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Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
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Posted - 2012.07.15 18:04:00 -
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i just had my biggest oh **** moment ever on dust, i just got out of intense cqc combat and the red guys were running away so i go and try and bounce a grenade off a wall only to have it drop strait down in front of me my heart was all ready going from the cqc and by some strange loss of gravity i throw my self off my chair saying "oh ****" trying to get away from a in game grenade that betrayed me, my merc dies my team is mad at me and i am on the floor with my family wondering whats wrong with me.
i figured someone else have a worse stroy than me that would make me fell better so please post, and save my injured pride.
[edit] figured i add my most recent moment to the front page
was just playing a match and i train up my sniper skills, i walking along one of those huge roof things in skrimish and as i was walking a bug moves me 3 meters ahead of where i was standing, and thats over open air. ironiclly my brain makes a Wile E. coyoty reference. then i fall down onto the ground dead center of a group with 2 heavys 3 something else and a sargis tank needless to say my only response was oh ****.
EDIT
another more recent one from this build
Was running around and talking to someone in RL when all of a sudden a enemy lav rounds the corner has it comes towards me I put up my RL arms and legs to protect my face from a in game LAV speeding towards. It doesn't help I still die and my friend bust out laughing at me |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.15 18:06:00 -
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+1 for amazing post lmfao |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
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Posted - 2012.07.15 18:35:00 -
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so i take the silence as a sign that my moment was the worst? |
Jesse Jayne
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
206
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Posted - 2012.07.15 18:45:00 -
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Avenger 245 wrote:so i take the silence as a sign that my moment was the worst? No man I had a plenty terrible oh **** moments. One of the worst was I was in a game and I was 25-0 and I just got into a fight with an assault an 2 logistic suits an I came out on top. My little brother was in the room and I was like thats how a ******* man plays dust.
Well I go running over a hill after that an I went to take a drink of my coors light (needed a drink after that battle) when i got over the hill I had 2 sargaris tanks pointed directly at me. I said oh **** forgot there was a drink in my other hand spilled that all over my lap and still got killed. Worst part was that it was my last beer smh |
Rhadiem
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2012.07.15 20:40:00 -
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I barely survived a forge cannon beating in my Eryx dropship, and successfully landed it on a tower to heal up.. and blew up myself, my expensive ship, and my gunner because I didn't notice that this particular part of the tower was in the red zone.
Definitely a Hero to Zero moment. :)
But I didn't fall over IRL so I think you may still win. ;) |
Bubba Brown
Militaires Sans Jeux
32
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Posted - 2012.07.15 20:44:00 -
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shooting at a Bolas with my forge gun as it drops in an hav it dips to the side (as damaged bolas' are oft to do) and then DIVES STRAIGHT AT ME IN A HIGH SPEED CORKSCREW DEATH SPIRAL. I **** A CATHEDRAL but then it bumps into an awning above me and blows up. +37 wp |
John Surratt
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
49
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Posted - 2012.07.15 21:33:00 -
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Bubba Brown wrote:shooting at a Bolas with my forge gun as it drops in an hav it dips to the side (as damaged bolas' are oft to do) and then DIVES STRAIGHT AT ME IN A HIGH SPEED CORKSCREW DEATH SPIRAL. I **** A CATHEDRAL but then it bumps into an awning above me and blows up. +37 wp
Spawn in on objective. Get promptly squashed by a dropship. Respawn at same objective with SL. Get squashed again but get shot off. Kitten you Mr Dropship pilot, I'm gonna keep spawning till I kill you. Respawn. Dropship tries to squash me again. Manage to dodge this time. Snap shoot drop ship and kill it with SL and get two personnel kills (pilot & gunner?).
Get killed by burning wreck as it falls on top of me. |
ROIZENGH
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2012.07.15 21:40:00 -
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I'm sure everyones had this just spawning on a dropship with zero shield and armor just about to, that is the moment when you just go OH ****!!
@Avenger 245 I mourn that last beer with you |
Zeran Haggai
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
196
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Posted - 2012.07.15 21:47:00 -
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lmao great topic. I tend to play at night after the wife and kids go to bed, so i don't get quite so loud or animated about it IRL and thus can't beat your reaction. One time though i was defending the C objective with my forge from the roof top as i often do. After vaporizing some poor soul who tried to hack the terminal i turned around and up to check for Drop ships, and sure enough 30 or so feet above me one was gliding slowly down. It was so close and my heavy is just too slow to get away so i started charging my forge, figuring i'd at least make him limp away so someone else could kill him after i died.
Luck was on my side though. It was a militia ship and i suppose it had taken a fair amount of damage before getting to me. My forge fired as the bottom of the ship was just inches from my face and the ship exploded killing me, the pilot, and both of his gunners. The best part? I had the com bug and was stuck in the enemy voice chat. The second they exploded the gunners started chewing out the pilot, calling him an idiot for "crashing" the ship (guess they thought they exploded from hitting the ground lol) and the pilot frantically apologizing "Oh man, i didn't think it would kill us. I didn't think it would kill us." Hands down my favorite Dust514 moment. |
Daddrobit
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz RISE of LEGION
277
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Posted - 2012.07.15 22:00:00 -
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Was at the end of a game defending, was going 29-0, and I was at a nanohive replenishing some swarmers. All the sudden I get the message that I need to reconnect my controller, (battery died.) So I immediately try to hook up my controller to the usb, when I see that the cord is no longer there! Now I'm freaking out.
I jump up and start scanning the room for my cord as fast as possible when a heavy enemy walks up to my merc and stares at it for a bit before taking out his pistol and shooting me once, waiting a second, then shooting me a second time. Then I watch as he takes out his swarmers and tries blasting me with those. He goes through all 6 and I don't get a scratch.
It was then that I found my cord right below the shelf my PS3 is on. I scrambled to it and watched in horror as the heavy began swiping at me. Once, twice, three times, four... I get my controller hooked up and started blasting him as fast as my little smg could shoot, but the heavy got off that last and final swipe before I could back up enough. And as soon as the screen said (O) Suicide, we blew up the MCC.
