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Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:00:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. We are now crossing a zone of turbulence. Please return your seats and keep your seat belts fastened. Thank you.
What about the dubstep mosh pit/ amarr vs caldari girl mud fight? :( |
Odiain Suliis
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
112
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:01:00 -
[212] - Quote
Aww., Man!
I just want to have nice and long play session of Mind Clash and all this comotion here! Leave me alone. |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:01:00 -
[213] - Quote
Quote:Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. We are now crossing a zone of turbulence. Please return your seats and keep your seat belts fastened. Thank you.
No he hasn't quit trying to make everyone feel better! Oh look the CFC and the DRF are fighting again. All personnel man your freaking battlestations! I'm gonna ram a titan! prepare boarding parties!
Target is an Avatar! Let's show those puritanical sissies how to party!
*ship rocks* Devs board first! We need your Hax to breach the shields and armor! |
skinn trayde
On The Brink
82
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:05:00 -
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
This is your captor speaking.
There's been a slight change in your travel plans today.
You have, you will note, been moved to the last two sections of the carrier for your own well-being.
First, I'd like to call your attention to the highly trained men with the automatic weapons in your rows. In the event of an emergency, they may be called upon to shoot you.
Your safety IS our primary concern. However, if you try anything stupid, New Eden Dust Mercenary Regulations require that I kill you.
So please, no hero sh*t! |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:07:00 -
[215] - Quote
skinn trayde wrote:So please, no hero sh*t!
hey Skinn, you got those whiny mortals under control yet? i need this barge to fly straight so we can board that titan and crash IT into our destination! |
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CCP Cmdr Wang
C C P
C C P Alliance
1876
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:11:00 -
[216] - Quote
This is the Commander. We expect some forum turbulance from 12:00 GMT to 13:00 GMT so keep your seat belts on and avoid using the wash room around those times. We'll see you on the battlefields of New Eden soon. |
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Enkidu Camuel
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
69
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:20:00 -
[217] - Quote
Well, I guess nap time is over... brace yourselves! |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:22:00 -
[218] - Quote
CCP Cmdr Wang wrote:This is the Commander. We expect some forum turbulance from 12:00 GMT to 13:00 GMT so keep your seat belts on and avoid using the wash room around those times. We'll see you on the battlefields of New Eden soon.
YEAH TQ! TQ! TQ! TQ! Ican't wait to go there...I hear there are some lovly beaches and really hot laser beams from space |
Odiain Suliis
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
112
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:25:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:CCP Cmdr Wang wrote:This is the Commander. We expect some forum turbulance from 12:00 GMT to 13:00 GMT so keep your seat belts on and avoid using the wash room around those times. We'll see you on the battlefields of New Eden soon. YEAH TQ! TQ! TQ! TQ! Ican't wait to go there...I hear there are some lovly beaches and really hot laser beams from space
Yeah.
I could use some tann in this clone skin. I'm so pale. |
Frosty JackSparrow
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
0
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:28:00 -
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On the way to TQ, I have replaced all your strippers and your Quafe with lonely science graduates and a synthetic Quafe powered up with antibiotics because the nerd is strong at this location. Also we on TQ, don't need you all being hyped up like spider monkeys on Mountain Dew. You may purchase the regular versions of these products when your arrive at your scheduled destination!
Enjoy your flight! |
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Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:30:00 -
[221] - Quote
All right boys and girls, the imperfects are buying the beer and the hookers! I hacked their accounts so be sure to thank them for this generosity. Also, naked pictures of Jamyl Sarum will be uploaded to your neocoms presently |
Michael Cratar
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
179
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:35:00 -
[222] - Quote
I had trouble getting my shotgun on the flight. CONCORD really needs to understand the bond between a man and his gun.
