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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:57:00 -
[61] - Quote
Belzeebub Santana wrote:Who wants to join me in the lavatory and join the 1mil mile hi club  We are all clones here, so it ain't g@y  
Sorry, I already got someone to do it with.
https://image.eveonline.com/Character/90198962_512.jpg |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:58:00 -
[62] - Quote
All passengers, please ctfu (calm the fuzz up).
This is Captain Lannister, I have noticed many a merc harassing the female merc attendants. We would like you to remember, you need a "dolla if you wanna holla". We ask you kindly not to inject other mercs with your nanite injectors filling them with millions of tiny robots, because it is borderline homoerotic and creepy. We are not in coloradian airspace, so please turn in any quafeabis you all have been smoking.
We have added a new movie to our play list to remind all passengers what happens when you get too crunk/cray on a flight vessel.
Conair |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:02:00 -
[63] - Quote
Belzeebub Santana wrote:Who wants to join me in the lavatory and join the 1mil mile hi club We are all clones here, so it ain't g@y
(Walks by with an exotic dancer) dude you're sick, now if you'll excuse me we'll need the restroom for an hour |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:02:00 -
[64] - Quote
if your the captain then who did I kill? |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:03:00 -
[65] - Quote
Julius Vindice wrote:if your the captain then who did I kill?
His first mate. |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:04:00 -
[66] - Quote
don't you mean My first mate |
DJINN leukoplast
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
288
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:09:00 -
[67] - Quote
Darn, messed up on my timezone calculations again. I wanted to get in the game one last time and record all my skills and what levels I had them at before everything got reset.
I keep forgetting that CCP lives in the future, and their 10th is my 9th. 
Oh well, I did record my overall stats last night just for the fun of it (total SP and the like). |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1772
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:10:00 -
[68] - Quote
DJINN leukoplast wrote:Darn, messed up on my timezone calculations again. I wanted to get in the game one last time and record all my skills and what levels I had them at before everything got reset. I keep forgetting that CCP lives in the future, and their 10th is my 9th. Oh well, I did record my overall stats last night just for the fun of it (total SP and the like).
That made me really confused as well - even after I made my GMT thread I wasn't sure. Keep forgetting they're a day a head of me. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:10:00 -
[69] - Quote
Kira Lannister wrote:All passengers, please ctfu (calm the fuzz up). This is Captain Lannister, I have noticed many a merc harassing the female merc attendants. We would like you to remember, you need a "dolla if you wanna holla". We ask you kindly not to inject other mercs with your nanite injectors filling them with millions of tiny robots, because it is borderline homoerotic and creepy. We are not in coloradian airspace, so please turn in any quafeabis you all have been smoking. We have added a new movie to our play list to remind all passengers what happens when you get too crunk/cray on a flight vessel. Conair
See, I told ya'll REP Tools are not prohibited... A'right?
Anyway, anyone bother to sell me a bottle of water for an ISK? I'll give you a discount for your next REP session. |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:11:00 -
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*hears Vermaak and his dancer moaning in the lavatory*
*Maken kicks the door a bit*
HEY! Keep it quiet over there! I'm trying to listen to my music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjONCvSjr0&list=PLA19164DFA1080FBB&index=28 |
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1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:14:00 -
[71] - Quote
The Deposed King wrote:In the event of an emergency all fatties can be used as a flotation device.
ROTFLMFAO  |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:15:00 -
[72] - Quote
Maken, please tune your music down a bit... I kinda don't stand this type, man. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:16:00 -
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I REALLY need to make a neocom call, if I don't bad things will happen:
-hey bro, call of the attack on the MCC
~sorry, can't do that duster but you won't feel a thing
-listen evetard, I gave your ungrateful *** my share of mom and dad's will which you were left out of. Now you turn that talos around and head home before I have to teach you a lesson
~'"sniffle" yes sir but can I at least shoot the blue dot only area?
- go ahead little bro, I won't be anywhere near the explosion though |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:19:00 -
[74] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:All passengers, please ctfu (calm the fuzz up). This is Captain Lannister, I have noticed many a merc harassing the female merc attendants. We would like you to remember, you need a "dolla if you wanna holla". We ask you kindly not to inject other mercs with your nanite injectors filling them with millions of tiny robots, because it is borderline homoerotic and creepy. We are not in coloradian airspace, so please turn in any quafeabis you all have been smoking. We have added a new movie to our play list to remind all passengers what happens when you get too crunk/cray on a flight vessel. Conair See, I told ya'll REP Tools are not prohibited... A'right? Anyway, anyone bother to sell me a bottle of water for an ISK? I'll give you a discount for your next REP session.
