Yes by far best thread yet, too funny, hear the commercial in my head perfectly!

Someone do the forum QQers!

Am I the only one who reads this and (subconsciously) hears Dave Bickler's voice in the distance...? Great thread guys! +1's to all!

Ok, for the millionth time or so.
Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking.

BUT.
Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:

1. Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
2. Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
3. Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)

Add your favorite genius parody ,

My next one will he about tank drivers stay tuned or add yours.

Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:

Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
you are wrong, i am totally a team player when i take out all of the enemies turrets after flying up there. my team doesnt get shot by turrets now, HEY GUESS WHAT IM TEAM PLAYING.


Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.

Yea this would be great if people actually got in my dropship. you have any idea how much i have to spam comms with. I NEED A GUNNER I NEEED A GUNNER I NEED A GUNNER. to no avail. and then people at spawn standing there doign nothing while im in a dropship trying my best to pick them up they still dont get in.


Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.

haha yea right. you seriously think i am concerned with KDR? my only concern is air superiority. it is required to take out all turrets to be able to fly around ferrying the infantry around. those turrets auto aim and can shoot across the entire map.

Cry some more when i kill u with my viper - hatch.

Real Men of Genius Today we salut you Mr. First Day Player. When your team starts a match and moves off as a squad to begin a match you walk off the other direction and try to solo a tank! When you are one shotted by that tank does it stop you? Never, you respawn and go back to where you died before only to be taken out by a Creodon AR. No one understands the dedication it takes to get 1 million kills in a weekend and you Mr. First Day Player will shoulder that responsibility and attempt to get all 1 million deaths by yourself. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because when everyone gets that 1 million SP and ISK, you can know that YOU made a difference!

Militia Dropship - free
Proto heavy forge fit - 150K


The look on the heavy's face when the dropship he shot down crashes on him - Priceless.

Ok, for the millionth time or so.
Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking.

BUT.
Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:

1. Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
2. Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
3. Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.

it is required to take out all turrets to be able to fly around ferrying the infantry around. those turrets auto aim and can shoot across the entire map.

Real Men of Genius Today we salut you Mr. First Day Player. When your team starts a match and moves off as a squad to begin a match you walk off the other direction and try to solo a tank! When you are one shotted by that tank does it stop you? Never, you respawn and go back to where you died before only to be taken out by a Creodon AR. No one understands the dedication it takes to get 1 million kills in a weekend and you Mr. First Day Player will shoulder that responsibility and attempt to get all 1 million deaths by yourself. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because when everyone gets that 1 million SP and ISK, you can know that YOU made a difference!

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Shotgun Sniper (Mr. Shotgun Sniper). As your team moves off in a unit formation you grab your shotgun or massdriver and head in a completely different direction (does he even know where he's going?) Who cares if you have to jump over the last 7 steps of this mountainside and run through 10 seconds of out of bounds territory (Why can't I run faster?). As you clear the outskirt of the battlefields you see your objective in front of you, lining up his shots at your allies (Oh no you didn't). While snipers may hide out of harms way, you beat them to it, then calmly walk up behind them before performing an flawless execution that would make a Colombian drug lord shed a tear (So when did you get here?). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, platformer of the shooter arena (what the hell is that dot in the corner?) because every time a Snipers finds one of your allies, you find him (Now he's gonna get you) and that makes all the difference.

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Fearless Tactical Sniper (Mr. Fearless Tactical Sniper). That guy's running straight at you with a AR (So many bullets).. So you smiled and said thank you as you lined up a perfect shot with your Sniper Rifle or Forge Gun (Oh oh oh.) as you drop an Uplink and a Nanohive (My spot you can't have it). While other snipers may hide out of harms way, you punge headfirst into the teeth of battle (Who keeps shooting at me?). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, purveyor of painless oblivion, and then crack open another helmet (Was that another head shot?) because while other Snipers need to whine about aiming from the rooftops, you need a beer to wash down the smooth, smooth taste of victory (Oo oo oo).

haha nice but true
these noobz are terrible
like Ms. zekina zek
in her ERYX $hi7

ramming me,
then going boom.

