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HowDidThatTaste
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:41:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)
Add your favorite genius parody ,
My next one will he about tank drivers stay tuned or add yours. |
Zekain Kade
BetaMax.
931
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:45:00 -
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flying up there isn't that hard. But it's really easy to knock them off.
I can kill just as many, if not more enemies by running around on ground level, then what he can rack up by sitting up there like a scrub. |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:50:00 -
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Ok, for the millionth time or so. Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking.
BUT. Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:
- Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
- Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
- Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.
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Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:52:00 -
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So my solution? Buy a dropship. Fly up there. But before you do, load it up with troops and drop them in pairs on each vantage point. When you're done with that, make sure you have a gun squad and keep flying around keeping other dropships away from your sniping squads. You could also transport other troops to A, B or C and help get the battle over swiftly. |
jenza aranda
BetaMax.
1005
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:52:00 -
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one i made :)
Look at your tank, now look at mine. now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't yours, but if you stop using militia vehicles and switch to training the skills it could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? your on the battlefield with the tank your tank could be like. Whats in your hand? Back to me, I have it, 2 blueprints to that fit you love, look again, THE FITTINGS ARE NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you use proper vehicles and not militia. Im in a Surya |
HowDidThatTaste
461
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:54:00 -
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Guys enough with the logic behind it. This is just a parody of the things we see in the game not a thread on why one should or should not do these things. Just a PARODY! |
crazy space
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
879
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Posted - 2012.07.13 17:06:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Remote mines. (Mr. Remote mines camper) When your team is caping a point you lay down those mines at the spawn point. what are you going to let them take by point B with no effort?. While the other players wait 10 seconds just to get pissed, you sit at the top of the scoreboards, a job well done. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to run around the battlefield with only a pistol and 15 remote mines. (so many remote mines) Or the QQ's complaing about beta being unfinished . (it'll all be fixed next build) With your 45% more speed mods your a blazing angle of death that no one likes (a tribute to the friendless team player) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because when your team wins, you actually made a difference, playing with the rules set forth to you! (whoa whoa whoa)
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Pavel Monfreid
29
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Posted - 2012.07.13 17:32:00 -
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Real Men of Genius Today we salut you Mr. First Day Player. When your team starts a match and moves off as a squad to begin a match you walk off the other direction and try to solo a tank! When you are one shotted by that tank does it stop you? Never, you respawn and go back to where you died before only to be taken out by a Creodon AR. No one understands the dedication it takes to get 1 million kills in a weekend and you Mr. First Day Player will shoulder that responsibility and attempt to get all 1 million deaths by yourself. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because when everyone gets that 1 million SP and ISK, you can know that YOU made a difference! |
HowDidThatTaste
461
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Posted - 2012.07.13 19:12:00 -
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Heavys, scouts, the leader of my squad. The dudes hangin off of the drop ship .Mr. proto suit , down at the local objective that protects my back while capping. This is for the people in my crew That help me through the day and make me feel good
This Buds for you And you and you and you This Buds for you And you and you and you |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.07.13 20:17:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. LAV Highjacker (Mr. LAV Highjacker). You liked his ride. So you walked up to it and shot him off of the back of it. While most clones have to call for their own ride, you proudly call out "Finder's Keepers" as you stand above the corpse of your victim, then go on the joyride to end all joyrides, looking for as many speed bumps as possible. (Drive like a rental?) No way! Drive it like you stole it. (Cause you kind of did.) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, highjacker on the road of life, because the way you say "Vroom Vroom" makes us say "Yes, Yes." (Yeah yeah yeah.) |
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Sandromin Hes
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
204
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Posted - 2012.07.13 21:15:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Swarm Launcher AV Guy. (Mr. Swarm Launcher AV Guy) You are the scourge of all vehicles, ground and air. Whenever someone sees your missiles, they run in fear, unable to escape the hounds you have set upon them (missiles chasing your enemies!). You proudly stand above a heap of old metal that used to be a few guys and a tank. Sure, you endure the toughest insults on the forums, but you don't mind. (You really really need to nerf him!) You take it all like a man. When you step in the room, trolls come at you, but still you endure. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you destroy makes us say nerf! (whoa whoa whoa)
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Antilles Maximus
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
80
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Posted - 2012.07.13 21:22:00 -
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Am I the only one who reads this and (subconsciously) hears Dave Bickler's voice in the distance...? Great thread guys! +1's to all! |
Belzeebub Santana
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
409
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Posted - 2012.07.13 21:31:00 -
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Yes by far best thread yet, too funny, hear the commercial in my head perfectly!
