of me, didn't you? :D) |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1409
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:39:00 -
[67] - Quote
While i wasn't present for the first flight, i read the flight log that was salvaged from the wreckage, its sounded like great fun, who's up for repeating it? |

Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Interstellar Murder of Crows
155
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:41:00 -
[68] - Quote
Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:Icy Xenosmilus wrote:Seems we're hitting some turbulence.... I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT MY SEAT BELT *throws up in helmet* *drowns*
On the upside, he'll wake up in a CRU already there, probably a lot less stressful for him now. |

Cyrius Li-Moody
The Vanguardians Orion Empire
51
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:42:00 -
[69] - Quote
Alaika Arbosa wrote:Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:Icy Xenosmilus wrote:Seems we're hitting some turbulence.... I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT MY SEAT BELT *throws up in helmet* *drowns* On the upside, he'll wake up in a CRU already there, probably a lot less stressful for him now.
*over coms*
Guys, I'm lonely. |

Kovak Therim
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
231
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:42:00 -
[70] - Quote
What?! You're charging me how much??!!!!! This is bull! This whole spaceline is biased against heavies! Nerf the overweight fines! |
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Alldin Kan
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
188
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:49:00 -
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Ok guys, this is not funny. Which one of you took my limited edition Balac's SMG? Maken Tosh I swear if it was you I will go over there and trash your corp room.  |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1410
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:50:00 -
[72] - Quote
Alldin Kan wrote:Ok guys, this is not funny. Which one of you took my limited edition Balac's SMG? Maken Tosh I swear if it was you I will go over there and trash your corp room.  Hands off maken, I still need to beat him up. now, who's up for a drinking contest? |

steadyhand amarr
The Red Apple
464
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:58:00 -
[73] - Quote
looks at the chaos......*this is why we cant have nice things*....btw who keeps writing 514 all over the bogs its getting creepy |

Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organization
2201
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Posted - 2013.05.05 23:58:00 -
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XANDERBEE wrote:Belzeebub Santana wrote:I'll be where I was during the last crazy flight took place, the lavatory, renewing my 1mill hi club membership with my alt. He's talking bout me! *locks lavatory door in proto class
Good thing I still remember my hack.
*pressing a few buttons on his wrist Neocom*
Hey Xanderbee, how do you like what's in the toilet? |

Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organization
2201
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:01:00 -
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des polo wrote:*Takes out pistol and shots Maken twice in both legs*
AAAAAHHHHHH MY LEEGS!!!!! |

Musta Tornius
BetaMax. CRONOS.
311
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:05:00 -
[76] - Quote
*Sits down in his seat and opens up page 1 on Forge Gun Proficiency skill book* *mumbles something about silly dropships* |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1413
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:18:00 -
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GUUUYYYYYSSS! WHY ISSSS NOOOO OOONNNNEEE ELSE *hiccup* DRINKING? IT'SSS BOOORIING BY MY SELF*hiccup* I FEEL QUEASY, WHERE'SSSS THE BATHROOM? |

Cyrius Li-Moody
The Vanguardians Orion Empire
53
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:26:00 -
[78] - Quote
*radios in*
If anyone see's my body can you bring me my wallet? There's a vending machine here and I don't have any--
*explosions heard*
OH GOD MY LEGS |

Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
815
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:26:00 -
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Captain Lannister was sitting looking pimp in his Vk.1 Protosuit. He was trying to read the skill book for MCC Operations. He realized that he was only authorized to pilot Militia Level Dropships. GǣHow hard can it beGǪGǥ He threw the manual to the side. He was receiving the usual complaints from the flight deck. Where are my peanuts, my seat is too cramped, the lavatory is on fire.
The female A.I. system announced in her monotone ***** whine voice, GÇ£Danger Mercenaries engaged in forced Sexual Intercourse in the Cargo Area! Danger!GÇ¥
He muted the A.I. system, and opened one of the mini liquor bottles that he vowed to stay away from. GǣJust to take the edge off.Gǥ He drank it down, and went to reach for another. Then suddenly, he felt a blazing pain in his shoulder, he went to grab at the pain. He pulled out the object, it was a nova knifeGǪGǥGǥWhyGǪGǥ He coughed up blood. Everything became blurry.
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
175
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:40:00 -
[80] - Quote
*takes jello shot* hey guys anyone know where I put my nova knives? |
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First Prophet
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Interstellar Murder of Crows
64
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:40:00 -
[81] - Quote
*Graffitis MInmatar rule, Amar drool all over* |

Kane Fyea
BetaMax. CRONOS.
151
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:44:00 -
[82] - Quote
Sinboto Simmons wrote:*takes jello shot* hey guys anyone know where I put my nova knives? In someones throat. |

Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
175
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:46:00 -
[83] - Quote
First Prophet wrote:*Graffitis MInmatar rule, Amar drool all over*
:ell yeah *tries for high five but slaps you instead* woops |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1414
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:50:00 -
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ugh, i'm never drinking nanites again, those things do nasty stuff to your stomach, now then i see the pilot seat is unoccupied, time to practice my flying ski- ooohhh, is that an autopilot function *flips on* "ANNOUNCEMENT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT. REPEAT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT." O_O oh shi- |

Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
175
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:50:00 -
[85] - Quote
Kane Fyea wrote:Sinboto Simmons wrote:*takes jello shot* hey guys anyone know where I put my nova knives? In someones throat.
Sounds bought right...meh get um later who wants free nanites! |

Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
175
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:55:00 -
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gbghg wrote:ugh, i'm never drinking nanites again, those things do nasty stuff to your stomach, now then i see the pilot seat is unoccupied, time to practice my flying ski- ooohhh, is that an autopilot function *flips on* "ANNOUNCEMENT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT. REPEAT, CONTROL HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO AN RDV PILOT." O_O oh shi-
You know I'm gonna hAve to strangle you now right? |

Skipper Jones
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
36
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:57:00 -
[87] - Quote
Do my proximity explosives explode when the plane moves? Didn't tell me anything about equipment |

gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1414
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Posted - 2013.05.06 00:58:00 -
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To strangle me, you must first catch me. *runs away and uses the nearest scout (maken tosch) as a human shield* |

Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
176
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Posted - 2013.05.06 01:04:00 -
[89] - Quote
*tosses proto remote explosive and runs like hell* |

Alldin Kan
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
188
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Posted - 2013.05.06 01:10:00 -
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gbghg wrote:To strangle me, you must first catch me. *runs away and uses the nearest scout (maken tosch) as a human shield*
*Proceeds to look around Maken's room*
...
"No Balac's SMG here? -_-"
*Repurposes nanites within injector equipment*
"Oh sure, I'm ok with not having my last LE edition weapon. Now if you could all be so kind to cooperate with me then maybe I won't stick the needle on you ^_^"
*Starts chasing other passengers while in a speed modded Vk. 1 Logi suit* |
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