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Breakin Stuff
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Posted - 2013.01.10 06:01:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:*jumps in his seat* Whoa, did this ship jus' do a barrel roll? VERMAAK!!! He climaxed in the lavatory.
I'm the pilot! Any o you who've enjoyed my dropship flights know that only God can save you now!
i welded the cockpit shut. |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 06:27:00 -
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"Passengers, this is your captain speaking, it is a balmy eighty-seven degrees at our destination site where you will be offloaded for contract assignment and offloading to your new homes in New Eden. Pursuant to the change in captaincy i have changed the registry on the ship to Breakin Wind 514, and have altered our flight plan. We are several hours yet to our destination but I have opted to misappropriate company funds to acquire yet more hookers and beer for the lot of you.
Don't get too attached. Once we arrive i intend to crash the ship into District 12 of the planet. those of you who survive will need to make the long death march to District 1 or commit suicide. This is commonly referred to as the New Eden Express Bus.
Further pursuant to the seeking of my own amusement i have set the locks on the weapons lockers in the minmatar section to malfunction at random. In order to acquire a weapon you will need to tear out the neocom of the nearest fatty and use it to hack the malfunctioning locks. Section 7, 8 and 9 are the designated conflict areas, this debacle is being televised on Pay Per View in Hisec. Put on a good show, kiddies.
Clone Reactivation Units have been activated. Now hang on while I fly this thing through Pureblind and Stain before setting course for Jita. |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:01:00 -
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Quote:Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. We are now crossing a zone of turbulence. Please return your seats and keep your seat belts fastened. Thank you.
No he hasn't quit trying to make everyone feel better! Oh look the CFC and the DRF are fighting again. All personnel man your freaking battlestations! I'm gonna ram a titan! prepare boarding parties!
Target is an Avatar! Let's show those puritanical sissies how to party!
*ship rocks* Devs board first! We need your Hax to breach the shields and armor! |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:07:00 -
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skinn trayde wrote:So please, no hero sh*t!
hey Skinn, you got those whiny mortals under control yet? i need this barge to fly straight so we can board that titan and crash IT into our destination! |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:30:00 -
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All right boys and girls, the imperfects are buying the beer and the hookers! I hacked their accounts so be sure to thank them for this generosity. Also, naked pictures of Jamyl Sarum will be uploaded to your neocoms presently |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 08:52:00 -
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Enji Elric wrote:I wish this Heavy sitting next to me would STFU about his precious HMG or I swear I'm gonna cook off a MD round right here
I hacked the trigger lock on your scrambler pistol. Its live.
You're welcome. |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
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Posted - 2013.01.10 15:35:00 -
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Theres our final destination. pointing the ship at the planet and engaging microwarpdrive. I'll see you all in hell. |
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