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Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:30:00 -
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Welcome aboard, this is Flight 514 taking off from singularity to our destination area of tranquility, we would like to remind you that there are no emergency doors because, well you all are immortals. Space weather is looking clear with only a few asteroid clusters inbound. New Edens regulations mandate that all clones must not engage in any conflict during transition, we ask you to leave all weapons/explosives/nova knives in the compartments above your seats.
Please keep be aware due to space restrictions we do have Minmitar on board, but be assured they have gone through a thorough cavity search by concord. They are currently being stored in the cargo area of the MCC, so rest well.
All carry on modules most be stored on your dropsuits, please do not open your neocom during the flight for it may cause inflight disturbances.
All scrub players please do not enter the Proto-class section of your MCC.
We will have quafe and stripper available to all mercenaries, our on flight movie will be starship troopers.
Enjoy your flight and see you all on the other side.
***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***
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Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2047
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:32:00 -
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Guess who smuggled an RE onboard  |
56 truth
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
73
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:34:00 -
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Hope no one is allergic to peanuts! Now where's the booze |
D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
266
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:35:00 -
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You forgot about Scouts having to share seats because they are so skinny and that LogiBros should refrain from Nanite injection in the toilets! |
Beld Errmon
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
479
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:35:00 -
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Scouts are reminded to take extra care to avoid falling into the toilet, the seats were designed for assaults and heavies. |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:35:00 -
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Can I get a warm blanket please? |
Kay High
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
86
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:36:00 -
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So long as I don't get seated next those Caldari scum and the Amarr don't try and convert me again. I just got the last bit of the brainwashing chemicals purged from my dropsuits. |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2242
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:36:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:Guess who smuggled an RE onboard
Do I have to sit next to this guy he keeps scoping me. |
Sev Alcatraz
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
185
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:36:00 -
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Mcc's aren't built for intergalactic travel, if your going from the planet to a war barge sure but not travelling over 1000+ lightyears to another well entirely different plane of existence, you would actually need to punch a hole in the wall of the universe...well it's more like a rug actually,all intertwined and timey whimy mess of time and goop.
regardless enjoy your flight while we break down your molecular structure and move you between dimensions.
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Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:38:00 -
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security got on me for having a machinegun, shampoo, and a grenade |
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D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
266
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:38:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:Sleepy Zan wrote:Guess who smuggled an RE onboard Do I have to sit next to this guy he keeps scoping me.
Funniest thing I read all day! +1 |
Enkidu Camuel
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
69
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:38:00 -
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Sev Alcatraz wrote:
regardless enjoy your flight while we break down your molecular structure and move you between dimensions.
Our daily bread when we use the Drop Uplinks XD
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Moochie Cricket
SyNergy Gaming
143
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:49:00 -
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My seat is directly next to a family with twin infants.
****. |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2047
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:52:00 -
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Moochie Cricket wrote:My seat is directly next to a family with twin infants.
****.
Shiiiit I have to sit next to the fat guy, how do all those peanuts taste  |
Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax.
2867
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:55:00 -
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Why am I in a cage in the animal portion of the luggage? |
G Sacred
Rubber Chicken Bombers
73
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:55:00 -
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May I ask who the Air Marshall on board is? I have a Krin's Sin-11 Assault Rifle in my luggage I would like him to have. I'm apparently not allowed to keep all the cool stuff I found on the battlefield when we get to Tranquility. Thanks! |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2242
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Posted - 2013.01.10 00:58:00 -
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Sleepy Zan wrote:Moochie Cricket wrote:My seat is directly next to a family with twin infants.
****. Shiiiit I have to sit next to the fat guy, how do all those peanuts taste
Nom nom nom... they kind taste like blueberrys
(Melee's sleepy) "hey wake up can I use your headset my comms are down." |
Maul 555
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:03:00 -
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I hope you have a few more movies, its going to be a long trip... |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:05:00 -
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Kay High wrote:So long as I don't get seated next those Caldari scum and the Amarr don't try and convert me again. I just got the last bit of the brainwashing chemicals purged from my dropsuits.
Who you calling caldari scum? Your luckly they don't allow guns on board! |
Julius Vindice
Anonymous Killers Mercenary Corporation
40
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:07:00 -
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The air marshal just tazed me for giving him some jack daniels and a flux grenade |
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Octavian Vetiver
Dog Nation United
Relativity Alliance
152
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:10:00 -
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Julius Vindice wrote:The air marshal just tazed me for giving him some jack daniels and a flux grenade
Well, guess he's enjoying lots of quafe and whiskeys.
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Government CheeseBurger
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
232
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:11:00 -
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I don't care! Im having a F'n smoke in here. 12 hours grumble And I'm not paying 50 aur a beer I brought my own on board. |
LT Dans Legs
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
72
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:12:00 -
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Sev Alcatraz wrote:Mcc's aren't built for intergalactic travel, if your going from the planet to a war barge sure but not travelling over 1000+ lightyears to another well entirely different plane of existence, you would actually need to punch a hole in the wall of the universe...well it's more like a rug actually,all intertwined and timey whimy mess of time and goop.
regardless enjoy your flight while we break down your molecular structure and move you between dimensions.
Aw man, do I HAVE to sit next to this dude for the next 12+ hours? Crap, its not easy living the life of a mercenary. |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:15:00 -
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LT Dans Legs wrote:Sev Alcatraz wrote:Mcc's aren't built for intergalactic travel, if your going from the planet to a war barge sure but not travelling over 1000+ lightyears to another well entirely different plane of existence, you would actually need to punch a hole in the wall of the universe...well it's more like a rug actually,all intertwined and timey whimy mess of time and goop. regardless enjoy your flight while we break down your molecular structure and move you between dimensions.  Aw man, do I HAVE to sit next to this dude for the next 12+ hours? Crap, its not easy living the life of a mercenary.
Don't worry I don't snore. At all :)...but I might mistake you as my cat and start to cuddle with you |
Sobriety Denied
Universal Allies Inc.
432
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:17:00 -
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a preview to this flight's movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtY_545-ST8 |
Government CheeseBurger
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
232
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:17:00 -
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Sev Alcatraz wrote:Mcc's aren't built for intergalactic travel, if your going from the planet to a war barge sure but not travelling over 1000+ lightyears to another well entirely different plane of existence, you would actually need to punch a hole in the wall of the universe...well it's more like a rug actually,all intertwined and timey whimy mess of time and goop.
regardless enjoy your flight while we break down your molecular structure and move you between dimensions.
Shut up and watch the movie |
Big Popa Smurff
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
104
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:21:00 -
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Heavy's take up 2 seats. |
Elijah Sol' Dzusaki
Onward Defrosted Tuna Team
485
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:22:00 -
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Um no thanks...
Besides I will be using the toilette for most of the flight. |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2242
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:23:00 -
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WTF only stupid people are breading 
I'm glad I carry a gun, which planet is that on we need to wipe them out. |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2242
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Posted - 2013.01.10 01:24:00 -
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By the way don't eat the defrosted tuna |
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