Who wants to join me in the lavatory and join the 1mil mile hi club We are all clones here, so it ain't g@y

See, I told ya'll REP Tools are not prohibited... A'right?

Anyway, anyone bother to sell me a bottle of water for an ISK? I'll give you a discount for your next REP session.

*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!!

He climaxed in the lavatory.

Mate, you know these kids' toys don't work on me, no sir.

*Presses his REP Tool to the neck, squeezes the trigger and relaxes*

Ah, tha's better. But you owe me two hundred thousand ISK now, man, I need my moral compensation. You neckstabber.

*Vermaak gets tackled by a Concord Air Marshall*

-_-




Looks like we forgot to bring the updated Concord. I forgot the old ones can be tanked.

Said "previously", mate. And that was my clone's spine and your twin doin' this horrible deed.

Anyone got a Sharpie?

*Walks up and down MCC*

*Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.*

...

Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport?

Aargh, what is on my helmet? *looks at Maken* Not cool, mate, not cool at all. Vermaak, did you even hear the attendant's transmission? I thought he warned you quite well. And stop talking about slaves, you filthy, arrogant Amart. *goes back to sleeping with a snore*

"Points his Scrambler at Vermaak's skull from behind."

Sir, if you want to live long enough to do your best Top Gun impression with spare clones as an insurance policy, I would kindly ask that you return to your seat. Otherwise I will either shoot you in head or send you into one of the not-so-secure cargo containers by gunpoint.

*face palms* not again Vermaak we already got in trouble last week........

So that's what an afterlife must be, eh? An alternative reality with a different course o' events. Officer, we gotta get those two guys to the scientists ASAP once we are at our destination.

Normally Concord would not help in Null, but there is a constant in New Eden: Rules tend to be broken.

How much time before we can make the jump to TQ?

Oh, one more thing about Concord, they are night unbeatable.

How do you think they keep High-sec safe?

You'd be surprised at how far Concord will go to make something as important to New Eden as this voyage run smoothly.

Now will someone shut this guy up and get the FC on the line?

"Drags both varmaaks into a cargo container and locks it tight"

Now this might be the only container that is actually secure, meaning that you won't get out until we can properly deal with you bath after the trip is over. So enjoy your time being paralyzed from head to toe if you can, for its gonna be a long voyage.

Wait a minute, that comment about a fight club just gave an idea.

"Takes the container to the fight club and throws it into the ring"

How about a new weapon for my fellow minmatar!? Oh, and it has two Amarrian slave drivers inside, so have fun!

I almost forgot, as a personal request, DON'T kill them. Infact, beat them to near death, revive them, and repeat!

Fixed that for you