You forgot about Scouts having to share seats because they are so skinny and that LogiBros should refrain from Nanite injection in the toilets!

Well I missed the party apparently..............Mr Zitro shut me in a locker. Stupid teammate.....he wanted me to look at this new gun he got..never trusting him again.

"Drags both varmaaks into a cargo container and locks it tight"

Now this might be the only container that is actually secure, meaning that you won't get out until we can properly deal with you bath after the trip is over. So enjoy your time being paralyzed from head to toe if you can, for its gonna be a long voyage.

Wait a minute, that comment about a fight club just gave an idea.

"Takes the container to the fight club and throws it into the ring"

How about a new weapon for my fellow minmatar!? Oh, and it has two Amarrian slave drivers inside, so have fun!

I almost forgot, as a personal request, DON'T kill them. Infact, beat them to near death, revive them, and repeat!

Welcome aboard, this is Flight 514 taking off from singularity to our destination area of tranquility, we would like to remind you that there are no emergency doors because, well you all are immortals. Space weather is looking clear with only a few asteroid clusters inbound. New Edens regulations mandate that all clones must not engage in any conflict during transition, we ask you to leave all weapons/explosives/nova knives in the compartments above your seats.

Please keep be aware due to space restrictions we do have Minmitar on board, but be assured they have gone through a thorough cavity search by concord. They are currently being stored in the cargo area of the MCC, so rest well.

All carry on modules most be stored on your dropsuits, please do not open your neocom during the flight for it may cause inflight disturbances.

All scrub players please do not enter the Proto-class section of your MCC.
We will have quafe and stripper available to all mercenaries, our on flight movie will be starship troopers.

Enjoy your flight and see you all on the other side.

***Heavies will be charged an extra isk fee for overweight capacity violations.***

You do realize you can't be revived from headshots right? *both get up and pin you to the ground*

(Walks by with an exotic dancer) dude you're sick, now if you'll excuse me we'll need the restroom for 30 seconds

Fixed that for you

Fixed that for you

So long as I don't get seated next those Caldari scum and the Amarr don't try and convert me again. I just got the last bit of the brainwashing chemicals purged from my dropsuits.