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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:38:00 -
[91] - Quote
*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall* |
Sev Alcatraz
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
185
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:39:00 -
[92] - Quote
so... someone forgot to secure those containers in the cargo bay that had all those minmatar dudes in em, one of em fell down and killed some guy so...someone better go clean that **** up or someone is gunna slip in the mess... |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:42:00 -
[93] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall*
*wrestles concord* HA, got your neck *1080-¦ twist* |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:44:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! It wasn't me, it was Drake. Now just go back to sleep (pulls out anus Nova knife) and that isn't blood coming out your neck, I spilled my strawberry quafe. Mate, you know these kids' toys don't work on me, no sir. *Presses his REP Tool to the neck, squeezes the trigger and relaxes* Ah, tha's better. But you owe me two hundred thousand ISK now, man, I need my moral compensation. You neckstabber. *stabs your repping hand and pins it to the fuselage* Whatcha gonna do now? *takes your wallet* here's your chump change *throws isk on the floor*
*takes out the knife with his healthy hand and throws it in Vermaak, impaling the latter's chest*
Once again, doesn't work one bit. *opens a panel on his dropsuit for a moment and then closes it* Rep modules, mate, best in industry.
*Looks on the floor and laughs* Heh, always does the trick. You really thought those were real ISKs and not just worthless papers? All my money is here *taps his helmet* Go back to what you've been doin', I'm done with you, man. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:45:00 -
[95] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall*
Oops, sorry officer, hope his deviled knife didn't scratch you. Please restrain 'im in the cargo bay. |
Government CheeseBurger
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
232
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:45:00 -
[96] - Quote
Sev Alcatraz wrote:so... someone forgot to secure those containers in the cargo bay that had all those minmatar dudes in em, one of em fell down and killed some guy so...someone better go clean that **** up or someone is gunna slip in the mess...
We got room for one more down here now. It's the party barge!!!!!
IT was no accident by the way. He was getting out of hand.
Please bring more duct tape we seem to have damaged a cargo container. |
Young Gun Qc
Rebelles A Quebec
21
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:45:00 -
[97] - Quote
PLEASE !!!!!!! WHERE IS THE FOREIGNER QUARTER I AM LOST !!!!!!!
Tabarnark y on juste d l'ostie poutine avec dla moza raper !!!!!!!!!! Non mais c est franchement degeulasse.
(Translation) there is notting good to eat there . |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:45:00 -
[98] - Quote
Vermaak Doe wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall* *wrestles concord* HA, got your neck *1080-¦ twist*
-_-
Looks like we forgot to bring the updated Concord. I forgot the old ones can be tanked. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:49:00 -
[99] - Quote
You think this can kill me? *rips your spine out using the nova knives*
Now, I'll just be taking that isk *removes your helmet*
*shocked look* cousin, please forgive me, join STB and we can kill side by side
*extends hand*
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Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:51:00 -
[100] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall* *wrestles concord* HA, got your neck *1080-¦ twist* -_- Looks like we forgot to bring the updated Concord. I forgot the old ones can be tanked.
*pinned by CONCORD* HELP KUVAKEI! |
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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:52:00 -
[101] - Quote
Vermaak Doe wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall* *wrestles concord* HA, got your neck *1080-¦ twist* -_- Looks like we forgot to bring the updated Concord. I forgot the old ones can be tanked. *pinned by CONCORD* HELP KUVAKEI!
*headshots one so doe can stab the other* you're welcome twin |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:57:00 -
[102] - Quote
.....did anyone hear a snake just now? |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:57:00 -
[103] - Quote
This is your flight attendant Frodaris speaking, please note that all known 'trolls' are to remain in their section that is located directly under all of the other sections of the vessel. If trolls are found attempting to bother the other passengers outside of their designated area, they are to be ignored until they grow bored and return to their seats.
Also note that our trip to Tranquility will involve not just directly entering the galaxy, but also making the voyage to High-Sec space, which is currently the safest part of New Eden. Sadly though, we will have to enter TQ via a designated warp point at one of the Null-Sec systems. Fret not however, for we are being escorted by a fleet of the strongest ships that Concord can provide, so you may rest easy on that fact.
A reminder to all passengers: if you look out your windows at any point during the flight and notice a moving structure that is so massive that it could pass off as a space station, that is either a Titan-Class spaceship or a Sansha Mothership. If you see either one (or both), commence praying that you have a spare clone somewhere in our destination.
Thank you and have a safe flight! o/ |
ImMortal SoLDieR X
RestlessSpirits
41
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:01:00 -
[104] - Quote
START TRANSMISSION.................. 
This darn thing wasnt leaving without ME............!!!!!!!
END TRANSMISSION...................... |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:03:00 -
[105] - Quote
*walks out of the cargo bay, rips his clone's helmet out of Vermaak's hand and strikes a blow with it on the latter's head, driving him unconscious* They never learn, do they? Maken, please take care of his twin, I remember seein' a shotgun stickin' from under you seat.
