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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:58:00 -
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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP! Over your shredded body! *Stacks up to wall with a shot gun *
I would like to say I warned you. But I never warn them.
*Opens neocom, L1*
Kira Lannister (Remote Explosive) Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:59:00 -
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God darn it, no sleep in 'em spaceships...
Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP!
*gripes his REP Tool* I got you locked on my repairer, Captain. The stream is so powerful his shotgun won't hurt you one bit. |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:00:00 -
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"Gets sent flying threw the bathroom door by the explosion and lands on Jesse Jayne"
Uh... hi there corp mate!
That remote explosive was a bit late, as I had already shot the guy.
Anyways, my apologies for the explosion passengers. Do not worry, as this vessel armored to the teeth from the inside as well as the outside, so we have only suffered minor damage and are continuing the voyage unabated.
Will one of the officers please tell the fleet that everything is fine now please? |
Zan'aar Nexhawk
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:01:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:"Fires a shot to his skull, bursts the door open and kills the twin just before he could shoot his shotgun"
Immortals they are not...
"Runs into the bathroom and shoots the urinating madman."
I will not have any pissing on officers in this ship!
Oh my freaking god! This... This was horrible! Thank you very much, sir, I am in your debt.
Wait... I'm an officer? This situation has kicked all memory out of me. |
Wolverine Canus
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
18
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:01:00 -
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loses control at having to be kept in the same compartment as these idiots, standing up he tilts his head back "wwwwwwrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!" grabs the nearest scout and chucks him at a random assualt guy "i cant take this anymore!" runs madly through the lot of them. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:02:00 -
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*Survives shot and pulls the pn off fodaris's grenade so he blows up before shooting kuvakei*
- we're in feythabolis Drake, bring the thanatos!
~ Roger, engaging now |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:04:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP! Over your shredded body! *Stacks up to wall with a shot gun *
I would like to say I warned you. But I never warn them.
*Opens neocom, L1*
Kira Lannister (Remote Explosive) Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
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Didn't even dent my shields, your neocom must be glitched *blows your head off with the shotgun* |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:04:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:"Gets sent flying threw the bathroom door by the explosion and lands on Jesse Jayne"
Uh... hi there corp mate!
*runs over to Sortana and locks on him with the REP Tool* Take it easy, mate, I'll take care of this. You a'right? Thanks for finally eliminating those two bandits. I have a suspicion they were sent here to cause chaos on purpose, though... *squints his eyes and looks around their section* |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:06:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:*Survives shot and pulls the pn off fodaris's grenade so he blows up before shooting kuvakei*
- we're in feythabolis Drake, bring the thanatos!
~ Roger, engaging now
So that's what an afterlife must be, eh? An alternative reality with a different course o' events. Officer, we gotta get those two guys to the scientists ASAP once we are at our destination. |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:07:00 -
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"Gets revived and calls the fleet"
FC, this Flight Attendant Frodaris of the CCP Dust Bunny, two of our passengers have caused havoc, and one of them blew himself up as well! I am guessing that they had a plan or something like -
FC: They did have plan, as we are engaging a thanatos with a fleet at its back!
Roger that, I will warn everyone about that, Frodo out!
Listen up everyone, apparently those fools for Dusters were distracting us from detecting the enemy fleet that Concord is engaging at this time! Please do whatever you can to keep yourselves and each other safe as we get through this! |
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
140
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:08:00 -
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*face palms* not again Vermaak we already got in trouble last week........ |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:09:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:"Gets revived and calls the fleet"
FC, this Flight Attendant Frodaris of the CCP Dust Bunny, two of our passengers have caused havoc, and one of them blew himself up as well! I am guessing that they had a plan or something like -
FC: They did have plan, as we are engaging a thanatos with a fleet at its back!
We're both still alive, and concord can't help you in feythabolis (null sec) |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:10:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:*face palms* not again Vermaak we already got in trouble last week........
We? Which one of is ended up in jail for a week again? I'll forgive you if you use your sniping skills! |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:12:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:*Survives shot and pulls the pn off fodaris's grenade so he blows up before shooting kuvakei*
- we're in feythabolis Drake, bring the thanatos!