I was so pissed at myself.... |
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Raynor Ragna
266
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Posted - 2012.07.15 22:41:00 -
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I was once chasing a guy and threw a nade really far infront of him. He kepts running, I didn't see an explosion but I figured it had gone off already. As I was chasing him I saw my nade as I ran over it... It blew up. sad face |
Icy Tiger
496
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Posted - 2012.07.15 22:52:00 -
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I was a Forge Gunner on the rooftop in the middle, and the enemy team was just throwing suicide dropships at me in an attempt to take me out. I take another militia one out, the turn around for more. I see nothing. Turn around again. Nothing. Turn back to the first side, and like a fking sea monster, it rises up from the ground. One badass Prometheus. I shoot him once. Nothing. Shoot him twice. Shields down. It rises up and then straight at my heavy, Charging up for a final shot, I fire and the burning ship crashes straight at me, 2 guys jump out and die, and my thumb randomly finds the triangle button. I press it and the flaming metal slides rigt over my head and to the ground. I turn back to the sun, flaming masses behind me. And from the afternoon bullet sounds only one word could be heard over the enemy mics. "Oh Sh*t." |
Arceus Evoxazon
Hikahotaru
119
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Posted - 2012.07.15 22:54:00 -
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This |
John Surratt
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
49
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Posted - 2012.07.16 00:44:00 -
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That scene describes it perfectly! |
Aldz D
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
49
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Posted - 2012.07.16 01:52:00 -
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LOL well i was a secondary cannon gunner for a tank and was going 13-0 doing so well at the last second the dude driving the tank went out to capture and hacked C and i was backing him up for 5 minutes and was still waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting,,,,,got irritated look at where he is and was gone without realizing he disconnected 4 dudes were behind me trying to get C and i was already saying IM DEAD IM DEAD so I got out off the vehicles without them realizing and seeing an abandoned tank put 5 remote explosives in front of it hiding on the front of the tanks while they hack both the tanks and C( the tanks was 2 inches off the C terminal RUN OFF THEY STARTED SHOOTING..and i thought i was in goddamn slow mo and was rapidly pressing L1 AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!...DUST 5 1 ******* 4 IS AWESOME! |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
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Posted - 2012.07.16 05:03:00 -
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anyone else can be my spaz reaction? |
Umallon Macross
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
281
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Posted - 2012.07.16 06:33:00 -
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On the attacking side, my team was fighting over the MRU in the top left of the map.
I roar in in my Saga XT, fishtailin like a baws.
A tiny little hillock rears up at me ready to strike!
BANG! Saga is flying through the air, I've seen DROPSHIPS with less hangtime!
The battle rages on underneath as I sail through the air like a majestic eagle.
Planet uses Gravity! Its super effective!
I see the sniper.
He's trying to shoot my buddies assaulting the MRU.
I'm heading straight for him.
He doesn't see me.
NOSE FIRST INTO THE COMPLETELY UNAWARE SNIPER!
I'm cheering and jumping up and down. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen in a game in my LIFE. |
Randrii
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
121
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Posted - 2012.07.16 06:55:00 -
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Umallon Macross wrote:On the attacking side, my team was fighting over the MRU in the top left of the map.
I roar in in my Saga XT, fishtailin like a baws.
A tiny little hillock rears up at me ready to strike!
BANG! Saga is flying through the air, I've seen DROPSHIPS with less hangtime!
The battle rages on underneath as I sail through the air like a majestic eagle.
Planet uses Gravity! Its super effective!
I see the sniper.
He's trying to shoot my buddies assaulting the MRU.
I'm heading straight for him.
He doesn't see me.
NOSE FIRST INTO THE COMPLETELY UNAWARE SNIPER!
I'm cheering and jumping up and down. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen in a game in my LIFE.
Sagas are ******* awesome, especialy once you figure out how to to that 360 burnout thing after some airtime. |
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CCP Frame
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
351
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Posted - 2012.07.16 07:00:00 -
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This thread just made my day. Loving it! :) |
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.16 07:07:00 -
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Came up behind a guy manning a turret, and switched to my SMG, ready to murder.
Then heard a loud noise behind me and turned around...
To find myself staring down the barrel of a Sagaris. Right after swapping AWAY from my Swarm Launcher. Kitten?
Tried swapping weapons, and hit a lag spike, which fortunately also made the tank miss, and gave me a chance to get away from it while blasting away with my SMG (getting a few laughs from a teammate on the mic for being a noob). |
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Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax.
2867
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Posted - 2012.07.16 07:07:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:This thread just made my day. Loving it! :)
Arent you supposed to be in CCP and not SAK? |
Wakko03
Better Hide R Die
134
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Posted - 2012.07.16 07:29:00 -
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You want a blank type of moment, try using a Move or Sharpshooter to drive or fly a vehicle. |
WHz DS9910
0
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Posted - 2012.07.16 08:10:00 -
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Zeran Haggai wrote:lmao great topic. I tend to play at night after the wife and kids go to bed, so i don't get quite so loud or animated about it IRL and thus can't beat your reaction. One time though i was defending the C objective with my forge from the roof top as i often do. After vaporizing some poor soul who tried to hack the terminal i turned around and up to check for Drop ships, and sure enough 30 or so feet above me one was gliding slowly down. It was so close and my heavy is just too slow to get away so i started charging my forge, figuring i'd at least make him limp away so someone else could kill him after i died.
Luck was on my side though. It was a militia ship and i suppose it had taken a fair amount of damage before getting to me. My forge fired as the bottom of the ship was just inches from my face and the ship exploded killing me, the pilot, and both of his gunners. The best part? I had the com bug and was stuck in the enemy voice chat. The second they exploded the gunners started chewing out the pilot, calling him an idiot for "crashing" the ship (guess they thought they exploded from hitting the ground lol) and the pilot frantically apologizing "Oh man, i didn't think it would kill us. I didn't think it would kill us." Hands down my favorite Dust514 moment.
Wait, there's voice chat? are we on the same game? If so, how do you use it (i'm a noob lolol)?
Anyways, my favorite Oh **** moment was when.......... O :) I was doing some Rail gun work, and just sniping away some guys attempting to try to get to the cannons to hack them (I use a rail gun as a sniper because scopes are for pussies ;) ) , I turn around to jump off that big tower, and a f****ng dropship was right behind me just looking at me............ at that moment I proceeded to **** myself and jump off the side before he rams me. But somehow, this idiot rammed the tower and squashed me lol. |
onlyelisha
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2012.07.16 08:39:00 -
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Haven't had anything to spectacular happen.
Just once I was running around with my forge gun when I saw a tank, I ran straight towards it, charging up my gun when I saw the guy in front of me get killed by it in one hit and I looked at it closer and saw that it was a Sagaris. I let go of the trigger button, turned around and ran away like a little girl. I did survive, not the most fun thing to be running away while one of those things is shooting at you. |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.16 08:46:00 -
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WHz DS9910 wrote:Wait, there's voice chat? are we on the same game? If so, how do you use it (i'm a noob lolol)? Don't worry, you're not the only one missing it.
