Yes by far best thread yet, too funny, hear the commercial in my head perfectly!

Someone do the forum QQers!

Am I the only one who reads this and (subconsciously) hears Dave Bickler's voice in the distance...? Great thread guys! +1's to all!

Ok, for the millionth time or so.
Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking.

BUT.
Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:

1. Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
2. Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
3. Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)

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My next one will he about tank drivers stay tuned or add yours.

Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:

Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
you are wrong, i am totally a team player when i take out all of the enemies turrets after flying up there. my team doesnt get shot by turrets now, HEY GUESS WHAT IM TEAM PLAYING.


Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.

Yea this would be great if people actually got in my dropship. you have any idea how much i have to spam comms with. I NEED A GUNNER I NEEED A GUNNER I NEED A GUNNER. to no avail. and then people at spawn standing there doign nothing while im in a dropship trying my best to pick them up they still dont get in.


Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.

haha yea right. you seriously think i am concerned with KDR? my only concern is air superiority. it is required to take out all turrets to be able to fly around ferrying the infantry around. those turrets auto aim and can shoot across the entire map.

Cry some more when i kill u with my viper - hatch.

Real Men of Genius Today we salut you Mr. First Day Player. When your team starts a match and moves off as a squad to begin a match you walk off the other direction and try to solo a tank! When you are one shotted by that tank does it stop you? Never, you respawn and go back to where you died before only to be taken out by a Creodon AR. No one understands the dedication it takes to get 1 million kills in a weekend and you Mr. First Day Player will shoulder that responsibility and attempt to get all 1 million deaths by yourself. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because when everyone gets that 1 million SP and ISK, you can know that YOU made a difference!