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Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:57:00 -
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This is your flight attendant Frodaris speaking, please note that all known 'trolls' are to remain in their section that is located directly under all of the other sections of the vessel. If trolls are found attempting to bother the other passengers outside of their designated area, they are to be ignored until they grow bored and return to their seats.
Also note that our trip to Tranquility will involve not just directly entering the galaxy, but also making the voyage to High-Sec space, which is currently the safest part of New Eden. Sadly though, we will have to enter TQ via a designated warp point at one of the Null-Sec systems. Fret not however, for we are being escorted by a fleet of the strongest ships that Concord can provide, so you may rest easy on that fact.
A reminder to all passengers: if you look out your windows at any point during the flight and notice a moving structure that is so massive that it could pass off as a space station, that is either a Titan-Class spaceship or a Sansha Mothership. If you see either one (or both), commence praying that you have a spare clone somewhere in our destination.
Thank you and have a safe flight! o/ |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:17:00 -
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To all passengers: it would appear that some of your peers want to cause a ruckus, allow me to give you my response. "pulls out Prototype Scrambler Pistol" Please hold on to something tight, for we might experience turbulence whilst I pop heads.
Also note that as of now "brings out his wrist-based hacking module and pushes a few numbers" the ones causing the nearby mayhem have just been disconnected from their off-site clones until further notice, save for the one clone that each of them are still connected to that are hidden in this vessel.
With that, it is time to scramble some brains. "Charges into the fight while yelling COME HERE!" |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:31:00 -
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Good thing I brought my rep with me. "Fixes up everyone and returns to the startled Prototype section"
Situation is normal now, it turns out some drunken fool was trying to perform his best Top Gun impression, along with friends to back him up. They have been dealt with, and now for the fun part.
"Sets his radio frequency to the hidden clone compartment, where the violent passengers have just been revived at." Attention ruckus causing knuckleheads, as of right now until we arrive at our final destination, you literally have one life to live. All of your offsite clones have been disconnected from the ones that you are currently using. This means that if you die now, that is it, you are done, game freaking over!
Now I will kindly have the doors in your location unlocked so that you may return to your original sections, though will notice that you currently have no weapons or modules on your person at this time. Note that all of the weapons and modules that you had brought with you will be returned to you as copies AFTER the voyage is over, not a moment before.
Thank you and, one again, have a safe flight! o/ |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:45:00 -
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A reminder: At about half way to our destination, all currently allowed communication methods will become unavailable until we arrive at the designated Null-Sec system, at which point communication will be brought back online. This includes galactic Internet access, so the forum-goers will have to bear with us for a while (see what I did there? lol).
If you look to the windows to your right, you will notice that the four Concord Titan-Class spaceships, CCP Democracy, GankProof, SailsFan, and Tycoon, have just come into view. Note that each vessel was built with the same design philosophies that are associated with each of the four factions.
Yes, they are indeed a majestic sight, and contrary to my earlier warning about seeing such vessels, these are the only ones that won't attack us on sight, so take not of that please. |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:51:00 -
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"Points his Scrambler at Vermaak's skull from behind."
Sir, if you want to live long enough to do your best Top Gun impression with spare clones as an insurance policy, I would kindly ask that you return to your seat. Otherwise I will either shoot you in head or send you into one of the not-so-secure cargo containers by gunpoint. |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:53:00 -
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I have the main Vermaak on gunpoint, go for the twin!
Now then, you will stay right there without making a move until I see fit.
Oh and for the record, this thing is not a militia level pistol, and I think we both know what scramblers can do to exposed craniums. |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:56:00 -
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"Fires a shot to his skull, bursts the door open and kills the twin just before he could shoot his shotgun"
Immortals they are not...
"Runs into the bathroom and shoots the urinating madman."
I will not have any pissing on officers in this ship! |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:00:00 -
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"Gets sent flying threw the bathroom door by the explosion and lands on Jesse Jayne"
Uh... hi there corp mate!
That remote explosive was a bit late, as I had already shot the guy.
Anyways, my apologies for the explosion passengers. Do not worry, as this vessel armored to the teeth from the inside as well as the outside, so we have only suffered minor damage and are continuing the voyage unabated.
Will one of the officers please tell the fleet that everything is fine now please? |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:07:00 -
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"Gets revived and calls the fleet"
FC, this Flight Attendant Frodaris of the CCP Dust Bunny, two of our passengers have caused havoc, and one of them blew himself up as well! I am guessing that they had a plan or something like -
FC: They did have plan, as we are engaging a thanatos with a fleet at its back!
Roger that, I will warn everyone about that, Frodo out!
Listen up everyone, apparently those fools for Dusters were distracting us from detecting the enemy fleet that Concord is engaging at this time! Please do whatever you can to keep yourselves and each other safe as we get through this! |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:13:00 -
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Normally Concord would not help in Null, but there is a constant in New Eden: Rules tend to be broken.
How much time before we can make the jump to TQ?
Oh, and would someone restrain those two idiots please, they are annoying me and the passengers.
Here, let me take care of the main squeeze. "Throws a TQ grenade which explodes in Vermaak's face, knocking him out cold." |
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Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:18:00 -
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Oh, one more thing about Concord, they are nigh unbeatable.
How do you think they keep High-sec safe?
"Most of Concord Fleet takes corp invaders with them, leaving the Dust Bunny and its four titans as the remaining escort."
But they do have their dark moments, "turns to the officers", we need to jump soon! |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:22:00 -
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You'd be surprised at how far Concord will go to make something as important to New Eden as this voyage run smoothly.
Now will someone shut this guy up and get the FC on the line? |
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:27:00 -
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We shall see.
"Knocks him out cold again, only with his fist this time"
That is how you shut someone up, now is the FC talking to us now, because we need an ETA on that jump and we don't need more enemy fleets on our asses! |
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:30:00 -
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That did not take long! :D |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:41:00 -
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"Gets revived and runs back to the door to the Prototype section"
Time to put my sneaking skills to the test.
"Quietly sneaks into the section where both Varmaak and his twin are currently messing with the passengers and plants a remote stunning explosive on each of their backs"
Hey, wanna-be try-hards! Real-life just called, the reaper wants to 'talk' to you! "sets off the explosives, stunning them both"
He says he hates immortal scumbags like you.
Now where are those nice officers? They could use some punching bags. |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:48:00 -
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"Drags both varmaaks into a cargo container and locks it tight"
Now this might be the only container that is actually secure, meaning that you won't get out until we can properly deal with you bath after the trip is over. So enjoy your time being paralyzed from head to toe if you can, for its gonna be a long voyage.
Wait a minute, that comment about a fight club just gave an idea.
"Takes the container to the fight club and throws it into the ring"
How about a new weapon for my fellow minmatar!? Oh, and it has two Amarrian slave drivers inside, so have fun!
I almost forgot, as a personal request, DON'T kill them. Infact, beat them to near death, revive them, and repeat! |
Frodaris Sortana
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Posted - 2013.01.10 05:56:00 -
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Now that those two are dealt with, back to doing my job!
To all passengers: the two idiots by the name of Varmaak are now the next weapons/contestants in the Minmatar fight club that is taking place in the cargo hold. Place your bets now! |
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