Find the settings menu, it defaults to "off" for no coherent reason. You can turn it on there, and all will be well. |
zerkin gerend
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.16 09:09:00 -
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Bubba Brown wrote:shooting at a Bolas with my forge gun as it drops in an hav it dips to the side (as damaged bolas' are oft to do) and then DIVES STRAIGHT AT ME IN A HIGH SPEED CORKSCREW DEATH SPIRAL. I **** A CATHEDRAL but then it bumps into an awning above me and blows up. +37 wp i have been killed by many crashing Bolas*?*es they just fall over |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.16 09:26:00 -
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Umallon Macross wrote:Planet uses Gravity! Its super effective!
Made my day!
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Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.16 09:30:00 -
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It's a thing I guess. But killing a Bolas can be fun, and tend to be very destructive to whatever it carries.
The best I thing were one where there were two of them literally falling over each other delivering vehicles to the same spot I guess, I killed one, and it in turn killed the dropship under it, and the tank next to it. + a lot of enemies trying to get into either.
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Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.16 09:44:00 -
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We were pinned down at the back spawn for the defenders me and another assault were trading shots with a heavy and scout
me and the assault come up with a plan to get rid of the heavy and scout in one massive focus fire
we lob all of our remaining grenades blindly over the wall and pop out dumping our mags on the 2 enemies
just as the heavy dies one of the grenades explodes killing the scout
the epic part
when the scout dies the explosion sends his dead body flying in opposite direction thru the open hatch of a parked drop ship just as the game ends
GOAL!!!!!!!! |
Codename BG 47
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
47
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Posted - 2012.07.16 09:51:00 -
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I was trying my new snipping fit on the tower, I moved often left to right and so on. While being on Left side, killing with one shot every one of Reds trying to take B, I saw a dropships shadow. I realized that guy has "parked" and is coming for me. I came to see him....and "Oh ****..." HMG "ok...I'm screwed" one shot wont kill him...but I will not die without battle so I released R1, !!HIT!!...Running to the edge to make my escape. After shot I instinctively pressed R1. While on the ledge I turned over to see my killer....But hi didn't kill me so I released trigger (I was under the tower level) ...and I killed him . I was like "Oh ****...really?" and forgot to press X while falling...Ground was so hard...
The other thing is guy in the dropship that landed behind my back on the tower and started rocket camping campaign. So I shot him of the turret....HE DID THIS 5 TIMES IN THE ROW |
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Codename BG 47
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
47
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Posted - 2012.07.16 10:03:00 -
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I almost forgot. Lest night I was running away from the assault (Logi with sniper) when made It behind right tower (the last one for attackers) I was half armor and I saw TANK...my team tank. When I made to the tank I had about 9% armor. So I jumped in and try to target guy that was chasing me. Than I saw that he is trowing RM...pilot of my tank ran over it....But I made my escape. I crouched, pressed R1/L1 and wait for the wreck to disappear...So was the assault.
My bullet was fester |
Deskalkulos Ildigan
CrimeWave Syndicate
115
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Posted - 2012.07.16 10:07:00 -
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Have called in a dropship to fly to a tower so that i can take off an enemy dropship, selected Shock so that i can use my adv. swarm launcher to kill a nearby tank after doing that. Circling around while waiting for my ship since i got shot by said dropship missile launcher before, does register that i am directly under the dropship the moment i see a big shadow on the ground, then i get squashed. the dropship on tower fires at my dropship while i respawn, i enter it, fly to the rear end of the tower so that he won't see me, charge, and fly over him in front of him. Get attacked again, nearly lose my dropship, now i manage to push him off, see how both dropships explode on the ground, take out my swarm launcher, and take a step to the left since the tank is covered by the tower i'm standing on. Suddenly realize i stepped off the tower fall to the ground, right in front of the large turret of the tank. |
Kitt 514
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
94
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Posted - 2012.07.16 13:30:00 -
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No matter how big dust becomes. No game will ever have an o-**** moment worse than the good old:
"Clicked jump instead of bridge" |
Danfen Stark
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
93
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Posted - 2012.07.16 13:37:00 -
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Kitt 514 wrote:No matter how big dust becomes. No game will ever have an o-**** moment worse than the good old:
"Clicked jump instead of bridge"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGIALyoZc3o
"Oh my goood" ..."STFU now!"
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GR1NCH
Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State
199
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Posted - 2012.07.16 13:55:00 -
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ahhh kool remote explosives , ok fit them join battle , throw some their , throw some hear know what button makes them go BOOOOOOOM . ahaaa L1 instant daffy duck moment OMG ! |
PAY TO WIN
Air Raiders
84
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Posted - 2012.07.16 14:12:00 -
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Not really sure what is going on
You were trying to kill someone but the **** hit detection drew out the gun battle past enjoyable and then when you went to throw a grenade it didnt go where you wanted it to and you blew yourself up.
Is it because you were having an anxiety attack that everyone thinks this story is good?
There is nothing immersive about this beta were you on drugs?
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Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.16 20:03:00 -
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Danfen Stark wrote:Kitt 514 wrote:No matter how big dust becomes. No game will ever have an o-**** moment worse than the good old:
"Clicked jump instead of bridge" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGIALyoZc3o"Oh my goood" ..."STFU now!"
Now THAT is a proper Oh **** moment :)
For the few who don't know, an EVE titan like the one that accidentally jumped out, takes about 3 months to build, and it's RL cost is estimated at around $2500, calculated from it's in game cost, divided by the price of "PLEX" game time vouchers |
pritcht37
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2012.07.16 20:21:00 -
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Attackers in a match of skirmish, two evenly matched teams. We keep gaining and losing objective B, finally get control of B. I drop myself a remote explosive and stay to defend B. For next 4 mins nothing happens. In the mean time we gain and lose A three times. I decide the party's at A and chug on over. Fight no longer at A but moved to C drop remote explosive at A. as soon as I do I notice enemy is hacking B. Quickly press L1 and Booooom!!! During my wait to respawn this thought crosses my mind GÇ£You jackass you just blew yourself the **** up and didn't even get the other guyGÇ¥. |
Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
1003
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Posted - 2012.07.16 20:37:00 -
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Driving tank with two gunners, all of us have mics. I notice a sniper up in the hill's near a building and order gunners not to fire on him. Maneuver tank around the back of the hill (unsafe area) and with 5 seconds to spare manage to perch the crest of the hill. We see his red ticker light up from where he is, just a few meters beneath us.