Ish is really funny dude,

this Noob is terrible.
Like my raping skill
wishing they could
kill.



----------DRaven DeMort carries you home----------

zek is a guy, and i can assure you, hes a pretty damn good pilot....

We need one about the pink drop suit I keep reading about .lol

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)

Add your favorite genius parody ,

My next one will he about tank drivers stay tuned or add yours.

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius). Today we salute you, Mr. Repair Exploiter (Mr. Repair Exploiter). You start you day with a crash into a wall (Crash Into a Wall) and then repair the damage (Rep the Damage). Your Imagination is ingenious and we are in awe your ability to perform such reparative task with Vigour (Task with Vigour). We salute your ability t withstand monstrous boredom whilst the rest of us fight against overwhelming odds with guns in hand. so crack open an ice cold Bud Light and wear you EleventyMillion SP badge (HeGÇÖs a HERO) with honour until the next wipe (whoa whoa whoa)

Today we Salute you, Mr. Militia heavy shock user (Mr. Militia heavy shock userrrr!). While the other players in the battle use little guns you proudly strut sending a salvo of swarm launchers at everyone who moves (All hail the rockets!). Not a single missile does an ounce of damage, but you will keep respawning for that kill. (You'll get them yeeeet!) so crack open an ice cold Bud Light you master of missiles and keep firin', because you'll need an ice cold beer to keep you cool as you wait for the respawn timer to run down. (Ohhh 0-17 yeah!)

Just wanted everyone to know 2 days ago Tyas Borg (in scout suit) got killed by a swarm launcher 1 v 1. Dont ever give up Heavy Shock troopers you can do it!

Real Men of Genius "~real men of genius~".

Today we salute you, Mr. L.A.V. SP Investor "~Mr. L.A.V. SP Investor~". You cringe at the thought of using a lame free L.A.V. for transport, knowing how tasty they are to AV players "~it tastes just like bacon~". You fret tirelessly to fit your ride with the best mods you can despite your cripplingly heavy PG/CPU limitations. Then you take to the field and crush those AV players who think you're an easy kill. You run down AV grenadiers who toss and turn, you crush swarmers who fire and forget, and you fender-face-slap forge gunners when they stand right in front of you thinking one shot will be enough "~let me help you with that facepalm~". Transporting your teammates safely to their targets and running down fatties, you are always a force to be reckoned with "~I think the turret guy farted...~".

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Lord of the 'Lav'. Because when it comes to L.A.V. rolling & trolling, you're the king of the road "~Mr. L.A.V. SP Investor~~~~".

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Fearless Tactical Sniper (Mr. Fearless Tactical Sniper). That guy's running straight at you with a AR (So many bullets).. So you smiled and said thank you as you lined up a perfect shot with your Sniper Rifle or Forge Gun (Oh oh oh.) as you drop an Uplink and a Nanohive (My spot you can't have it). While other snipers may hide out of harms way, you punge headfirst into the teeth of battle (Who keeps shooting at me?). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, purveyor of painless oblivion, and then crack open another helmet (Was that another head shot?) because while other Snipers need to whine about aiming from the rooftops, you need a beer to wash down the smooth, smooth taste of victory (Oo oo oo).

one does not simply camp in Dust and get away with it.

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Remote mines. (Mr. Remote mines camper) When your team is caping a point you lay down those mines at the spawn point. what are you going to let them take back point B with no effort?. While the other players wait 10 seconds just to get pissed, you sit at the top of the scoreboards, a job well done. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to run around the battlefield with only a pistol and 15 remote mines. (so many remote mines) Or the QQ's complaing about beta being unfinished . (it'll all be fixed next build) With your 45% more speed mods your a blazing angle of death that no one likes (a tribute to the friendless team player) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because when your team wins, you actually made a difference, playing with the rules set forth to you! (whoa whoa whoa)