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Codename BG 47 Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 47	Posted - 2012.07.16 10:03:00 - [31] - Quote I almost forgot. Lest night I was running away from the assault (Logi with sniper) when made It behind right tower (the last one for attackers) I was half armor and I saw TANK...my team tank. When I made to the tank I had about 9% armor. So I jumped in and try to target guy that was chasing me. Than I saw that he is trowing RM...pilot of my tank ran over it....But I made my escape. I crouched, pressed R1/L1 and wait for the wreck to disappear...So was the assault. My bullet was fester
Deskalkulos Ildigan CrimeWave Syndicate 115	Posted - 2012.07.16 10:07:00 - [32] - Quote Have called in a dropship to fly to a tower so that i can take off an enemy dropship, selected Shock so that i can use my adv. swarm launcher to kill a nearby tank after doing that. Circling around while waiting for my ship since i got shot by said dropship missile launcher before, does register that i am directly under the dropship the moment i see a big shadow on the ground, then i get squashed. the dropship on tower fires at my dropship while i respawn, i enter it, fly to the rear end of the tower so that he won't see me, charge, and fly over him in front of him. Get attacked again, nearly lose my dropship, now i manage to push him off, see how both dropships explode on the ground, take out my swarm launcher, and take a step to the left since the tank is covered by the tower i'm standing on. Suddenly realize i stepped off the tower fall to the ground, right in front of the large turret of the tank.
Kitt 514 Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 94	Posted - 2012.07.16 13:30:00 - [33] - Quote No matter how big dust becomes. No game will ever have an o-**** moment worse than the good old: "Clicked jump instead of bridge"
Danfen Stark Algintal Core Gallente Federation 93	Posted - 2012.07.16 13:37:00 - [34] - Quote Kitt 514 wrote: No matter how big dust becomes. No game will ever have an o-**** moment worse than the good old: "Clicked jump instead of bridge" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGIALyoZc3o "Oh my goood" ..."STFU now!"
GR1NCH Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State 199	Posted - 2012.07.16 13:55:00 - [35] - Quote ahhh kool remote explosives , ok fit them join battle , throw some their , throw some hear know what button makes them go BOOOOOOOM . ahaaa L1 instant daffy duck moment OMG !
PAY TO WIN Air Raiders 84	Posted - 2012.07.16 14:12:00 - [36] - Quote Not really sure what is going on You were trying to kill someone but the **** hit detection drew out the gun battle past enjoyable and then when you went to throw a grenade it didnt go where you wanted it to and you blew yourself up. Is it because you were having an anxiety attack that everyone thinks this story is good? There is nothing immersive about this beta were you on drugs?
Dewie Cheecham Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 677	Posted - 2012.07.16 20:03:00 - [37] - Quote Danfen Stark wrote: Kitt 514 wrote: No matter how big dust becomes. No game will ever have an o-** moment worse than the good old: "Clicked jump instead of bridge" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGIALyoZc3o "Oh my goood" ..."STFU now!" Now THAT is a proper Oh ** moment :) For the few who don't know, an EVE titan like the one that accidentally jumped out, takes about 3 months to build, and it's RL cost is estimated at around $2500, calculated from it's in game cost, divided by the price of "PLEX" game time vouchers
pritcht37 Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 21	Posted - 2012.07.16 20:21:00 - [38] - Quote Attackers in a match of skirmish, two evenly matched teams. We keep gaining and losing objective B, finally get control of B. I drop myself a remote explosive and stay to defend B. For next 4 mins nothing happens. In the mean time we gain and lose A three times. I decide the party's at A and chug on over. Fight no longer at A but moved to C drop remote explosive at A. as soon as I do I notice enemy is hacking B. Quickly press L1 and Booooom!!! During my wait to respawn this thought crosses my mind GÇ£You jackass you just blew yourself the **** up and didn't even get the other guyGÇ¥.