I kick it into acceleration and drive forward, burning down the hill like a bat out of hell only to completely miss the sniper with the tank in my attempt to run him down.
We get to the bottom of the hill and the sniper (presumably shitting himself) disappears, and we're left fighting a crowd of infantry and vehicles in our neglect to note the surroundings during our hardcore objective of running over a sniper - just to do it.
Tank was destroyed seconds later from SL fire and Tank rounds. |
Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.17 05:12:00 -
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Renzo Kuken wrote:We were pinned down at the back spawn for the defenders me and another assault were trading shots with a heavy and scout
me and the assault come up with a plan to get rid of the heavy and scout in one massive focus fire
we lob all of our remaining grenades blindly over the wall and pop out dumping our mags on the 2 enemies
just as the heavy dies one of the grenades explodes killing the scout
the epic part
when the scout dies the explosion sends his dead body flying in opposite direction thru the open hatch of a parked drop ship just as the game ends
GOAL!!!!!!!!
no likes?
this was effing epic! |
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Gyrnius
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
65
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:12:00 -
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I was forge gunning as usual yesterday. A LAV comes zipping around the corner to the north of A and immediately points his nose at me and accelerates. I draw a bead and start charging the forge gun and back up a bit. I crest the little hill there and start backing down the rear. The LAV hits the hill and SAILS over me, but I couldn't aim quick enough to get the assault forge gun to discharge at him. He lands about 20m away and turns around for another pass, right at me. I charge up the gun and predict his line. The gun discharges with the LAV maybe 5m in front of me, and I smoothly sidestepped the wreckage as it rolls to a stop where I stood seconds before =) |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:41:00 -
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I had a good one yesterday.
I had just called down my Surya, and while waiting I hear the roar of an LAV (they sound so much cooler than my tank), as I'm at the edge of his unsafe space, near my own rear base, I know where it must be coming from, I turn as see him coming straight at me. I manage to jump and dodge him as he's about to run me over. Just in time my tank arrives, I jump in, start turning as fast as it can, and the LAV is circling me a little too fast for his own good, as I can see he's heading straight for my sights, so I time it just right (50% luck I'd say), and picks him off just as he's jumping a hill.
It was sweet. |
Woland Dietrich
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:59:00 -
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So there I am freshly spawned at a CRU surrounded by friendlies and feelin generally warm, cozy, and ready to kill. I put my controller down to light a cigarette . . . I hear the explosion and see a readout letting me know that an enemy dropship has gotten itself pasted. My cigarette lights up as I'm thinking to myself "well gosh there Woland, that sounded kinda close." and yeah, it was close, turns out it was right above my damned head. How do I know this? Well, just as I'm reaching for the controller four heavies drop down from the sky like bird-**** on a windshield and take a good hard look at me. I'd like to say I looked right back at em, grabbed my controller, and finished the job my team had started. I'd like to say that . . . Instead the cigarette landed on my lap, I knocked over my beer, and I did a faceplant into a forge gun, a HMG, and whatever else those bastards were packing.
I try to save my cigarettes for the ready room now. |
Drake Lyons
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
209
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Posted - 2012.07.17 16:22:00 -
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I had just evaded someone with a particularly mean prototype swarm launcher and was headed for complete safety when all of the sudden a Surya pops in. Not comes around a corner or is delivered by an RDV - actually texture-pops in. Right in front of me.
I changed course to get behind it, hoping to beat the traversal of its turret. We exchanged shots, the Surya firing first and we were both deep into armor. It had the time advantage and I knew the engagement was pretty much over. It started to back up, cutting me off and perfectly lined up for the next point blank shot.
When I rolled over it. Apparently the collision was sufficiently massive to deal a killing blow. I ended up with my smoldering Sagaris sitting atop the charred chassis of the Surya, shields quietly repping back.
Gotta love those moments. |
GiJCav WSG
Wraith Shadow Guards
15
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Posted - 2012.07.17 16:40:00 -
[45] - Quote
After being sniped several times from the building behind C, I decide to take a dropship up and remove the threat. So up I go I bale out pull out my Breach and remove the threat about that time the dropship falls right on top of me. Talk about a bad day? Since then make sure I leave the ship with plenty of forward momentum . |
Zev Caldari
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
94
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Posted - 2012.07.17 16:57:00 -
[46] - Quote
I was running my AV scout suit to down a militia dropship that no one else would. I get it, yes! However, the pilot and gunner bail out and land right on top of me. I'm frantically trying to switch to my side arm only to remember I was in a Scout-II (no side arm) and the bullets are flying at me. I'm in between A and B, closer to A which the enemy owns.
I back into A blindly, as that's better than the certain death coming from before me...right into another red. I kite them on the hill while all three form a triangle around me shooting a spray of metal death from their ARs, I drop my remote explosive and run straight at the southern-most guy. He runs right past me, I don't know what he was thinking! I blow the RE and kill all three, I only had about 20% armor left! |
fred orpaul
Tritan-Industries Legacy Rising
211
|
Posted - 2012.07.17 17:06:00 -
[47] - Quote
John Surratt wrote:Bubba Brown wrote:shooting at a Bolas with my forge gun as it drops in an hav it dips to the side (as damaged bolas' are oft to do) and then DIVES STRAIGHT AT ME IN A HIGH SPEED CORKSCREW DEATH SPIRAL. I **** A CATHEDRAL but then it bumps into an awning above me and blows up. +37 wp Spawn in on objective. Get promptly squashed by a dropship. Respawn at same objective with SL. Get squashed again but get shot off. Kitten you Mr Dropship pilot, I'm gonna keep spawning till I kill you. Respawn. Dropship tries to squash me again. Manage to dodge this time. Snap shoot drop ship and kill it with SL and get two personnel kills (pilot & gunner?). Get killed by burning wreck as it falls on top of me.
OMG that is by far the best story ever. Mainly cuase I feel your pain man. |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.17 17:15:00 -
[48] - Quote
I was drunk, riding in the gunner's seat in a Dropship, and I was busy killing a tank when someone shouted "Bail out!"
I took one last shot, and the tank exploded (turns out it was a Sagaris, in case anyone's interested), then I jumped, and was JUST high enough to get a last second dampener prompt before I reached ground level. Awesome. Until I turned around, and saw our Dropship about to land on top of me. "Oh ****!" |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 03:31:00 -
[49] - Quote
ROLF guess mines not the worst after all. |
Carilito
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
345
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Posted - 2012.08.03 03:35:00 -
[50] - Quote
Dropship Battle on ambush; decided to hop out my crashing dropship into an allies dropship that was rammed by an enemy dropship. Everyone bailed and duked it out gladiator style amongst the wreckage. |
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Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.08.03 03:47:00 -
[51] - Quote
On the defending team pinned down at the spawn point with a sniper camping it from one of the rooftops.
