So long as I don't get seated next those Caldari scum and the Amarr don't try and convert me again. I just got the last bit of the brainwashing chemicals purged from my dropsuits.

Aw man, do I HAVE to sit next to this dude for the next 12+ hours? Crap, its not easy living the life of a mercenary.

I'll nano inject whereever and whom ever I please. So... who wants millions of tiny robots inside them?

Huh, I see my REP Tool is working as intended. Good to hear.

*Visits the Passenger seats* HEY there's a female Minmatar fight club brewing in the cargo hold, who wants to to come and see?

"Passengers, this is your captain speaking, it is a balmy eighty-seven degrees at our destination site where you will be offloaded for contract assignment and offloading to your new homes in New Eden. Pursuant to the change in captaincy i have changed the registry on the ship to Breakin Wind 514, and have altered our flight plan. We are several hours yet to our destination but I have opted to misappropriate company funds to acquire yet more hookers and beer for the lot of you.

Don't get too attached. Once we arrive i intend to crash the ship into District 12 of the planet. those of you who survive will need to make the long death march to District 1 or commit suicide. This is commonly referred to as the New Eden Express Bus.

Further pursuant to the seeking of my own amusement i have set the locks on the weapons lockers in the minmatar section to malfunction at random. In order to acquire a weapon you will need to tear out the neocom of the nearest fatty and use it to hack the malfunctioning locks. Section 7, 8 and 9 are the designated conflict areas, this debacle is being televised on Pay Per View in Hisec. Put on a good show, kiddies.

Clone Reactivation Units have been activated. Now hang on while I fly this thing through Pureblind and Stain before setting course for Jita.

Wait till the Gallente show up, we be the masters of partying!

Minmatar Feasts vs Gallente Parties, or combine the two!!

The Party of Free Peoples! Boo yeah!

*Pulls out knife and holds it to a passengers neck*

"I'm taking this ******* plane, we're gonna make a new stop in the COD servers. Get ready for ******* rubber-banding and lag switching"

This is like a whole new trip... hifive!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. We are now crossing a zone of turbulence. Please return your seats and keep your seat belts fastened. Thank you.

This is the Commander. We expect some forum turbulance from 12:00 GMT to 13:00 GMT so keep your seat belts on and avoid using the wash room around those times. We'll see you on the battlefields of New Eden soon.