Someone do the forum QQers! |
Antilles Maximus
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
80
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Posted - 2012.07.13 22:39:00 -
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Belzeebub Santana wrote:Yes by far best thread yet, too funny, hear the commercial in my head perfectly! Someone do the forum QQers!
Real Men of Genius. (Real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Really Annoying Forum Whiner (Mr. Really Annoying Forum Whiner). You give every ounce of effort to overcome the strenuous hardships of overwhelming game play. (I can do it!) And even though youGÇÖve failed at every attempt to raise your KDR, you have a secret weapon up your sleeve. (TheyGÇÖll never see it coming.) With hard trained dedication and finesse, you take the battle off the battle field and onto a higher levelGǪ the forums (listen up you guys). So you canGÇÖt shoot as well as other playersGǪ and your dropship piloting skills are less than mediocre, itGÇÖs obviously not YOUR fault (come on guysGǪ). CampersGǪ remote explosivesGǪ EVE playersGǪ theyGÇÖre all patheticGǪ and youGÇÖll tell them why (ItGÇÖs not fairGǪ). So crack open an ice cold Bud light Mr. Really Annoying Forum Whiner. Because if not for you, weGÇÖd have no one to really gun for. (Mr. Really Annoying Forum WhinerGǪ.) |
Nate Silverley
Rebelles A Quebec
139
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Posted - 2012.07.13 23:50:00 -
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Waaaaasssssssuuuuuuuup?? |
Los Silencio
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2012.07.14 00:03:00 -
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Too funny! PLEASE keep these coming!!! |
CaptainMorgan PLZ
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2012.07.14 00:20:00 -
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Antilles Maximus wrote:Am I the only one who reads this and (subconsciously) hears Dave Bickler's voice in the distance...? Great thread guys! +1's to all!
I even sing the parts in the parentheses in my head . LOL |
HowDidThatTaste
461
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Posted - 2012.07.14 00:40:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr.Spawn camper (Mr.Spawn Camper). No its not strange to join 6 of your buddys in the nano hive after spawn camping objective B (spawn camping Objective B). it's not your fault ccp made everyone spawn in the same spot. Oh wear will they spawn next (oh wear will they spaw next) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Spawn camper and be glad they never dropped an up link, cause we say hehehehe easy kills " (Yeah yeah yeah.) |
zekina zek
D3LTA FORC3 Orion Empire
108
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Posted - 2012.07.14 00:41:00 -
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Grit Breather wrote:Ok, for the millionth time or so. Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking. BUT. Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:
- Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
- Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
- Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.
Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:
Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team. you are wrong, i am totally a team player when i take out all of the enemies turrets after flying up there. my team doesnt get shot by turrets now, HEY GUESS WHAT IM TEAM PLAYING.
Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
Yea this would be great if people actually got in my dropship. you have any idea how much i have to spam comms with. I NEED A GUNNER I NEEED A GUNNER I NEED A GUNNER. to no avail. and then people at spawn standing there doign nothing while im in a dropship trying my best to pick them up they still dont get in.
Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.
haha yea right. you seriously think i am concerned with KDR? my only concern is air superiority. it is required to take out all turrets to be able to fly around ferrying the infantry around. those turrets auto aim and can shoot across the entire map.