*presses the internal ship comms button* Flight Attendant Sortana, just dealt with one of 'em. However, I'm afraid we need more Concord officers, the fat guys are gettin' serious. I'll try to help the ones here, but it's not enough. *plunges a nanite injector in a lifeless Marshall's heart* That'll do for now. Com' on, officer, get up. I'll come back to you later when we're done with these buccaneers. |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:04:00 -
[106] - Quote
Frodaris Sortana wrote:This is your flight attendant Frodaris speaking, please note that all known 'trolls' are to remain in their section that is located directly under all of the other sections of the vessel. If trolls are found attempting to bother the other passengers outside of their designated area, they are to be ignored until they grow bored and return to their seats.
Also note that our trip to Tranquility will involve not just directly entering the galaxy, but also making the voyage to High-Sec space, which is currently the safest part of New Eden. Sadly though, we will have to enter TQ via a designated warp point at one of the Null-Sec systems. Fret not however, for we are being escorted by a fleet of the strongest ships that Concord can provide, so you may rest easy on that fact.
A reminder to all passengers: if you look out your windows at any point during the flight and notice a moving structure that is so massive that it could pass off as a space station, that is either a Titan-Class spaceship or a Sansha Mothership. If you see either one (or both), commence praying that you have a spare clone somewhere in our destination.
Thank you and have a safe flight! o/
Unfortunately the talos suicide gank leads us to have to make a pit stop in feythabolis  (inside joke) |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:06:00 -
[107] - Quote
Foley Jones wrote:.....did anyone hear a snake just now?
Huh, I see my REP Tool is working as intended. Good to hear. |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:06:00 -
[108] - Quote
Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools |
XxVic1ouSxX
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
3
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:07:00 -
[109] - Quote
Pulls out proto demos sticks them under sleepy  big boys gonna have roasted sleepy for lunch  |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:08:00 -
[110] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Foley Jones wrote:.....did anyone hear a snake just now? Huh, I see my REP Tool is working as intended. Good to hear.
I'M FREAKING OUT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Enkidu Camuel
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
69
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:11:00 -
[111] - Quote
Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here? |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:13:00 -
[112] - Quote
Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here?
I do, but they were hidden on my person   |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:17:00 -
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To all passengers: it would appear that some of your peers want to cause a ruckus, allow me to give you my response. "pulls out Prototype Scrambler Pistol" Please hold on to something tight, for we might experience turbulence whilst I pop heads.
Also note that as of now "brings out his wrist-based hacking module and pushes a few numbers" the ones causing the nearby mayhem have just been disconnected from their off-site clones until further notice, save for the one clone that each of them are still connected to that are hidden in this vessel.
With that, it is time to scramble some brains. "Charges into the fight while yelling COME HERE!" |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:19:00 -
[114] - Quote
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools
Do I have to explain again? Oh, a'right, you were in the bathroom when I showed my rep modules. Come back to sleep *takes his previous helmet and bashes Kuvake with it, driving him unconscious as well* Seems like we're clear, mates! Now, if someone would kindly help me drag 'em kids into the cargo bay...
Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here?
*grabs the Nova Knife that previously stuck out of Vermaak Doe's chest and tosses it safely over to Enkidu* Here you go, man. Enjoy your peanuts! |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:19:00 -
[115] - Quote
Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here?
Don't look at me. I'm a stabber, not a bag opener. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:21:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:To all passengers: it would appear that some of your peers want to cause a ruckus, allow me to give you my response. "pulls out Prototype Scrambler Pistol" Please hold on to something tight, for we might experience turbulence whilst I pop heads.
Glad you've finally arrived, we had a mess with these guys. *sits down in his seat and relaxes* So, anyone of you mates wants to get a REP session? |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:25:00 -
[117] - Quote
Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools Do I have to explain again? Oh, a'right, you were in the bathroom when I showed my rep modules. Come back to sleep *takes his previous helmet and bashes Kuvake with it, driving him unconscious as well* Seems like we're clear, mates! Now, if someone would kindly help me drag 'em kids into the cargo bay... Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here? *grabs the Nova Knife that previously stuck out of Vermaak Doe's chest and tosses it safely over to Enkidu* Here you go, man. Enjoy your peanuts!
You do realize I Svered your spine with said Nova knives right? |
ImMortal SoLDieR X
RestlessSpirits
41
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:25:00 -
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START TRANSMISSION..................
( I dont care what they say, i'm stashing at least the EXILE. Im not leaving SINGULARITY without it. Alot of SERIAL KILLERS OUT THERE........from what I hear......)
( Places the EXILE under the seat of a RANDOM HEAVY........ Whose gonna look there?)
END TRANSMISSION................ |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:25:00 -
[119] - Quote
Am I the only one who can believe this would all happen if we were all on a plane together? |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:28:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:Am I the only one who can believe this would all happen if we were all on a plane together?
I'm pretty sure it would happen. |
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