Aeon Amadi Maverick Conflict Solutions 1003	Posted - 2012.07.16 20:37:00 - [39] - Quote Driving tank with two gunners, all of us have mics. I notice a sniper up in the hill's near a building and order gunners not to fire on him. Maneuver tank around the back of the hill (unsafe area) and with 5 seconds to spare manage to perch the crest of the hill. We see his red ticker light up from where he is, just a few meters beneath us. I kick it into acceleration and drive forward, burning down the hill like a bat out of hell only to completely miss the sniper with the tank in my attempt to run him down. We get to the bottom of the hill and the sniper (presumably shitting himself) disappears, and we're left fighting a crowd of infantry and vehicles in our neglect to note the surroundings during our hardcore objective of running over a sniper - just to do it. Tank was destroyed seconds later from SL fire and Tank rounds.
Renzo Kuken Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 369	Posted - 2012.07.17 05:12:00 - [40] - Quote Renzo Kuken wrote: We were pinned down at the back spawn for the defenders me and another assault were trading shots with a heavy and scout me and the assault come up with a plan to get rid of the heavy and scout in one massive focus fire we lob all of our remaining grenades blindly over the wall and pop out dumping our mags on the 2 enemies just as the heavy dies one of the grenades explodes killing the scout the epic part when the scout dies the explosion sends his dead body flying in opposite direction thru the open hatch of a parked drop ship just as the game ends GOAL!!!!!!!! no likes? this was effing epic!

Gyrnius ZionTCD Legacy Rising 65	Posted - 2012.07.17 06:12:00 - [41] - Quote I was forge gunning as usual yesterday. A LAV comes zipping around the corner to the north of A and immediately points his nose at me and accelerates. I draw a bead and start charging the forge gun and back up a bit. I crest the little hill there and start backing down the rear. The LAV hits the hill and SAILS over me, but I couldn't aim quick enough to get the assault forge gun to discharge at him. He lands about 20m away and turns around for another pass, right at me. I charge up the gun and predict his line. The gun discharges with the LAV maybe 5m in front of me, and I smoothly sidestepped the wreckage as it rolls to a stop where I stood seconds before =)
Dewie Cheecham Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 677	Posted - 2012.07.17 06:41:00 - [42] - Quote I had a good one yesterday. I had just called down my Surya, and while waiting I hear the roar of an LAV (they sound so much cooler than my tank), as I'm at the edge of his unsafe space, near my own rear base, I know where it must be coming from, I turn as see him coming straight at me. I manage to jump and dodge him as he's about to run me over. Just in time my tank arrives, I jump in, start turning as fast as it can, and the LAV is circling me a little too fast for his own good, as I can see he's heading straight for my sights, so I time it just right (50% luck I'd say), and picks him off just as he's jumping a hill. It was sweet.
Woland Dietrich Algintal Core Gallente Federation 9	Posted - 2012.07.17 07:59:00 - [43] - Quote So there I am freshly spawned at a CRU surrounded by friendlies and feelin generally warm, cozy, and ready to kill. I put my controller down to light a cigarette . . . I hear the explosion and see a readout letting me know that an enemy dropship has gotten itself pasted. My cigarette lights up as I'm thinking to myself "well gosh there Woland, that sounded kinda close." and yeah, it was close, turns out it was right above my damned head. How do I know this? Well, just as I'm reaching for the controller four heavies drop down from the sky like bird-**** on a windshield and take a good hard look at me. I'd like to say I looked right back at em, grabbed my controller, and finished the job my team had started. I'd like to say that . . . Instead the cigarette landed on my lap, I knocked over my beer, and I did a faceplant into a forge gun, a HMG, and whatever else those bastards were packing. I try to save my cigarettes for the ready room now.
Drake Lyons Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 209	Posted - 2012.07.17 16:22:00 - [44] - Quote I had just evaded someone with a particularly mean prototype swarm launcher and was headed for complete safety when all of the sudden a Surya pops in. Not comes around a corner or is delivered by an RDV - actually texture-pops in. Right in front of me. I changed course to get behind it, hoping to beat the traversal of its turret. We exchanged shots, the Surya firing first and we were both deep into armor. It had the time advantage and I knew the engagement was pretty much over. It started to back up, cutting me off and perfectly lined up for the next point blank shot. When I rolled over it. Apparently the collision was sufficiently massive to deal a killing blow. I ended up with my smoldering Sagaris sitting atop the charred chassis of the Surya, shields quietly repping back. Gotta love those moments.
