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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:30:00 -
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Welcome aboard, this is Flight 514 taking off from singularity to our destination area of tranquility, we would like to remind you that there are no emergency doors because, well you all are immortals. Space weather is looking clear with only a few asteroid clusters inbound. New Edens regulations mandate that all clones must not engage in any conflict during transition, we ask you to leave all weapons/explosives/nova knives in the compartments above your seats.
Please keep be aware due to space restrictions we do have Minmitar on board, but be assured they have gone through a thorough cavity search by concord. They are currently being stored in the cargo area of the MCC, so rest well.
All carry on modules most be stored on your dropsuits, please do not open your neocom during the flight for it may cause inflight disturbances.
All scrub players please do not enter the Proto-class section of your MCC.
We will have quafe and stripper available to all mercenaries, our on flight movie will be starship troopers.
Enjoy your flight and see you all on the other side.
***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***
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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:58:00 -
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All passengers, please ctfu (calm the fuzz up).
This is Captain Lannister, I have noticed many a merc harassing the female merc attendants. We would like you to remember, you need a "dolla if you wanna holla". We ask you kindly not to inject other mercs with your nanite injectors filling them with millions of tiny robots, because it is borderline homoerotic and creepy. We are not in coloradian airspace, so please turn in any quafeabis you all have been smoking.
We have added a new movie to our play list to remind all passengers what happens when you get too crunk/cray on a flight vessel.
Conair |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:43:00 -
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BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...*
*Walks up and down MCC*
*Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.*
...
Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:51:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters*
*Stops passport check on BetterHideGood*
*Sprints to cabin door*
STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP! |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:58:00 -
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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP! Over your shredded body! *Stacks up to wall with a shot gun *
I would like to say I warned you. But I never warn them.
*Opens neocom, L1*
Kira Lannister (Remote Explosive) Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 07:06:00 -
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Captains log: 51420: After the former Captain Lannister failed miserably to maintain order on the MCC, he retired to the underground fights.
He heard the announcement of the new commander who has commandeered his position. He shrugged, tossing his captains hat to the side it landed on a pile of vomit.
He had managed to steal enough mini-bottles of quafe from the protoclass section. It wasnGÇÖt doing it for Mr. Lannister. He had pulled out a bag of the quafeabis he had earlier confiscated from the mercs. He had no type of incendiary device, but luckily he saw an empty can of quafe on the ground. He knew better, but he didnGÇÖt care. He turned off his nova knife and poked a small hole in the can. He broke the quafeabis up and loaded it on his repurposed can. He turned on his nova knife and lowered the setting hovering it above the Quafeabis catching it afire; he smoked the Sacred Amarr Quafe Plant. He passed it to a logi-bro that was standing around, before wandering off deeper in the inner sanctums of the Minmitar festivities.
He was only wearing a type-2 suit for the flight, but he had red proto eyes.
/endlog |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 07:29:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:Andius Fidelitas wrote:Government CheeseBurger wrote:The Minimatar Party is still going strong in the cargo hold. Wait till the Gallente show up, we be the masters of partying! Minmatar Feasts vs Gallente Parties, or combine the two!! The Party of Free Peoples! Boo yeah! Nah nah nah man caldari girls all the way...sure they make you pay more for the goods but man do you get your money's worth
Yeah, but you ever had a Minmatar girl with the collar on? They do WHAT EVER you want.
EDIT: I usually play slay with them. |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:38:00 -
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Plenty! Was just making some mojitos with some! |
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