I was trying to figure out what the hell you were rambling about. Turns out your upset that I took a metaphorical dump on this "list" everyone keep mentioning. In my defense, you guys have been ejaculating all over that list far too much to notice a little turd.

PS: You've mentioned nothing particularly difficult or challenging to pull off in a scout suit. But if it makes your e-peen feel bigger, by all means keep on stroking your gentiles. Just don't expect me to stroke your filthy STD ridden [male chicken].

Really?

Wow. Last time I was on, I hadn't seen him in MONTHS.

IDGAF about the list, I'm just pointing out what makes a good scout.

Read those tips. You might win some more PC's because of it. KD/R is only important in PC if you are REALLY good at slaying.

Everything else is about controlling objectives.

Source for Advice: Was on FA's A-Team for a very long time. Last time I checked, they owned most of the star map too. Makes me proud to see them trucking on.

CCP took so long to balance scouts, all the while keeping them in the gutter, they made OP skilled players that could adapt to any circumstance vs any odds and strategy. Sure, scout kills are on the rise due to balance. But the scouts that whip the ******* **** out of you to the point your come onto the forums and scream for change? That's a scout that played against you with stacked odds for about a year.

You are just reaping what CCP sowed. Your vacation is over. Since balance has been introduced you've had a few newbros sprout up to bolster our numbers, but the ones that have been making you screech into the night.. come here and cry for mercy?

We were forged from challenge, from adverse odds, and an underground community of intel sharing killers.


I don't collect your tears. No scout does. Just your thin roll over yellow blood.

It is satisfying to know our prey never could endure our strife... you weak sad sacks. I called it. other scouts called it. We drank to your naivet+¬ in our shop. All your threads are our trophies.

Keep begging for mercy. If if CCP grants it to you, we will still be at home. You will still die.

(:..[=\==>

Most people i stab don't seem to have high awareness.

And how could they your invisible to sight and radar , 3x faster, and loaded with one shot weapons . Keep kicking the puppy, one day it'll grow.

E-peen! E-peen! E-peen!

"spurt spurt spurt"

So you weren't talking about the list. Sad thing is, my post still applies to you even though I was mistaken. You've made me right when I was wrong trying to prove me wrong... That takes effort. I applaud you sir. But I still refuse to stroke your gentiles for you; you haven't even bought me dinner.

And how could they your invisible to sight and radar , 3x faster, and loaded with one shot weapons . Keep kicking the puppy, one day it'll grow.

I mean lolheavies. They are worthless without their logi gimp. Man scouts- isn't it funny when you kill a heavies logibro? The anguish.Real romeo and juliet stuff. I almost shed a tear.. nope. That's just heavy blood dripping off my helmet. phew! Thought you guys and your begging might have finally sparked some empathy

Really?

Wow. Last time I was on, I hadn't seen him in MONTHS.

He was on the other night.

Sweet lord you are booty sore. Show me on the doll where the sentinel touched you

I do the hurtin

Btw, that joke might have been funny when the first creative person made it up and said it.

You could say I do get butt hurt when people say something like it's clever, yet it is not. Actually, yes. The only time I get butthurt is when someone tries to be clever, yet says the same **** I've heard a billion times before. Let me guess.. next you'll say inb4lock or grab some popcorn?

No?

MAybe you are a umadbro type. Someone already called me a troll so we got that covered. hmmm.. what else have I heard to death... I guess I'll just have to wait for you to come here and regurgitate it.

This is nothing but a PSA, if you will. Heavies are hurt and confused, so I am letting them know the truth. It was predicted, and it came true.

You would say we nailed it right where the doll gets anatomically correct with a charged IshNok.

I do the hurtin

This is nothing but a PSA, if you will. Heavies are hurt and confused, so I am letting them know the truth. It was predicted, and it came true.

You would say we nailed it right where the doll gets anatomically correct with a charged IshNok.

CCP took so long to balance scouts, all the while keeping them in the gutter, they made OP skilled players that could adapt to any circumstance vs any odds and strategy. Sure, scout kills are on the rise due to balance. But the scouts that whip the ******* **** out of you to the point your come onto the forums and scream for change? That's a scout that played against you with stacked odds for about a year.

You are just reaping what CCP sowed. Your vacation is over. Since balance has been introduced you've had a few newbros sprout up to bolster our numbers, but the ones that have been making you screech into the night.. come here and cry for mercy?

We were forged from challenge, from adverse odds, and an underground community of intel sharing killers.


I don't collect your tears. No scout does. Just your thin roll over yellow blood.

It is satisfying to know our prey never could endure our strife... you weak sad sacks. I called it. other scouts called it. We drank to your naivet+¬ in our shop. All your threads are our trophies.

Keep begging for mercy. If if CCP grants it to you, we will still be at home. You will still die.

(:..[=\==>

So much bluster. Two paragraphs in reply to two sentences. Poor little scout is suffering from Napoleon syndrome.

I'm actually pretty tall. Well, average tall not exceptional tall.

Maybe he meant you thought you were French?

I'm actually pretty tall. Well, average tall not exceptional tall.

Maybe he meant you thought you were French?

These people that keep telling us being a scout takes skill are in some serious denial, and it's hilarious.
Scouts, having no role, don't have anything that bounds them to a team. Alongside this they have superior regeneration, precision, and dampening that they combine with cloak to basically do anything they please as the sole mechanism of ambushing players regardless of gamemode.

Then that means THAT THE SCOUT IS STILL CLOAKED!

Hey man, I swear, the scout wasn't cloaked, granted, for all intents and purposes he was cloaked from the perspective of everyone else, meaning he was still invisible and had a dampening bonus, but I'm TELLING you man, he wasn't cloaked, that he was invisible and dampened was because of lag.

Being tall exceptionally tall is a pain in the ass from what I hear. 6' is the sweet spot. That's where you want to be.
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