GiJCav WSG Wraith Shadow Guards 15	Posted - 2012.07.17 16:40:00 - [45] - Quote After being sniped several times from the building behind C, I decide to take a dropship up and remove the threat. So up I go I bale out pull out my Breach and remove the threat about that time the dropship falls right on top of me. Talk about a bad day? Since then make sure I leave the ship with plenty of forward momentum .
Zev Caldari Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 94	Posted - 2012.07.17 16:57:00 - [46] - Quote I was running my AV scout suit to down a militia dropship that no one else would. I get it, yes! However, the pilot and gunner bail out and land right on top of me. I'm frantically trying to switch to my side arm only to remember I was in a Scout-II (no side arm) and the bullets are flying at me. I'm in between A and B, closer to A which the enemy owns. I back into A blindly, as that's better than the certain death coming from before me...right into another red. I kite them on the hill while all three form a triangle around me shooting a spray of metal death from their ARs, I drop my remote explosive and run straight at the southern-most guy. He runs right past me, I don't know what he was thinking! I blow the RE and kill all three, I only had about 20% armor left!
fred orpaul Tritan-Industries Legacy Rising 211	Posted - 2012.07.17 17:06:00 - [47] - Quote John Surratt wrote: Bubba Brown wrote: shooting at a Bolas with my forge gun as it drops in an hav it dips to the side (as damaged bolas' are oft to do) and then DIVES STRAIGHT AT ME IN A HIGH SPEED CORKSCREW DEATH SPIRAL. I **** A CATHEDRAL but then it bumps into an awning above me and blows up. +37 wp Spawn in on objective. Get promptly squashed by a dropship. Respawn at same objective with SL. Get squashed again but get shot off. Kitten you Mr Dropship pilot, I'm gonna keep spawning till I kill you. Respawn. Dropship tries to squash me again. Manage to dodge this time. Snap shoot drop ship and kill it with SL and get two personnel kills (pilot & gunner?). Get killed by burning wreck as it falls on top of me. OMG that is by far the best story ever. Mainly cuase I feel your pain man.
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 1849	Posted - 2012.07.17 17:15:00 - [48] - Quote I was drunk, riding in the gunner's seat in a Dropship, and I was busy killing a tank when someone shouted "Bail out!" I took one last shot, and the tank exploded (turns out it was a Sagaris, in case anyone's interested), then I jumped, and was JUST high enough to get a last second dampener prompt before I reached ground level. Awesome. Until I turned around, and saw our Dropship about to land on top of me. "Oh ****!"
Avenger 245 Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 477	Posted - 2012.08.03 03:31:00 - [49] - Quote ROLF guess mines not the worst after all.
Carilito Algintal Core Gallente Federation 345	Posted - 2012.08.03 03:35:00 - [50] - Quote Dropship Battle on ambush; decided to hop out my crashing dropship into an allies dropship that was rammed by an enemy dropship. Everyone bailed and duked it out gladiator style amongst the wreckage.

Longshot Ravenwood Algintal Core Gallente Federation 680	Posted - 2012.08.03 03:47:00 - [51] - Quote On the defending team pinned down at the spawn point with a sniper camping it from one of the rooftops. Couldn't ******* take him out. 3 seconds or less after every spawn I had a notification that I'd been shot to death by an ishtar sniper rifle. Each time he'd kill me before I could get a shot off. Spawned half a dozen heavy fits w/ forge gun or sniper rifle. Managed to sight toward him a few times. Couldn't freaking hit him. Started dropping uplinks all over the place in our little corner to throw them off. Kept getting 1shotted by the sniper Managed to run along the side with the barrier between me and him & call in a drop ship. Got away from the spawn campers. Faceplanted the ship into the tower I was trying to circle behind...bailed out of it before it took me to a fiery grave. Realized I'd already dropped all of my uplinks from the build while trying to get the dropship in play... Went to take out one of the sargis that had been camping us & ended up hacking it instead. Joyride lasted for 15 seconds before their other tank, 4 sets of swarm launchers & 2 forge guns hit me. Super FML moment.
Longshot Ravenwood Algintal Core Gallente Federation 680	Posted - 2012.08.03 03:52:00 - [52] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: WHz DS9910 wrote: Wait, there's voice chat? are we on the same game? If so, how do you use it (i'm a noob lolol)? Don't worry, you're not the only one missing it. Find the settings menu, it defaults to "off" for no coherent reason. You can turn it on there, and all will be well. It's to protect you from Bad Furry.