Couldn't ******* take him out. 3 seconds or less after every spawn I had a notification that I'd been shot to death by an ishtar sniper rifle. Each time he'd kill me before I could get a shot off. Spawned half a dozen heavy fits w/ forge gun or sniper rifle. Managed to sight toward him a few times. Couldn't freaking hit him.
Started dropping uplinks all over the place in our little corner to throw them off. Kept getting 1shotted by the sniper Managed to run along the side with the barrier between me and him & call in a drop ship. Got away from the spawn campers.
Faceplanted the ship into the tower I was trying to circle behind...bailed out of it before it took me to a fiery grave. Realized I'd already dropped all of my uplinks from the build while trying to get the dropship in play... Went to take out one of the sargis that had been camping us & ended up hacking it instead. Joyride lasted for 15 seconds before their other tank, 4 sets of swarm launchers & 2 forge guns hit me.
Super FML moment. |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
680
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 03:52:00 -
[52] - Quote
Garrett Blacknova wrote:WHz DS9910 wrote:Wait, there's voice chat? are we on the same game? If so, how do you use it (i'm a noob lolol)? Don't worry, you're not the only one missing it. Find the settings menu, it defaults to "off" for no coherent reason. You can turn it on there, and all will be well. It's to protect you from Bad Furry. |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 13:45:00 -
[53] - Quote
I just had the best WTF moment of my Dust carreer to date. I'm started fiddling with an Assualt SW fit. Trying to see how it works out. So I made one and ran out to test it. I was parked at the base of the tower near B on that little cliff you can't climb but can only get to from behind. Then I noticed a dropship trying to climb the tower above me so I naturally unloaded into it. It went down in flames and the pilot came down almost on top of me. So there I am running from side to side with my SW and I figured "Oh hell, I may as well try and kill him". So he was blasting away at me with his AR and I started shooting my pistol at him 2 shots at a time between reloads. After about 10 seconds of this I managed to kill him. I was like "WTF??"
And then I noticed my nanohive expired and I had no more. A painful end to an awsome moment. |
Seran Jinkar
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
214
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 14:23:00 -
[54] - Quote
Playing the second match with my GF. Explaining her how to swap squads and looking over on her screen. WHAM .. my requested LAV drops right on top of me. |
SGT Garrisson
On The Brink
60
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 14:43:00 -
[55] - Quote
i was out in the garden the other day during one of the server ofline days playing with the kids and i heard this voice from inside asking me where something was
i replyed "its on the building to the north west" thinking i was on coms playing dust lol
i was acutally refering to the cuboard in the courner of the kitchen |
Ire's thug
GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention
272
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 14:52:00 -
[56] - Quote
My biggest oh **** moment involves wildlife! My room gets really hot when im running ally gear so i keep the windows open..
There I was defending B, lurking around corners nose to the screen trying to watch for snipers when my nemisis (its a squirrel but thats another story) leaps through my window screaming at me "TICKTICKTICKTICKTIXKTICK!!!!" I swivel around to see him leap on my bed, try to climb my wall and fails then jumps on my desk in front of me. As I lept up stumbling over my dog who in turn sees my nemisis and in a flurry of animal instinct trys to catch it.. chaos insues for about 3 minutes resulting in stuff being scewed across my room as my furry nemisis escaping out my window...
"DAMN YOU SQUIRREL! YOU HAVE WON THIS ROUND!!!" |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 15:02:00 -
[57] - Quote
Seran Jinkar wrote:Playing the second match with my GF. Explaining her how to swap squads and looking over on her screen. WHAM .. my requested LAV drops right on top of me. I told my wife about this. She said that when we have 2 TVs and 2 PS3's she'll play Dust with me. Yeay! |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
|
Posted - 2012.08.03 19:40:00 -
[58] - Quote
was just playing a match and i train up my sniper skills, i walking along one of those huge roof things in skrimish and as i was walking a bug moves me 3 meters ahead of where i was standing, and thats over open air. ironiclly my brain makes a Wile E. coyoto reference. then i fall down onto the ground dead center of a group with 2 heavys 3 something else and a sargis tank needless to say my only response was oh ****. |
Mr Vito
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
10
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Posted - 2012.08.03 20:15:00 -
[59] - Quote
Yesterday I decided to try out a new HAV fit. We spawn in the south as attackers at the start of match. I see the RDV bringing in my Gunnlogi, and at the same time a second RDV dropping another tank pops in. RDV's collide, the other tank was fine, mine comes swinging wildly at where I'm standing. Several Oh **** moments later, my tank is upside down, spinning like a top all over our red zone, and by some odd twist of game physics, it wouldn't stop. I kept chasing it in the hope that it would flip, it didn't, and sadly I didn't get to find out what happened to it, as I was sniped by a dropship on a tower with a missile launcher. Pretty sure teh upside down spinning tank of doom scared a few more people while I was waiting to respawn though. |
IR Scifi
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
18
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Posted - 2012.08.04 04:58:00 -
[60] - Quote
Best I can offer is sneaking clear back to C to hack it and being so enthralled in the circle holding that I didn't notice the tank pull up next to me. He was kind enough to let me finish before giving me two seconds to crap my pants before respawning. |
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Beld Errmon
2
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Posted - 2012.08.04 06:04:00 -
[61] - Quote
My oh **** moment was during a drawn out fight, the other merc was wearing me down but dodging most of my shots. Next thing I know a tank cartwheels end over end down the road and sweeps the guy from infront of me killing him outright. I laughed my arse off.
Sorry not embarrassing op, but had to share anyway ;) |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
|
Posted - 2012.08.26 00:53:00 -
[62] - Quote
Was running around and talking to someone in RL when all of a sudden a enemy lav rounds the corner has it comes towards me I put up my RL arms and legs to protect my face from a in game LAV speeding towards. It doesn't help I still die and my friend bust out laughing at me
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Lonewolf514
79
|
Posted - 2012.08.26 01:08:00 -
[63] - Quote
Avenger 245 wrote:i just had my biggest oh **** moment ever on dust, i just got out of intense cqc combat and the red guys were running away so i go and try and bounce a grenade off a wall only to have it drop strait down in front of me my heart was all ready going from the cqc and by some strange loss of gravity i throw my self off my chair saying "oh ****" trying to get away from a in game grenade that betrayed me, my merc dies my team is mad at me and i am on the floor with my family wondering whats wrong with me.
i figured someone else have a worse stroy than me that would make me fell better so please post, and save my injured pride.