Cry some more when i kill u with my viper - hatch. |
HowDidThatTaste
461
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Posted - 2012.07.14 01:19:00 -
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Wrong place to post player. I'm sure your gripe will be heard just in another post |
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BAD FURRY
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
247
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Posted - 2012.07.14 02:25:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)
Add your favorite genius parody ,
My next one will he about tank drivers stay tuned or add yours.
FIXED !!!!
Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "Boom-Lay-Boom" from the top of the tower." and a "POP POP " from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred thousand feet above the fray. (Playing it safe !) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (ROFLLH2PNOOB!!!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Death from Above, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "L-H-2-P"! (GTFOoooo NOW!!!)
FIXED !!! |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.07.14 03:04:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Humorless Forum Troll (Mr. Hurmorless Forum Troll). You didn't get the joke gently mocking gameplay ideas you don't agree with. (Oh no you didn't).. So you stepped up and ruined a perfect piece of satire (it was perfect). While most Trolls peek out from under their bridges to lure in their prey, you dive willfully other bridges and challenge the Troll who was already there (I don't think you're winning). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because even though your sense of humor is lacking (oh is it lacking) your bridge is in the right place. |
Icy Tiger
496
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Posted - 2012.07.14 03:09:00 -
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zekina zek wrote:Grit Breather wrote:Ok, for the millionth time or so. Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking. BUT. Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:
- Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
- Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
- Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.
Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are: Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team. you are wrong, i am totally a team player when i take out all of the enemies turrets after flying up there. my team doesnt get shot by turrets now, HEY GUESS WHAT IM TEAM PLAYING. Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support. Yea this would be great if people actually got in my dropship. you have any idea how much i have to spam comms with. I NEED A GUNNER I NEEED A GUNNER I NEED A GUNNER. to no avail. and then people at spawn standing there doign nothing while im in a dropship trying my best to pick them up they still dont get in. Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it. haha yea right. you seriously think i am concerned with KDR? my only concern is air superiority. it is required to take out all turrets to be able to fly around ferrying the infantry around. those turrets auto aim and can shoot across the entire map. Cry some more when i kill u with my viper - hatch.
Goddamnit it's a joke.
Some people... |
MR-NASTY
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
87
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Posted - 2012.07.14 04:10:00 -
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+ 1,s for all these...
I take that back no +1 for the non genius trollls |
Rhadiem
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2012.07.14 08:13:00 -
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nice thread. I'd contribute but it's 3am and I'm not coming up with anything. |
Corvus Ravensong
Skyel Industries Subspace Exploration Agency
179
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Posted - 2012.07.14 08:30:00 -
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I don't always drive it like I stole it......... But when I do - It's always Militia.
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Hellhammer Tactical
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.07.14 08:35:00 -
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maurauder tank - 300,000 ISK dropsuit load out - 120,000 ISK
Fragging the guy before he can get in - Priceless!
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Corvus Ravensong
Skyel Industries Subspace Exploration Agency
179
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Posted - 2012.07.14 08:48:00 -
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Militia Dropship - free Proto heavy forge fit - 150K
The look on the heavy's face when the dropship he shot down crashes on him - Priceless. |
Tupni
27
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Posted - 2012.07.14 09:11:00 -
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Pavel Monfreid wrote:Real Men of Genius Today we salut you Mr. First Day Player. When your team starts a match and moves off as a squad to begin a match you walk off the other direction and try to solo a tank! When you are one shotted by that tank does it stop you? Never, you respawn and go back to where you died before only to be taken out by a Creodon AR. No one understands the dedication it takes to get 1 million kills in a weekend and you Mr. First Day Player will shoulder that responsibility and attempt to get all 1 million deaths by yourself. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because when everyone gets that 1 million SP and ISK, you can know that YOU made a difference!
(I would actually like to salute anyone who does this in all seriousness. Taking one for the greater team like that is in its own way admirable. I don't have anything witty for the thread though. )
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Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
437
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Posted - 2012.07.14 09:17:00 -
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Why is the OP crying and can we have some of his tears? |
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