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Snagman 313
Carbon 7
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Posted - 2013.05.05 22:44:00 -
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Finally got into business class after all that extra paperwork and charges for my heavy suit, sits down and uncorks a bottle of Glen Heck.
Just get's the first swig down and notices a Newberry trying to get into the business class toilet.
"Not this kittener again!!!"
Grabs Scrambler pistol, M1 locus and large tube of KY gel from supposedly checked hand luggage.
"The battle of business class has begun again!!!" |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
60
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Posted - 2013.05.06 06:19:00 -
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Finishes murderizing all the Newberrys trying to get into business class, notices something shiny on one of their bodies.
Picks up a hacked Nanohive..... Snagman not too sure how to use this..... throws on ground....
Starts spawning in Strippers!!!!!
"Strippers in Business class guys!!!"
Now wheres my bottle of whiskey and who's neck pillow is this!!! |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
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Posted - 2013.05.06 06:29:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:Snagman 313 wrote:Finishes murderizing all the Newberrys trying to get into business class, notices something shiny on one of their bodies.
Picks up a hacked Nanohive..... Snagman not too sure how to use this..... throws on ground....
Starts spawning in Strippers!!!!!
"Strippers in Business class guys!!!"
Now wheres my bottle of whiskey and who's neck pillow is this!!! whiskey bottles are in cargo hold 12A where the tribal festival is currently taking place :D feel free to join in
Snagman checks neocom for route to cargo hold, only route through is through economy class......
Checks gearscrambler pistol 2 rounds left, no nades, a neck pillow and only 1/2 the tube of KY left.
Dusts off the copious amounts of glitter from self and gathers up as many strippers as possible into a group then begins the long march through economy class..... |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
60
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Posted - 2013.05.06 14:30:00 -
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Finally made it to the cargo bay with only a 89% attrition rate on my group of strippers, not too bad, nodding to myself.
Taps a random Minmatar blueberry on the shoulder "Hey buddy where's the whiskey?" Blueberry turns round and says something in his native tongue... sounds derogatory.... he then points to a pile of empty bottles of whisky "kitten....." I say to myself.
He then hands me a bottle of Minmatar brewed Vodka and smiles, I smash it into his face and tear his head off.
I stomp over to the spare fuel cells and crack the seal on the stabilising fluid container, 'GLUG GLUG GLUG!!!!'
"THAT"S MARE LIKE IT!!! FCKIN MON THEN YE BESERDS!!!!"
And thus the battle for business class spread into the cargo hold due to an ever enraged drunken Scotsman. |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
60
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:21:00 -
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Finally respawned after the Stabilising fluid caused spontaneous combustion on my previous clone and incineration of the Biomass castle I was making. Whew lucky hangovers don't work when you're an immortal with multiple clone bodies.
Sneaks up to the cockpit like a Fairy Elephant and steals what's left of the Mini-bar, surveys the carnage then returns to the cargo bay.
Spots Gbghg, Junko and Ner'Zul.
"Hey lads, duno how to put this but where's the pilot??? Just a bunch of slightly warm corpses up there right now."
*Swigs down a couple of whiskey miniatures while eyeing a nice looking apple turnover* |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
60
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:31:00 -
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Looks at gbghg shrugs and scoffs the turnover then washes it down with a good portion of whiskey.
something is different...... when was there a Unicorn in the cargo hold..... I hope the Bunnies don't find it.....
Ahhh whatever maybe it'll keep my other daemons company.
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Snagman 313
Carbon 7
60
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:50:00 -
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Three cheers for Kira!!!
Raises bottle in salute,
Hip hip Horraaayyy!!!
Hip hip Horraaayyy!!!
Hip hi.......................
*Slam!!*
Snagman dies due to unknown error.....
Respawns WTF where am I.... do I look shinier?????? OMG!!!! Jumps up and down with glee |
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