Grit Breather BetaMax. 660	Posted - 2012.08.03 13:45:00 - [53] - Quote I just had the best WTF moment of my Dust carreer to date. I'm started fiddling with an Assualt SW fit. Trying to see how it works out. So I made one and ran out to test it. I was parked at the base of the tower near B on that little cliff you can't climb but can only get to from behind. Then I noticed a dropship trying to climb the tower above me so I naturally unloaded into it. It went down in flames and the pilot came down almost on top of me. So there I am running from side to side with my SW and I figured "Oh hell, I may as well try and kill him". So he was blasting away at me with his AR and I started shooting my pistol at him 2 shots at a time between reloads. After about 10 seconds of this I managed to kill him. I was like "WTF??" And then I noticed my nanohive expired and I had no more. A painful end to an awsome moment.
Seran Jinkar Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic 214	Posted - 2012.08.03 14:23:00 - [54] - Quote Playing the second match with my GF. Explaining her how to swap squads and looking over on her screen. WHAM .. my requested LAV drops right on top of me.
SGT Garrisson On The Brink 60	Posted - 2012.08.03 14:43:00 - [55] - Quote i was out in the garden the other day during one of the server ofline days playing with the kids and i heard this voice from inside asking me where something was i replyed "its on the building to the north west" thinking i was on coms playing dust lol i was acutally refering to the cuboard in the courner of the kitchen
Ire's thug GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 272	Posted - 2012.08.03 14:52:00 - [56] - Quote My biggest oh **** moment involves wildlife! My room gets really hot when im running ally gear so i keep the windows open.. There I was defending B, lurking around corners nose to the screen trying to watch for snipers when my nemisis (its a squirrel but thats another story) leaps through my window screaming at me "TICKTICKTICKTICKTIXKTICK!!!!" I swivel around to see him leap on my bed, try to climb my wall and fails then jumps on my desk in front of me. As I lept up stumbling over my dog who in turn sees my nemisis and in a flurry of animal instinct trys to catch it.. chaos insues for about 3 minutes resulting in stuff being scewed across my room as my furry nemisis escaping out my window... "DAMN YOU SQUIRREL! YOU HAVE WON THIS ROUND!!!"
Grit Breather BetaMax. 660	Posted - 2012.08.03 15:02:00 - [57] - Quote Seran Jinkar wrote: Playing the second match with my GF. Explaining her how to swap squads and looking over on her screen. WHAM .. my requested LAV drops right on top of me. I told my wife about this. She said that when we have 2 TVs and 2 PS3's she'll play Dust with me. Yeay!
Avenger 245 Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 477	Posted - 2012.08.03 19:40:00 - [58] - Quote was just playing a match and i train up my sniper skills, i walking along one of those huge roof things in skrimish and as i was walking a bug moves me 3 meters ahead of where i was standing, and thats over open air. ironiclly my brain makes a Wile E. coyoto reference. then i fall down onto the ground dead center of a group with 2 heavys 3 something else and a sargis tank needless to say my only response was oh ****.
Mr Vito Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 10	Posted - 2012.08.03 20:15:00 - [59] - Quote Yesterday I decided to try out a new HAV fit. We spawn in the south as attackers at the start of match. I see the RDV bringing in my Gunnlogi, and at the same time a second RDV dropping another tank pops in. RDV's collide, the other tank was fine, mine comes swinging wildly at where I'm standing. Several Oh **** moments later, my tank is upside down, spinning like a top all over our red zone, and by some odd twist of game physics, it wouldn't stop. I kept chasing it in the hope that it would flip, it didn't, and sadly I didn't get to find out what happened to it, as I was sniped by a dropship on a tower with a missile launcher. Pretty sure teh upside down spinning tank of doom scared a few more people while I was waiting to respawn though.
IR Scifi Algintal Core Gallente Federation 18	Posted - 2012.08.04 04:58:00 - [60] - Quote Best I can offer is sneaking clear back to C to hack it and being so enthralled in the circle holding that I didn't notice the tank pull up next to me. He was kind enough to let me finish before giving me two seconds to crap my pants before respawning.



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