[edit] figured i add my most recent moment to the front page
was just playing a match and i train up my sniper skills, i walking along one of those huge roof things in skrimish and as i was walking a bug moves me 3 meters ahead of where i was standing, and thats over open air. ironiclly my brain makes a Wile E. coyoty reference. then i fall down onto the ground dead center of a group with 2 heavys 3 something else and a sargis tank needless to say my only response was oh ****.
EDIT
another more recent one from this build
Was running around and talking to someone in RL when all of a sudden a enemy lav rounds the corner has it comes towards me I put up my RL arms and legs to protect my face from a in game LAV speeding towards. It doesn't help I still die and my friend bust out laughing at me
lol you still think it was a bug:P you really dont know ccp devs do you. |
Aldz D
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
49
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Posted - 2012.08.26 02:02:00 -
[64] - Quote
well there are a couple of holy **** moments in some of my games in dust,,,,
but there is one game where it was luck and a lost cause that save us
it was a sniper battle against guys guarding the B Turret and we were inside a base that has the C turret in it,
inside we were defending that one point cause it was already nearing the end with their ship on 20% armor and ours with 30% armor left
we were owning them early......but they came back a bit due to us being careless and were just camping in one of the capture points.....while the others were trying to get D and A
we were getting flank across the B turret....and one of our commander who has an orbital strike on the ready was unrensponsive and was afk inside the facility near C and even messaging him on psn....he still doesn't notice it so it was a tough capture point to protect
when suddenly two sagaris tanks went inside the base of C where we are defending.
teammates dying left and right our lavs defenses were destroyed and none of us had a tank yet .
so it was a do or die for the 5 of us to just bait them both and hide until one of em drops out of the tank and try to capture C...
it was so intense....i thought battlefield games were the only games that gives me these chills..........one of our guys went behind enemy lines and captured D while they focus their attention on us,,,our squad leader just gave up and wanted to just FF and try to either use the swarms or remote them .
then the most unexpected dumbest thing happened as we were trying to get out......a sound of hordes of missiles,bombs,,,drop down from the sky above two sagaris...........and a goddamn old dude talking on mic saying,,,
Dude: ohh my bad guys....i just went to eat..........there's the orbital drop that u want me to do
few seconds later after he said that....The Words WE Win showed up in front of my screen...and it was the sweetest match and also the holy **** moments of me in dust.......in the weirdest and dumbest unexpected way possible.....
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J'Jor Da'Wg
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
648
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Posted - 2012.08.26 02:18:00 -
[65] - Quote
Was spawned in on top of a tower in Skirmish last build in a dropship.
Went and jumped off the edge. Activate the inertia canceller. Uh oh... Is that a sagaris I spot sitting right in front of my point of impact...?! NO!
Boom... I slowly raise my head up to see the Sagaris turning its large missile turret towards me, slowly, inexorably.
Time slows. I just spawned in my first Advanced suit I have ever been in (I know, noob lol). I am NOT GONNA die so easily this time.. I refuse.
I am caught in the open though. Where do I go!? To the mouth of the beast. I jump on that bad boy and start Sagaris surfing.
The sagaris starts driving around and trying to knock me off. Crap.. Hes driving back to the redline and open ground. I'm doomed!
A last glimmer of hope appears. A friendly sagaris turns the corner.. I jump off, the enemy sagaris now focused on this mich bigger threat.
I run over to the supply depot two feet away, switch into my militia heavy, and wait.
The friendly sagaris is destroyed, with the enemy one barely coming out on top. The driver breathes a sigh of relief... Until his screen goes grey and the killfeed says J'Jor Da'Wg [Militia Swarm Launcher] randomtankdriversnameiforgethere...
I walk away, feeling like an absolute boss. I just took on a Sagaris and survived. **** yeah.
The driver must have been PISSED to get finished by a militia swarm after all that tho. LOL |
Kincate
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.08.26 02:48:00 -
[66] - Quote
ordered a nice little gorgon and I thought nows a good time to test out the new dropship physics as Im flying forward an enemy RDV Tbones me and my 200k isk gorgon starts to crash. |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
38
|
Posted - 2012.08.26 02:57:00 -
[67] - Quote
Skilled up and saved enough money to field my first dropship this build that I think will last long enough to make it worthwhile. I call it in on the old Plateau map and am spinning around the field bouncing off the ground/pipes/tower, etc trying not to waste 300K. I had just gotten control and hovered over the objective when I get hit by AV fire and pitched over a barrier with the dropship stranded vertically on its back. Noooooooo!!!
I try unsuccessfully to free/lift the dropship then briefly consider abandoning it as an enemy spawn is very close and I'm a sitting duck. Instead, I refuse to walk away from 300K and man the only turret not facing the ground which is now upside down.
I finished the match with 4 turret kills and my dropship which spent the last 2-3 minutes of the match upside down and stranded. I was so unsure that should count as a "save" on the ship that I had to check inventory when I got back to Mercs Quarters. Awesome.... |
theschizogenious
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
167
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Posted - 2012.08.26 02:59:00 -
[68] - Quote
tailing an enemy group after finishing off a 2v1 against a couple of their guys, there in the open i start to fire2 rounds shoot off and then im stuck reloading with a some heavies turning around to engage me. apparently my gun hadnt finished reloading completely befroe i started sprinting so i was running around with 2 bullets in my clip. i tried to dance around them but you can only dodge for so long. |
Second Cerberus
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
38
|
Posted - 2012.08.26 02:59:00 -
[69] - Quote
Kincate wrote:ordered a nice little gorgon and I thought nows a good time to test out the new dropship physics as Im flying forward an enemy RDV Tbones me and my 200k isk gorgon starts to crash.
Been there. Call in a new ship and hovering near spawn when another transporter clips my dropship. Boom... /cry |
Sin3 DeusNomine
Doomheim
142
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Posted - 2012.08.26 04:55:00 -
[70] - Quote
Well I am sitting in the back gunning on my friends amazing little Saga. Well we stop up on the hill side above a CRU. I am just blasting away letting the missiles rain death to the guys below. Well the heavens decide to shine there mighty beam of light down apon us and right then and there I know we only have a few seconds to get out of there before a orbital strike lands.
I start yelling "come on lets go go go". He yells back "ya I am getting the hell out of here". I yell again "lets get going" at that moment I start to turn the turret to the drivers seat to notice it is empty think oh **** as I see things start to blow up around me and knew my doom was coming very quickly.
