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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:29:00 -
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So, how long have we been flying so far? |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:30:00 -
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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools Do I have to explain again? Oh, a'right, you were in the bathroom when I showed my rep modules. Come back to sleep *takes his previous helmet and bashes Kuvake with it, driving him unconscious as well* Seems like we're clear, mates! Now, if someone would kindly help me drag 'em kids into the cargo bay... Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here? *grabs the Nova Knife that previously stuck out of Vermaak Doe's chest and tosses it safely over to Enkidu* Here you go, man. Enjoy your peanuts! You do realize I Svered your spine with said Nova knives right?
Said "previously", mate. And that was my clone's spine and your twin doin' this horrible deed. |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:31:00 -
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Good thing I brought my rep with me. "Fixes up everyone and returns to the startled Prototype section"
Situation is normal now, it turns out some drunken fool was trying to perform his best Top Gun impression, along with friends to back him up. They have been dealt with, and now for the fun part.
"Sets his radio frequency to the hidden clone compartment, where the violent passengers have just been revived at." Attention ruckus causing knuckleheads, as of right now until we arrive at our final destination, you literally have one life to live. All of your offsite clones have been disconnected from the ones that you are currently using. This means that if you die now, that is it, you are done, game freaking over!
Now I will kindly have the doors in your location unlocked so that you may return to your original sections, though will notice that you currently have no weapons or modules on your person at this time. Note that all of the weapons and modules that you had brought with you will be returned to you as copies AFTER the voyage is over, not a moment before.
Thank you and, one again, have a safe flight! o/ |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:32:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:So, how long have we been flying so far?
Four and a half hours now... Man, I'm tired of this rubbish. Now that we've got the Flight Attendant with us, I'll calmly go to sleep for the rest o' the flight. *leans back in his chair and falls asleep* |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:33:00 -
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@Frodaris
Party pooper. |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:35:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*leans back in his chair and falls asleep*
Anyone got a Sharpie? |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:36:00 -
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This thread is the most fun I had on the fourms.....the devs better make a cameo of this in the full game :) this thread is legendary |
ImMortal SoLDieR X
RestlessSpirits
41
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:36:00 -
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START TRANSMISSION............................
(......Glad he didnt look under this RANDOM FATBOY ....)
(......Gotta just make it to TRANQUILITY with this EXILE....... 6 1/2 more hrs. Im just gonna sit tight and enjoy the view.....)
END TRANSMISSION................................... |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:37:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:@Frodaris
Party pooper.
*Wakes up from the sharp remark* Nah, mate, I for one thank him. I don't *yawn* have that many clones left in the cargo bay, and if those drunk kids come out to play again... Well, it's not gonna be nice, I can say that. Anyway, good night. *falls asleep* |
Government CheeseBurger
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
232
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:38:00 -
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After this Keg of beer and the next 5 we will only have 10 more kegs off beer down here. HEY Pull over at the next beer store would ya. We have a cargo hold of peanuts for all you up top to keep you busy if you pull over. |
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Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:38:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Wake up Doe, we've more work to *shoots Ner'Zul in the liver* we can take these Concord fools Do I have to explain again? Oh, a'right, you were in the bathroom when I showed my rep modules. Come back to sleep *takes his previous helmet and bashes Kuvake with it, driving him unconscious as well* Seems like we're clear, mates! Now, if someone would kindly help me drag 'em kids into the cargo bay... Enkidu Camuel wrote:Why... darn! I can't open this bag of peanuts, someone has Nova Knifes here? *grabs the Nova Knife that previously stuck out of Vermaak Doe's chest and tosses it safely over to Enkidu* Here you go, man. Enjoy your peanuts! You do realize I Svered your spine with said Nova knives right? Said "previously", mate. And that was my clone's spine and your twin doin' this horrible deed.
You should work on knocking people out*hits you're unprotected head with a guy in a scout suit*
- Drake, happy early birthday I got you a slave. Now you're one step closer to being like sansha
~thanks Doe, you and kuvakei will be 20mil richer each as soon as you land |
BetterHideGood
Galactic Alliance 514
39
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:39:00 -
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*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:40:00 -
[133] - Quote
https://urbummed.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/sharpie-face.jpg |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:40:00 -
[134] - Quote
Maken Tosch wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*leans back in his chair and falls asleep* Anyone got a Sharpie?
We have proto Nova knives! |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:43:00 -
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BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...*
*Walks up and down MCC*
*Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.*
...
Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
Talos Incorporated
153
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:45:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:https://urbummed.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/sharpie-face.jpg
Aargh, what is on my helmet? *looks at Maken* Not cool, mate, not cool at all. Vermaak, did you even hear the attendant's transmission? I thought he warned you quite well. And stop talking about slaves, you filthy, arrogant Amart. *goes back to sleeping with a snore* |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:45:00 -
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A reminder: At about half way to our destination, all currently allowed communication methods will become unavailable until we arrive at the designated Null-Sec system, at which point communication will be brought back online. This includes galactic Internet access, so the forum-goers will have to bear with us for a while (see what I did there? lol).
If you look to the windows to your right, you will notice that the four Concord Titan-Class spaceships, CCP Democracy, GankProof, SailsFan, and Tycoon, have just come into view. Note that each vessel was built with the same design philosophies that are associated with each of the four factions.
Yes, they are indeed a majestic sight, and contrary to my earlier warning about seeing such vessels, these are the only ones that won't attack us on sight, so take not of that please. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:46:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport?
*sneaks into captain's quarters* |
Zan'aar Nexhawk
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:49:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters*
Heeey, did that guy just...? Officer, we have a problem! Over there, in front of the Proto section! |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:49:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:Maken Tosch wrote:https://urbummed.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/sharpie-face.jpg Aargh, what is on my helmet? *looks at Maken* Not cool, mate, not cool at all. Vermaak, did you even hear the attendant's transmission? I thought he warned you quite well. And stop talking about slaves, you filthy, arrogant Amart. *goes back to sleeping with a snore*
I'm more gallente than you may think, and it's kuvakei, who's caldari emulating Sansha, another caldari desire to control new Eden through slaves of mainly amarr decent labor |
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Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1592
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:50:00 -
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More in-flight entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_UFahD7V88&feature=g-list&list=PLk8RCHiu-6X3r87Al40q8-VkPjMqkF2bK |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:51:00 -
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"Points his Scrambler at Vermaak's skull from behind."
Sir, if you want to live long enough to do your best Top Gun impression with spare clones as an insurance policy, I would kindly ask that you return to your seat. Otherwise I will either shoot you in head or send you into one of the not-so-secure cargo containers by gunpoint. |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:51:00 -
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Zan'aar Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* Heeey, did that guy just...? Officer, we have a problem! Over there, in front of the Proto section!
*knocks you out and ties you to the toilet in the blue dot restroom |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:51:00 -
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Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters*
*Stops passport check on BetterHideGood*
*Sprints to cabin door*
STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP! |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:53:00 -
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I have the main Vermaak on gunpoint, go for the twin!
Now then, you will stay right there without making a move until I see fit.
Oh and for the record, this thing is not a militia level pistol, and I think we both know what scramblers can do to exposed craniums. |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
385
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:53:00 -
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Frodaris Sortana wrote:"Points his Scrambler at Vermaak's skull from behind."
Sir, if you want to live long enough to do your best Top Gun impression with spare clones as an insurance policy, I would kindly ask that you return to your seat. Otherwise I will either shoot you in head or send you into one of the not-so-secure cargo containers by gunpoint.
You have five seconds to put that gun towards you're head, one... |
Zan'aar Nexhawk
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:54:00 -
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Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei wrote:Zan'aar Nexhawk wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* Heeey, did that guy just...? Officer, we have a problem! Over there, in front of the Proto section! *knocks you out and ties you to the toilet in the blue dot restroom
*muffled voice* Officer, over here! This guy seems to be the twin, and he is tying me up at this very moment! Please either shoot him or get my HMG from under the seat and knock this man out! Heeeelp! |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:54:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:Vermaak Doe wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:BetterHideGood wrote:*Crawls out from under the luggage compartment and sneaks into a seat...* *Walks up and down MCC* *Notices ducktape on mercs dropsuit.* ... Excuse me sir, I am conducting a random seat check. May I see your New Eden Passport? *sneaks into captain's quarters* *Stops passport check on BetterHideGood* *Sprints to cabin door* STOP THESE SHENANIGANS! OPEN UP!
Over your shredded body! *Stacks up to wall with a shot gun * |
Vermaak 'Fatal' Kuvakei
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
151
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:56:00 -
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@Nexhawk *Shoves your face into the toilet and proceeds to urinate* |
Frodaris Sortana
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
43
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Posted - 2013.01.10 04:56:00 -
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"Fires a shot to his skull, bursts the door open and kills the twin just before he could shoot his shotgun"
Immortals they are not...
"Runs into the bathroom and shoots the urinating madman."
I will not have any pissing on officers in this ship! |
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