Of course, but all I have is lemonade. WAIT that's not lemonade, it's just lemonade flavored. So how did you like that lemonade flavord uranium? |
1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:19:00 -
[75] - Quote
(hides camera in bathroom then hooks it up to the tvs )
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DJINN leukoplast
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
288
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:20:00 -
[76] - Quote
SoTa PoP wrote:
That made me really confused as well - even after I made my GMT thread I wasn't sure. Keep forgetting they're a day a head of me.
And the fact they started at 00:00 made it even worse!
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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:21:00 -
[77] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Maken, please tune your music down a bit... I kinda don't stand this type, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHJI8igcofI&list=PLED259BC4DC81E8F2&index=4 |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:21:00 -
[78] - Quote
*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:22:00 -
[79] - Quote
1LTNORFLEET wrote:(hides camera in bathroom then hooks it up to the tvs )
Um, you're suppose to hook the HDMI to that port over there. That's just the USB you hooked it to. |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:23:00 -
[80] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!!
He climaxed in the lavatory. |
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:25:00 -
[81] - Quote
Vermaak Doe wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:All passengers, please ctfu (calm the fuzz up). This is Captain Lannister, I have noticed many a merc harassing the female merc attendants. We would like you to remember, you need a "dolla if you wanna holla". We ask you kindly not to inject other mercs with your nanite injectors filling them with millions of tiny robots, because it is borderline homoerotic and creepy. We are not in coloradian airspace, so please turn in any quafeabis you all have been smoking. We have added a new movie to our play list to remind all passengers what happens when you get too crunk/cray on a flight vessel. Conair See, I told ya'll REP Tools are not prohibited... A'right? Anyway, anyone bother to sell me a bottle of water for an ISK? I'll give you a discount for your next REP session. Of course, but all I have is lemonade. WAIT that's not lemonade, it's just lemonade flavored. So how did you like that lemonade flavord uranium?
Yeah, that'll work, mate. But I'm afraid you won't get your discount, I need my compensation for nearly flippin' out of my seat. |
1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:26:00 -
[82] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:1LTNORFLEET wrote:(hides camera in bathroom then hooks it up to the tvs )
Um, you're suppose to hook the HDMI to that port over there. That's just the USB you hooked it to.
oops i wish we had surround sound and a 3-D tv
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Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:26:00 -
[83] - Quote
hope yall liked that stunt cause I just ran over a space deer |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:26:00 -
[84] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! He climaxed in the lavatory.
Not only that, but he made a friggin' Neocom call! *Cough* How worse can this flight get? |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:27:00 -
[85] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!!
It wasn't me, it was Drake. Now just go back to sleep (pulls out anus Nova knife) and that isn't blood coming out your neck, I spilled my strawberry quafe. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:29:00 -
[86] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! He climaxed in the lavatory.
An OB goes off in her hair EVERY stinkin time! |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:29:00 -
[87] - Quote
You know what the worst part about this flight is? Alec Baldwin is in first class right now. |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:31:00 -
[88] - Quote
alec Baldwin? I ran one of his clones over way back when |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:32:00 -
[89] - Quote
Vermaak Doe wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! It wasn't me, it was Drake. Now just go back to sleep (pulls out anus Nova knife) and that isn't blood coming out your neck, I spilled my strawberry quafe.
Mate, you know these kids' toys don't work on me, no sir.
*Presses his REP Tool to the neck, squeezes the trigger and relaxes*
Ah, tha's better. But you owe me two hundred thousand ISK now, man, I need my moral compensation. You neckstabber. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:37:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! It wasn't me, it was Drake. Now just go back to sleep (pulls out anus Nova knife) and that isn't blood coming out your neck, I spilled my strawberry quafe. Mate, you know these kids' toys don't work on me, no sir. *Presses his REP Tool to the neck, squeezes the trigger and relaxes* Ah, tha's better. But you owe me two hundred thousand ISK now, man, I need my moral compensation. You neckstabber.
*stabs your repping hand and pins it to the fuselage*
Whatcha gonna do now? *takes your wallet* here's your chump change
*throws isk on the floor* |
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