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Caliber127
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
8
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Posted - 2012.08.26 05:16:00 -
[71] - Quote
Salvage moment Was playing an amazing skirmish match with a full squad of my buddies, but one of them didn't spawn in.
I went 17-4 3rd on leaderboard Friend B went 25-7 2nd on leaderboard Friend C: eating lunch didn't spawn in the whole game
Me: I got 5 prototype Heavy suits
Friend C: I Just got 10 rare snipers! I
Friend B: I was 2nd leaderboard and didn't get ****
Friend C: This is awesome!!
Friend B: This is BULL**** you didn't even spawn in
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Jak Teston
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
99
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Posted - 2012.08.26 09:24:00 -
[72] - Quote
I was staging a little flight school at plateau last evening when somebody helped me out with my missile-dodging training by aiming his swarm launcher at me. "Good thinking mate" I thought, because I didn't practice that in a while. Anyways, so I put the nose down and dived for cover between the buildings of capture points C and D. However, rocking a little too much inertia I had to pull back up so I changed plans and decided to land on one of the buildings. That worked well, except that I touched down slightly too early and the dropship rolled about a third of the way to its side. Too bad, I thought, but that was good practice anyway. Thus I decided to abandon the ship, end today's flight session and move on by foot. However, my clone appeared to be defective in some way because he figured that the best course of action would be to get out of the dropship on the side that was squished between the building and the dropship's hull. Well, lo and behold, it appears dropships are heavy! The game counted that particular demonstration of skill as a suicide and the match soon after ended.
On the plus side the dropship wasn't destroyed until the match ended so I didn't even loose anything but my pride. |
lordjnus
9
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Posted - 2012.08.26 09:44:00 -
[73] - Quote
My most bizzare moment was when a red player with shotgun spawned rigth in the middle of us, we were 6 players in a group. I see him first and start shooting at him. He finish off 1.2.3.4 players I am now getting him down to low armor, he kills nr 5 and turns on me , jumping all the time and he is superfast. He kind of looking at me, and shoots me dead on the spot, and runs on. Then I needed a our brake to cope with that. |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
677
|
Posted - 2012.08.26 12:22:00 -
[74] - Quote
Considering the profanity filter on DUST, the subject should really be "Oh kitten moments" |
Major Malfunktzion
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
16
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Posted - 2012.08.26 15:16:00 -
[75] - Quote
Quote: Spawn in on objective. Get promptly squashed by a dropship. Respawn at same objective with SL. Get squashed again but get shot off. Kitten you Mr Dropship pilot, I'm gonna keep spawning till I kill you. Respawn. Dropship tries to squash me again. Manage to dodge this time. Snap shoot drop ship and kill it with SL and get two personnel kills (pilot & gunner?).
Get killed by burning wreck as it falls on top of me.
AKA - the "Tin Cup" maneuver.
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Kyy Seiska
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
188
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Posted - 2012.08.26 16:10:00 -
[76] - Quote
Had multiple of these where I am with small group of players and blasting maybe 1-2 enemies at the time, and then all the sudden friendlies start popping left and right and I check the radar on see like 10 hostiles slowly approaching my position. I value my life or at least my gear, so those situations are pretty much "nope nope nope nope nope noooooope"
One of the best ones I have had was with when I was playing on my assault on the skirmish map in the last build. I was near the right capture point (from attackers perspective) going to help capturing the point C (the one in the low-mid) when all the sudden friendlies start dropping like flies and I see 2 well equipped tanks. I spend like the next 5 minutes dodging tanks behind those structures holding the "bridge" like thing and popping out hostiles when given the chance before friendlies decided to show up.
Just recently I was one on one against this driver who probably who had this evil intention to add my corpse among his windshield decorations. The terrain was pretty open so I panicked and decided to turn around instead of trying to side step and saw this crazy solid bumb on the ground and ran over it and ducked, and saw the car literally jump over me to the mercy of 2 my teams tanks. |
wathak 514
Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic
106
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Posted - 2012.08.26 16:48:00 -
[77] - Quote
I myself hate the moments when im on a killing spree in a blob of enemyies then i hear the dreaded click noise. Nothing like being surrounded by enemies only to findout uve run out of ammo. Pull out the pistol and start running screaming the entire way "who has a dam nano hive"
Wel its eather that or be a dam kamakazi and start runing straight at the enemies for some knife strikes |
Arbor Viridanus
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
196
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Posted - 2012.08.26 18:16:00 -
[78] - Quote
I was on one of the tiny maps (Biomass or something like that?) and I was chasing a guy with my Shotgun Scout build. I killed him, and then rounded a corner.
Right around the corner was a squad of around five enemy players, who immediately opened fire on me.
I managed to kill two of them, but I was almost dead. That's when one of my squad mates came to the rescue and tossed one of his grenades into the group. After that it was just clean up. |
Nighthawk0430
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.08.26 23:16:00 -
[79] - Quote
My oh **** moment: Had just spawned in with my recon class, on top of a mountain, so got a nice little sniper spot I think. So im looking down my scope, trying to find an enemy, and all of a sudden, I see some lights flashing around near my position. I think its just the end of the orbital strike, and I just missed it, so I go back to sniping. 5 seconds later, I get decimated by an orbital strike, scared the crap outta me for a little bit, since I had never seen one drop, much less right on top of me. Definitely one of my crazier moments
Edit: Second oh **** moment, was playing in a Letters fight (dont know what it is called right now), and was tearing it up in a HAV with 2 other guys. Got a kill late in the game, and saw a message saying I now had access to an orbital strike. I was quite happy, first time I had gotten it, so I went to activate it, and died trying to activate it. So i figured I just activate it after I respawned, nope, battle ended right before I respawned, was so ticked. |
Ignatius Crumwald
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
475
|
Posted - 2012.08.27 00:06:00 -
[80] - Quote
There was this one time where it seemed like my underwear was way too heavy and when I peeked inside to see why I was all like, "Oh, ****..." |
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SoLJae
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
351
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Posted - 2012.08.27 00:12:00 -
[81] - Quote
Aldz D wrote:well there are a couple of holy **** moments in some of my games in dust,,,, but there is one game where it was luck and a lost cause that save us it was a sniper battle against guys guarding the B Turret and we were inside a base that has the C turret in it, inside we were defending that one point cause it was already nearing the end with their ship on 20% armor and ours with 30% armor left we were owning them early......but they came back a bit due to us being careless and were just camping in one of the capture points.....while the others were trying to get D and A we were getting flank across the B turret....and one of our commander who has an orbital strike on the ready was unrensponsive and was afk inside the facility near C and even messaging him on psn....he still doesn't notice it so it was a tough capture point to protect when suddenly two sagaris tanks went inside the base of C where we are defending. teammates dying left and right our lavs defenses were destroyed and none of us had a tank yet . so it was a do or die for the 5 of us to just bait them both and hide until one of em drops out of the tank and try to capture C... it was so intense....i thought battlefield games were the only games that gives me these chills..........one of our guys went behind enemy lines and captured D while they focus their attention on us,,,our squad leader just gave up and wanted to just FF and try to either use the swarms or remote them . then the most unexpected dumbest thing happened as we were trying to get out......a sound of hordes of missiles,bombs,,,drop down from the sky above two sagaris...........and a goddamn old dude talking on mic saying,,, Dude: ohh my bad guys....i just went to eat..........there's the orbital drop that u want me to do few seconds later after he said that....The Words WE Win showed up in front of my screen...and it was the sweetest match and also the holy **** moments of me in dust.......in the weirdest and dumbest unexpected way possible.....