~ Roger, engaging now So that's what an afterlife must be, eh? An alternative reality with a different course o' events. Officer, we gotta get those two guys to the scientists ASAP once we are at our destination.
You must be delusional, I'll put you out your misery *stabs then headshots repeatedly with an smg* |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:13:00 -
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Normally Concord would not help in Null, but there is a constant in New Eden: Rules tend to be broken.
How much time before we can make the jump to TQ?
Oh, and would someone restrain those two idiots please, they are annoying me and the passengers.
Here, let me take care of the main squeeze. "Throws a TQ grenade which explodes in Vermaak's face, knocking him out cold." |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:15:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:Normally Concord would not help in Null, but there is a constant in New Eden: Rules tend to be broken.
How much time before we can make the jump to TQ?
And it goes both ways *Occupying corps repell Concord* |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:18:00 -
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Oh, one more thing about Concord, they are nigh unbeatable.
How do you think they keep High-sec safe?
"Most of Concord Fleet takes corp invaders with them, leaving the Dust Bunny and its four titans as the remaining escort."
But they do have their dark moments, "turns to the officers", we need to jump soon! |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:21:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:Oh, one more thing about Concord, they are night unbeatable.
How do you think they keep High-sec safe?
"Rules tend to be broken" you mean like how they're never in null? |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:22:00 -
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You'd be surprised at how far Concord will go to make something as important to New Eden as this voyage run smoothly.
Now will someone shut this guy up and get the FC on the line? |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:24:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:You'd be surprised at how far Concord will go to make something as important to New Eden as this voyage run smoothly.
Now will someone shut this guy up and get the FC on the line?
And the power people of feythabolis muster to retain turf will forever be higher |
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Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:27:00 -
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We shall see.
"Knocks him out cold again, only with his fist this time"
That is how you shut someone up, now is the FC talking to us now, because we need an ETA on that jump and we don't need more enemy fleets on our asses! |
Jagen Marez
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:28:00 -
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Vaerana Myshtana wrote:Quafe, Exotic Dancers, and Mercenaries...
I think I saw The Damsel in the cargo hold somewhere, too...
BOOBS! |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:30:00 -
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That did not take long! :D |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:31:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:We shall see.
"Knocks him out cold again, only with his fist this time"
That is how you shut someone up, now is the FC talking to us now, because we need an ETA on that jump and we don't need more enemy fleets on our asses!
* snaps your neck then rips your head off* now who'll have the final laugh? *wakes up Doe" |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:33:00 -
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* Has been listening to limp bizkit as all the mayhem has been happening* |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
140
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:34:00 -
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*grabs popcorn* |
56 truth
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
73
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:40:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:*grabs popcorn*
(this is too funny) may i have some for some isk to wash the tast of the raspberry/blueberry peanuts we seem to have way to much of? |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:41:00 -
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"Gets revived and runs back to the door to the Prototype section"
Time to put my sneaking skills to the test.
"Quietly sneaks into the section where both Varmaak and his twin are currently messing with the passengers and plants a remote stunning explosive on each of their backs"
Hey, wanna-be try-hards! Real-life just called, the reaper wants to 'talk' to you! "sets off the explosives, stunning them both"
He says he hates immortal scumbags like you.
Now where are those nice officers? They could use some punching bags. |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
140
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:45:00 -
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56 truth wrote:Sinboto Simmons wrote:*grabs popcorn* (this is too funny) may i have some for some isk to wash the tast of the raspberry/blueberry peanuts we seem to have way to much of?
no problem my good immortal got some beer to if ya want it. |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:48:00 -
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"Drags both varmaaks into a cargo container and locks it tight"
Now this might be the only container that is actually secure, meaning that you won't get out until we can properly deal with you bath after the trip is over. So enjoy your time being paralyzed from head to toe if you can, for its gonna be a long voyage.
Wait a minute, that comment about a fight club just gave an idea.
"Takes the container to the fight club and throws it into the ring"
How about a new weapon for my fellow minmatar!? Oh, and it has two Amarrian slave drivers inside, so have fun!
I almost forgot, as a personal request, DON'T kill them. Infact, beat them to near death, revive them, and repeat! |
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