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Defrosted Tuna
Doomheim
6
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:26:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:By the way don't eat the defrosted tuna
But we are quite Tasty. |
Vaerana Myshtana
ScIdama
Endless Renaissance
202
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:27:00 -
[32] - Quote
Quafe, Exotic Dancers, and Mercenaries...
I think I saw The Damsel in the cargo hold somewhere, too... |
BMSTUBBYx
Doomheim
83
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:30:00 -
[33] - Quote
Are we there yet?
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Belzeebub Santana
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
409
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:34:00 -
[34] - Quote
Is suicide still strictly forbidden? Imma bout to blow my brains out all over this sissy scout that keeps getting up to take a **** every two seconds!!! |
1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:34:00 -
[35] - Quote
just my luck they just had to sit me next to the toilet hay could i get a courtesy flush well at least the movie is good if only i could see it there are to many heavys in the way  i hate my life |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2242
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:39:00 -
[36] - Quote
Belzeebub Santana wrote:Is suicide still strictly forbidden? Imma bout to blow my brains out all over this sissy scout that keeps getting up to take a **** every two seconds!!!
I always thought we were supposed to go in our suits
This is the longest I've kept a clone alive and i ate too many blueberries.
A clone once told me
" you know taste there are two kinds of mercs out there those that p/ss in there suits and those than lie about it." |
xMarauder
Doomheim
139
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:43:00 -
[37] - Quote
Excuse me! G£ï
My seat broke. It said some bs about too much weight... |
Jesse Jayne
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
206
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:51:00 -
[38] - Quote
HowDidThatTaste wrote:Belzeebub Santana wrote:Is suicide still strictly forbidden? Imma bout to blow my brains out all over this sissy scout that keeps getting up to take a **** every two seconds!!! I always thought we were supposed to go in our suits This is the longest I've kept a clone alive and i ate too many blueberries. A clone once told me " you know taste there are two kinds of mercs out there those that p/ss in there suits and those than lie about it."
Jesse jayne- kicks howdidthattaste seat. Callsign tango- whispers how did that taste. |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:56:00 -
[39] - Quote
Hope ya'll don't mind but I "accidentally" shot the pilot dead and now i'm flying and i'm bout to play Hank Williams Jr. at 110 decibels while I fly like a drunk through the asteroid field. |
DEADPOOL5241
Doomheim
212
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:01:00 -
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Hmm what movie should I watch on the flight...
1
2
3
4
or should I go back to the classics.. 5
nah, im going to non stop this for the entire flight |
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THE-BEAST
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
54
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:01:00 -
[41] - Quote
Julius Vindice wrote:Hope ya'll don't mind but I "accidentally" shot the pilot dead and now i'm flying and i'm bout to play Hank Williams Jr. at 110 decibels while I fly like a drunk through the asteroid field.
I call shotgun!
Do ink +50 oops the co pilot is gone too. Give me a swig......... "all my roudy friends are coming over tonight!......" |
coldfire reborn
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
63
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:02:00 -
[42] - Quote
I lost my hmg Jesse help me find it and my seat is to smll I cant move >.> |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:06:00 -
[43] - Quote
Can someone please get these two heavies off me? They're sleeping, they're leaning in and I just so happen to be in the middle seat.
EEwwwwwww!! Did one of them just drool? |
D'Ogofwar
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:06:00 -
[44] - Quote
I'm ready for this bird to sail.
But in the meantime, I'll be stretching my legs out on the tarmac.
With my forge gun.
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Val'herik Dorn
CrimeWave Syndicate
263
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:09:00 -
[45] - Quote
I'll nano inject whereever and whom ever I please. So... who wants millions of tiny robots inside them? |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:10:00 -
[46] - Quote
D'Ogofwar wrote:I'm ready for this bird to sail. But in the meantime, I'll be stretching my legs out on the tarmac. With my forge gun.
Damn it, we got scrubs here. You know they're too young for that. |
BMSTUBBYx
Doomheim
83
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:10:00 -
[47] - Quote
I just Farted, wafting wafting! |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:24:00 -
[48] - Quote
Val'herik Dorn wrote:I'll nano inject whereever and whom ever I please. So... who wants millions of tiny robots inside them?
Well Its going to be a long flight...scew. it, hit me up man |
1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:32:00 -
[49] - Quote
shhhhhhhhhh this is the best part Rico get some get some kill it shoot it in the face shoot it in the face |
Octavian Vetiver
Dog Nation United
Relativity Alliance
152
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:36:00 -
[50] - Quote
[quote=DEADPOOL5241]Hmm what movie should I watch on the flight...
I hope you burn for all eternity for that last one!!!
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2-Ton Twenty-One
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
235
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:38:00 -
[51] - Quote
Warm nuts anyone? |
1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:43:00 -
[52] - Quote
2-Ton Twenty-One wrote:Warm nuts anyone?
hey fattys dont share food they eat it all before the scouts can get any that why they so skinny |
2-Ton Twenty-One
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
235
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:44:00 -
[53] - Quote
D'Ogofwar wrote:I'm ready for this bird to sail. But in the meantime, I'll be stretching my legs out on the tarmac. With my forge gun.
too bad an aircraft is the size or bigger then a MCC to carry all the mercs over. So that little pea shooter is not going to do anything. |
1LTNORFLEET
Lost-Legion
24
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:45:00 -
[54] - Quote
2-Ton Twenty-One wrote:D'Ogofwar wrote:I'm ready for this bird to sail. But in the meantime, I'll be stretching my legs out on the tarmac. With my forge gun. too bad an aircraft is the size or bigger then a MCC to carry all the mercs over. So that little pea shooter is not going to do anything.
um a breach forge gun does more damage than 4 null cannons combined |
The Polish Hammer
Doomheim
373
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:46:00 -
[55] - Quote
These drink prices are ridiculous....
Where the hell is Free Beers when you need him? |
Shane Darko
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
11
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:46:00 -
[56] - Quote
Phew made it just in time,now all I need is my tiny peanuts. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:47:00 -
[57] - Quote
*pokes a nearby sitting merc with his elbow*
Hey, mate, do you know how effective is the mail system here? It's the first time I'm sendin' ten Prometheuses to the Air Marshall. Too afraid they'll get stuck somewhere in Jita, you know.
Foley Jones wrote:Val'herik Dorn wrote:I'll nano inject whereever and whom ever I please. So... who wants millions of tiny robots inside them? Well Its going to be a long flight...scew. it, hit me up man
Oh man, who does this with syringes now'days? Hey Dorn, move over, a pro's comin'.
*gets out a REP Tool (Recreational Electronic Paramedic Toolkit), puts it straight to Foley's head and presses the trigger*
Now there is a big line of 'em little bastards beggin' to enter your head. A lot better, eh? |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:55:00 -
[58] - Quote
The Polish Hammer wrote:These drink prices are ridiculous....
Where the hell is Free Beers when you need him?
I know, right? 4.75 ISK for a bottle of water? I can get a value meal for that price at McDonald's in Jita. |
The Deposed King
Doomheim
1
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:55:00 -
[59] - Quote
In the event of an emergency all fatties can be used as a flotation device. |
Belzeebub Santana
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
409
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:55:00 -
[60] - Quote
Who wants to join me in the lavatory and join the 1mil mile hi club We are all clones here, so it ain't g@y  |
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