lol
I love that story more than pizza.......almost. |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
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Posted - 2012.08.27 01:02:00 -
[82] - Quote
Dewie Cheecham wrote:Considering the profanity filter on DUST, the subject should really be "Oh kitten moments"
Made this during the old build.
And lol finely some people with worst oh **** moments than me |
Ops Fox
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
197
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Posted - 2012.09.12 20:52:00 -
[83] - Quote
Avenger 245 wrote:i just had my biggest oh **** moment ever on dust, i just got out of intense cqc combat and the red guys were running away so i go and try and bounce a grenade off a wall only to have it drop strait down in front of me my heart was all ready going from the cqc and by some strange loss of gravity i throw my self off my chair saying "oh ****" trying to get away from a in game grenade that betrayed me, my merc dies my team is mad at me and i am on the floor with my family wondering whats wrong with me.
i figured someone else have a worse stroy than me that would make me fell better so please post, and save my injured pride.
Rolf |
Xantanis
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:20:00 -
[84] - Quote
One of the first matches I was ever in:
Running from the opening spawn point towards A, no idea what the hell to do or whats going on honestly. I happen to look up and see an enemy dropship just kinda hovering there. Aim my swarm launcher at it and blast off a couple of rounds (Not knowing about how to lock on yet) only to receive return fire from their gunners. Get hit by something other than the gunners and turn just in time to see a LAV slam into my face, about pooped myself. Then I spawn back in just in time to get sideswiped by the same GD LAV |
AC2AW-LEEROY
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
62
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:37:00 -
[85] - Quote
Repawned about halfway into game and see a tank being dropped in so I run over to jump in as a gunner, well it puts me in driver seat so I politely switch to gunner seat and wait no one shows up after about a minute so I move back to driver seat and end up going 15-2 and winning game Driving tank is easy when someone elses |
kas croixe
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
14
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:48:00 -
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not so much an oh kitten moment, more a "thank god, my stubbornness is paying dividends finally, instead of getting me killed" moment.
just got forge guns unlocked, first match to use one for my av loadout. LAV drives straight at me. only thing i thought was "this sounds just like the scenario for a "death or glory!" moment" start charging, note that it takes forever, stopped charging and managed to duck behind a rock(thank god the guy drove off without a gunner) started charging and went right out to the middle of the road again. somone must've hit em with an av grenade or two because it's shield and about 1/2 of its armor was gone when he came back.
stood my ground, fired, BOOM. dead. flaming wreck comes to a halt just short of killing me.
was great! until his buddy in the tank across the map noticed me. then, less great. |
l8erXD
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
33
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:53:00 -
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Avenger 245 wrote:i just had my biggest oh **** moment ever on dust, i just got out of intense cqc combat and the red guys were running away so i go and try and bounce a grenade off a wall only to have it drop strait down in front of me my heart was all ready going from the cqc and by some strange loss of gravity i throw my self off my chair saying "oh ****" trying to get away from a in game grenade that betrayed me, my merc dies my team is mad at me and i am on the floor with my family wondering whats wrong with me.
i figured someone else have a worse stroy than me that would make me fell better so please post, and save my injured pride.
[edit] figured i add my most recent moment to the front page
was just playing a match and i train up my sniper skills, i walking along one of those huge roof things in skrimish and as i was walking a bug moves me 3 meters ahead of where i was standing, and thats over open air. ironiclly my brain makes a Wile E. coyoty reference. then i fall down onto the ground dead center of a group with 2 heavys 3 something else and a sargis tank needless to say my only response was oh ****.
EDIT
another more recent one from this build
Was running around and talking to someone in RL when all of a sudden a enemy lav rounds the corner has it comes towards me I put up my RL arms and legs to protect my face from a in game LAV speeding towards. It doesn't help I still die and my friend bust out laughing at me I make all the oh ***** happen!
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BursegSardaukar
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
55
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Posted - 2012.09.12 21:55:00 -
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I was in that spiky rock map, with my back to a berm, picking dudes off with my Tac AR when a loud rumble erupted from behind me, I backed away just in time ot see a tank pour over that berm and land where I was just standing, it turned its blaster at me, and POOF, I was ass-ploded. |
IR Scifi
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
18
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Posted - 2012.09.12 22:07:00 -
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Vehicles man...always vehicles.
Someone had a spawn point up behind the northwest tower of the plateau so I use it, ok cool the battle's down below I turn around with just enough time to squeek an "OH **** THEY GOT A HAV ON THE UPLINK" over comms before taking a railgun round to the face. He was just sitting there, up on the hill chilling out for us to spawn. That was truly camping with style.
Another time I was rolling as the front gunner in a tank leisurely killing anyone who wandered into my field of view. Heard an LAV engine coming closer. I get just enough time to react before the friendly LAV runs drives straight into the tank exploding in a glorious fireball...that somehow killed me in the process. Our tank driver just rolls away like nothing happens. We get good a minute or two of WTF over comms as we try and figure out just what happened. |
Avenger 245
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
477
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Posted - 2012.09.22 16:14:00 -
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These are pretty funny anymore some of the noobs have to have had one they liked to toss around the forums |
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STB Vermaak Doe
558
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Posted - 2012.09.22 16:25:00 -
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Killed a dropship, map turned rerd and the sky turned blue, only 1 of the five enemies lived
"Fear the warcry scout, no helmet, always watching, no eyes" |
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