So, Do they have any coconut quafe left? |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:38:00 -
[223] - Quote
Plenty! Was just making some mojitos with some! |
Laurent Cazaderon
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
1155
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:39:00 -
[224] - Quote
Would it be too much to ask for you guys to SHUT UP ! Some are trying to sleep to avoid jet lag !  |
Snagman 313
Carbon 7
41
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:40:00 -
[225] - Quote
Snagman sitting in Caldari business class happily finishing off his 10 bottle of complimentary single system malt 'Glen Rift'. Just about to nod off and notices a scrub staggering in from cattle class trying to get into the Buisness class loo. Snagman waves at Scrub, Scrub waves back uncertain of what's going on, Snagman shoots Scrub in head with scrambler pistol.
Goes back to reading todays issue of InterGalatic Scotsman feels tap on shoulder, Concorde Marshall asks Snagman to stand up , Snaman obliges and then headbutts Marshall into bulkhead shouting " Com'on then Big man I'l hav ye!!!"
And thus the Battle of Business class began..... |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:40:00 -
[226] - Quote
Sev Alcatraz wrote:Mcc's aren't built for intergalactic travel, if your going from the planet to a war barge sure but not travelling over 1000+ lightyears to another well entirely different plane of existence, you would actually need to punch a hole in the wall of the universe...well it's more like a rug actually,all intertwined and timey whimy mess of time and goop.
regardless enjoy your flight while we break down your molecular structure and move you between dimensions.
The Doctor is the navigator and Pilot is the Pilot |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:41:00 -
[227] - Quote
I wish this Heavy sitting next to me would STFU about his precious HMG or I swear I'm gonna cook off a MD round right here |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:52:00 -
[228] - Quote
Enji Elric wrote:I wish this Heavy sitting next to me would STFU about his precious HMG or I swear I'm gonna cook off a MD round right here
I hacked the trigger lock on your scrambler pistol. Its live.
You're welcome. |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:54:00 -
[229] - Quote
Breakin Stuff wrote:Enji Elric wrote:I wish this Heavy sitting next to me would STFU about his precious HMG or I swear I'm gonna cook off a MD round right here I hacked the trigger lock on your scrambler pistol. Its live. You're welcome.
Oops heh heh |
Ludwig Van Beatdropin
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
195
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:59:00 -
[230] - Quote
New Eden Is on the horizon, we aren't In Kansas anymore. |
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Kevall Longstride
DUST University
Ivy League
71
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Posted - 2013.01.10 09:00:00 -
[231] - Quote
Just used my secret weapon, silent but deadly
Not talking about a nova knife. |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.10 09:02:00 -
[232] - Quote
Ludwig Van Beatdropin wrote:New Eden Is on the horizon, we aren't In Kansas anymore.
I'll be close this weekend ... heading to Kansas City
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Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.10 09:03:00 -
[233] - Quote
Kevall Longstride wrote:Just used my secret weapon, silent but deadly
Not talking about a nova knife.
My Rebreather isn't working GAAAH |
sargeant mike wolfe
Doomheim
6
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Posted - 2013.01.10 10:03:00 -
[234] - Quote
Ok someone's not flying fast enough that's it I'm flying this hunk of metal to tranquility! I'll get us ther before you can say "grenade!" An the inflight movies suck. Put one the expendables or something other then rob snider. Yikes |
GLOO GLOO
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
217
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Posted - 2013.01.10 10:05:00 -
[235] - Quote
Legs are hurting ... Need a walk and a WC. |
Enkidu Camuel
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
69
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Posted - 2013.01.10 10:12:00 -
[236] - Quote
I'm going back to sleep again... when I wake up I hope to hear the captain voice saying "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New Eden" good night everyone! *goes to sleep* |
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CCP Frame
C C P
C C P Alliance
470
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Posted - 2013.01.10 11:18:00 -
[237] - Quote
We are entering the Tranquility air space. Expect heavy turbulence. |
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Musta Tornius
BetaMax.
265
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Posted - 2013.01.10 11:22:00 -
[238] - Quote
/me puts on the seat belt and an oxygen mask |
GLOO GLOO
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
217
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Posted - 2013.01.10 11:33:00 -
[239] - Quote
*going back quick quick quick to my seat* !!!
God damn it, what a damn worm hole on the right !!! |
XxVic1ouSxX
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
3
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Posted - 2013.01.10 11:33:00 -
[240] - Quote
Rough riders  |
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